Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, any of the songs mentioned, Gieco, and Little Mermaid. But I do own my insanity.

1.] On her birthday, send her a picture of a platypus from "Sasuke", with a picture caption saying "This is what I think of you.. *HEARTS*"

2.] Dye her hair and clothes orange and say one day that she and Naruto do match perfectly.

3.] Tell her that she and Sasuke really contrast and will never get together (orange and blue are opposites of each other)

4.] Every time she tries to talk Sasuke into going out with her, play a recording of a fat lady screaming.

5.] Steal her comb and replace it with a mini-rake or a fork (haha, Little Mermaid reference there)

6.] Replace her beauty face mask with three-day old yogurt mixed in with bleach.

7.] Tell her how much of a resemblance she is to a pelican

8.] Call her at 2 PM if she wants to sign up for Gieco.

9.] Put several Post-It notes on her door each saying "I will come tonight for my order of a pink wig".

10.] Leave a message on his phone with things like…"OMG SAKURA-CHAN! I LOVE YOU!!!", make sure it sounds like an alien, an old man, and …yeah, you get the idea

11.] Replace her shoes with one of those baby shoes that squeak or quack with every step. (step *quack* step *quack*)

12.] Freaking throw a very hyper and deranged Naruto at her. (you know, the kind of Naruto that goes in that kind of crazy when he just found out the Ichiraku Ramen is going to get destroyed and blown into little noodle pieces.)

13.] Each time Lee talks to her and she pushes him away, play a part in the "My Heart Will Go On" that goes like "Near, Far, wherever you are.."

14.] Videotape her each time she asks Sasuke to go out with her (who always shuns her), make a parody out of it, and post it on Youtube.

15.] Ask her why she likes Sasuke. After she's finished, wait about thirty more seconds and then say, "Is that your final answer??" in a jeopardy-ish kind of voice.

16.] For each time she orders food from a very crowded restaurant and just about when the clerk asks for her food, loudly play the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" song.

17.] While she is taking an oh-so relaxing shower after a very industrious and very hard day of training, flush the toilet over, over, over, and over again.

18.] Lock 15 mutated pigs in her bathroom (and add rampaging iguanas too!!!).

19.] Record the reaction when she opens the door.

20.] Dress up as a HUGE star and show up on her door with a voice projector and shout "DANGIT *BLEEP*, STOP THE WISHING ABOUT GETTING TOGETHER AND MARRYING UCHIHA!! IT'S WAY ABOVE MY SKILL TO DO THAT!!!!"

Once again, I made another one of my plans. You know, you can do this in real life. Just don't hold me responsible if you got caught though. You were the one who clicked the darn link to this page. You were the one who proceeded to read every single thing in this thing until you are reading this bottom part as we speak..... Yeah, go crazy. And by the way, I need another character to write about. Don't suggest Hinata though *hugs her*, she's too kind for this. DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW AND DROP SUGGESTIONS OF WHICH CHARACTER I'M GOING TO ANNOY NEXT!