Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, the F.U.N song, Rice Crispies, and Kagura from Fruits Basket. And again, I only own my insanity.
Let's the start with the classics:
1.] Mistake him for Ino or her twin
2.] Ask him if he's confused with his gender
3.] Replace his clay with play-doh
4.] Dye his hair... [yeah I know *snore*]
Now, this is how I would annoy him:
1.] Replace his clay with cookie dough
2.] If he asks why you did it, say that it must be horrible for his hands to just eat clay and then throw it up the next second.
3.] Tell him if he keeps doing that to his hands, his hands may become bulimic.
4.] Ask if he and his hand can do a duet while dancing
5.] When he and Sasori are arguing over what kind of art is best, play the song from Spongebob "F.U.N" [Warning: this might get Sasori to turn on you too]
6.] Cosplay as him on crack.
7.] Make him say "un" over and over again until he can't stop (this is reference from a video in Youtube by the way)
8.] During breakfast, ask him if he could give you a bowl of his favorite cereal, Rice Crispies. Put milk in and at the moment it starts snapping and popping, knock it over (make sure it lands on Deidara) and shriek (like a banshee)," THE CEREAL SPEAKS!!! DEIDARA'S CEREAL IS POSSESSED!!!!!" now, run screaming.
9.] Continuing number 8, come back a few moments later and say to Deidara that he's a narcissist because he chose a cereal brand that has one of the mascots that looks like him.
10.] Pretend to stalk him. Make sure it is done very badly.
11.] Buy a rocket or dynamite with his money. (That will result in a very happy Kakuzu)
11.] Tell him that you finally understood his view of art and just about when he's about to burst into tears of joy, show him the dynamite or rocket that has all of his clay attached to it.
12.] Record his reaction when he tries to blow out the fuse on the rocket or dynamite.
13.] Pretend you are in a staring contest with him. After a few second, slap him and say that he's cheating because his other eye is part robot and can't blink.
14.] While Sasori's away because of a mission, borrow some of his puppet parts, rearrange them as letters in Deidara's bedroom when he's asleep and in the end, the fake body parts should make up the words "YOU ARE NEXT". And add some kind of red sauce to make it look like blood.
15.] Videotape his reaction and of him falling off his bed. Show the recording to Hidan. That way, he will never live it down.
16.] Ask him if he's going out with Sasori, when he says "No, un (yeah)", pose like a psychologist for a second and then say," Oh I see, so you guys are having a rough relationship, eh?"
17.] Install one of those shower/ sprinkler systems in his room and set it to 3 AM.
18.] Glomp and hug him very tightly during an important battle and yell, "LIVE DEI-DEI-CHAN! LIVE DAM*IT!" (even though, he isn't hurt.)
19.] *optional and this goes with number 18* oh yeah, if you watch Fruits Basket, then you should know that there is this girl named Kagura that goes berserk when she shows affection. So if you do know her, act like her when you see Deidara getting hurt.
20.] Tell him that you decided to not call him Dei-dei anymore…. But now, you decided to call him…… DEI-DEI-DEI!! (it should go with the rhythm of dun-dun-DUN)
Due to massive requests (*yeah right*), I wrote this first thing in the morning. seriously. What's funny is that this is another fav character of mine. Ha, and some people say they couldn't just bear seeing their beloved character getting tortured silly. Now, REVIEW AND DROP SOME MORE SUGGESTIONS!!!