Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Neji, Jamaica (if i did, i would be considered as a dictator, my friend), Nick Jr., its catalog, Princess Bride, the guy who always says "OBJECTION!!!!", Tweety, or you.

1.] Braid his hair when he's asleep… Jamaican style

2.] Ask him if he got his shirt from the Nick Jr.'s catalog. (if you kind of think about it, his shirt sort of looks like Diego's vest 0.0)

3.] Put hot curry in his green tea that he seems to be always drinking.

4.] Put one freaky eye contact in one of his eyes (only one contact)

5.] Watch and take pictures as the villagers' children run away from him.

6.] Photoshop the picture to make it look like he's attacking the village… likeGodzilla!!! OMG! THAT'S AN AWESOME CLASSIC!! …ah, sorry ^^;;

7.] If he asks why you did this, say it was his destiny and yours.

8.] Pretend to tell the future to him and say that he will be attacked by oranges on the day he will find his true love and that when he gets married, his wife will be the one who owns him.

9.] …So whenever he gets near Tenten, repeatedly catapult him with oranges.

10.] Pretend to be the guy from Princess Bride (or the lawyer who has that gravity-defying hair) and whenever he says something about destiny, say "INCONCIEVABLE!!" (or "OBJECTION!!!!!!!")

11.] Claim that the Gentle Fist Technique is the manly version of poking.

12.] Force him to be a gypsy for a fair so dress him up. If he doesn't agree, tell Hiashi (Hinata's father) that during the preliminaries for the Chuunin Exam was when Neji harassed Hinata. (his hand got wayyy too close to the chest! and THAT, my friend, is called sexual harassment .)

13.] Pretend to be shocked while looking at a calendar and tell him after a five-hour makeover that the fair is on the harvest moon date.. four years from now. (correct me if I'm wrong)

14.] Give him a HUGE rabid berserk-ish guide dog for Christmas and say on a card on the dog: "I heard about your loss of eyesight so.." (I mean HUGE like Akamaru's size in Shippuuden and this is kind of ironic since I mean, how can he read the card if he's blind? so don't review me just to say that cuz I know xD)

15.] Force him in tight spandex… 'nuff said

16.] if you ever have a chance to serve food to him, spill anything hot or anything frigid cold.

17.] For his birthday, give him a freakin big Christmas card that has a picture in the front that compares him to… PEKING DUCK!! (a bunny would be nice too~!)

18.] Tell Gai-sensei that Neji needs the "The Beginning of Youth" speech thoroughly explained to him.

19.] Cook up bacon, sausages, and bagels, make a huge string through them, tie them around the Hyuuga branch household like Christmas lights.

20.] Make him dress up as Tweety and say "C'mon! You gotta show that the branch family is more than a caged bird!!!!"

21.] If he still doesn't wear it, wear the Tweety suit yourself (that's right, yourself!), follow him around for the next few days, saying " I TOHT I TAW A LADY MAN! " over and over again in ,like, every four seconds. (if you don't know what i just typed, try sounding it out first and if there are lazy-bum people who're reading this fic, it says " I thought I saw a lady man!")

23.] Get a nearly hatched egg that would hatch in a day. Put it under Neji's pillow and watch as he freaks out as the chick follows him around.

24.] When he shows up for training with the chick right behind him, say "awww, the chick is such a momma's boy~!"

25.] Cosplay as him in an apple suit

Heh heh.. Apologies for making you people wait so long. Huh.. let me pretend to be Kakashi for a sec... here are my reasons:

1.] sick *cough* 'nuff said *cough...sneeze*

2.] mountains of paperwork and homework- AHHHH!!! IT'S FALLING DOWN!!! .

3.] I have to do a painting for my art school/ class (yep. I'm an artist. Shocker eh?)

4.] i forget *pssht* nice reason huh?

5.] had to clean my room and closet (a hunting of skirts i go, i hunting of skirts i go, hi-ho i dare-o i will torture them soo~) ^^

Also, thank you for reviewing *grabs a petrified Neji and blows nose on his hair* I'M SO HAPPYY!!! TT^TT -- Those are tears of joy, dangit! I also thank Dragongirl (I apologize if i don't spell your name right, i can't press "Back") and yes, I am indeed a very annoying person and dam proud! xD Feel free to use these on your friends.. just don't hold charges on me when you get caught though. 0.o and again, more REVIEWS PLEASE!!!