Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Shino, Chinatown, the Jitterbug song, the Matrix, and the Bug's Life movie. AND yes, i do not own you, my friend.

The A, B, C's:

1.] Steal his glasses

2.] Sing the jitterbug song when you're around him

3.] Like in one of the episodes, give him some laughing medication or whatever the heck it was.

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Advanced Calculus (not the math):

4.] Plant flowers on his head so his bugs will love him more.

5.] Hit him with a fly swatter and claim there was a bug there.

6.] Give him a haircut and pretend you're cutting a bush hedge… THAT would mean bringing out the ULTRA scissors~

7.] An alternate for #o6: with normal scissors…. Cut his hair to make it look like a beehive.

8.] Following #o7: dab honey on it like there was no tomorrow…. THEN RUN!!!!

9.] Ask him to meet with you on a hill with a lot of butterflies. When he gets there, push him off and say that he has to go fly with his brethren (the butterflies)…. You better have some bug spray on you when you're done with this.

10.] Take him to a trip to Chinatown and force him to order a plate full of fried cricket legs and cooked snails… and make him eat it. (A/N: the snails are not that bad really… I like it with some sauce.)

11.] When you're on a (un-serious) night mission with him, bring and carry one of those bug zappers as a lantern so you can "see" in the dark.

12.] Replay the scene where someone killed the giant millipede in the exams. ( I felt sorry for that bug..)

13.] Say that he's from Matrix

14.] Call him the "Shino-bee". (A/N: man that was so cheesy.. but I couldn't help it..)

15.] Decorate his head like a Christmas tree and circle him while singing badly.

16.] Replace his clothes with tight leather clothes. (it could've been ballerina clothes..)

17.] Sing the itsy bitsy spider song every time, and at the end of each song, slap him.

18.] Make him dinner. Only, the dinner has to be shaped like a bug. Watch as he tries to take apart the meal.

19.] Ask if he's related to the bugs from Bug's Life.

20.] In the morning, wake him up by saying," FLY BUGGIE FLY! THE SPIDER'S GONNA EAT YAH OMGG!!!!.... oh wait, you can't fly can you".... then shower him with multi-colored glitter.

As promised, I posted this ! Does Shino fly? cuz I'm not sure...

Uh, sorry for the crappiness cuz I had to some homework while I'm writing this. Hm.... ehm, don't really have anything to say so..... REVIEW and REQUEST!!!!! The next character will be based on the majority of who you guys requested.

oh yeah, anybody here willing to review? as said in some chapter before this (or was i dreaming?), seeing a bucketful of requests isn't exactly a gift... or so I think.. oh, speaking of gifts, it would be a REALLY good time to review cuz' guess what? my bday is like in three days!!! So yes.... REVIEW UNTIL YOUR HEART'S CONTENT(... or MY heart's content.. lol)