hi. At the moment I'm watching full house. It's a 1980's tv show. I'm watching season 1 episode 10 and it's funny. No joke. Anyway on with the story because I'm a yaoi freak. Ok!

Dibs pOv.

"Dib human, how do two people make love? And what is make love?" Zim asked, we were in my bedroom. I was laying on my bed and he was sitting on the floor.

"Zim, making love is sex." he nodded taking mental notes. "And I'm not sure on how to explain how two people make love. Its like when I couldn't explain to you what a kiss was." I shrugged.

"How about you show me? What a kiss is and what sex is. Im Pretty sure that sex has kissing in it." Zim got off the ground and walked to the bed and sat down next to me. I sat up looking at him puzzled. 'Why does he want me to show him?'

"Well a kiss goes something like this." I leaned in and kissed his lips softly, almost so that I could barely feel it. "During sex you add tongue." I opened my mouth and he did the same. We put our lips together and our tongues slid in and out of each other mouths. Zims hand rubbed my dick. His other hand pulled up my shirt and he sucked on my nipple. He snaked his tongue from my hard nipple to my neck and we went back to making out. I pushed him on his back and rubbed his dick. He moaned in pleasure.

After a bit of toying and such our pants were off and I was ready to go in. Zim obediently had his hott ass in the air, open for me to take.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!" I instantly sat up straight in my bed. I looked around and Zim was in bed with me. Freaking out slightly I pulled up the covers and saw that we both still had our pants on, but his knee was rubbing gently against my hard boner And he was extremely close to me.

I crept out of bed, making sure to not disturb Zim too much, and went to the bathroom. My first conscious boner and it's for a guy, great.

during my explaining thing Dib will take care of his boner. When Dib said conscious boner he means that it's the first boner he got when he was awake. You see, the average male gets 6-8 erections a night. well you learned something new.

I zipped the zipper back up again and splashed water onto my face. I stared at my reflection. I grabbed some sleeping pills and down the hatch they went. Then I went back to bed, finally calm. 'I wonder what kissing the real Zim is like?' I laid back down, putting Zims leg back where it was only a little more down low. Then I waited for sleep to take me. The last thing i remember was zim scooting closer to me And wrapping his arms around.

6:15 AM

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

one eye opened and my hand slammed on the stop button.

"Mornin', *YAWN* I don't know about you Dib, but I slept great!" Zim smiled and crawled over Dib and got out of the bed. "Are our clothes done?"

"yeah, I'll go get them now. you stay in the bedroom and if my sister knocks hide."

"Ok." He sat back down on my bed.

I sprinted quietly downstairs and grabbed our shirts out of the dryer. Then I ran back up to my room. I opened the door and saw Zim laying on my bed, face in one of my pillow.

"I'm back." he sat up as quick as he could. Obviously embarrassed about something. "So Zim, are you aware that you are very snuggly in your sleep?"

"what does that mean?" He tilted his head slightly. He pulled his sweatshirt on.

"Your clingy to people."

"Still not understanding." zim said dubious.

"When your sleeping you like to be close or hold people." I made gestures in the air to sorta show him.

"Ooohhh! Sorry if I kept you up or woke you up." he scratched the back of his head, and smiled shyly.

"It's ok. Listen, Ill see you on the way to skool."

"ok!" He jumped out the window like A ninja.

"hey Dib! Breakfast is done, And if you even think about skipping out on it again I will kill you in your sleep." Gaz called from downstairs.

I ran down the stairs as fast as I can. "Sorry for skipping out yesterday. I just wanted to get to school early."

"What ever. Just eat you ding bat." She shoveled a spoon if cereal in her mouth.

we ate breakfast in silence, which was bad because I kept replaying the dream in my head.

As soon as Gaz was done eating she asked," Are you getting sick? Your face is really red." she put her bowl in the dishwasher.

"Maybe, I'm not sure." 'Im probably sick in the mind.' "I'm still going to skool though, so don't worry."

"I'm not, I don't want to have to take your homework to you from Skool. So you better not get sick." she glared at me and went upstairs.

I grabbed my book bag and walked out the door. I don't know why she's so pissy. I didn't do anything. Soon Zim and I met up at a corner that connects us and is on the way to skool.

"So how was Gaz this morning?" Zim asked.

"why r u asking about Gaz?"

"Just trying to make converstation. I don't know anything else to talk about." Zim shrugged his shoulders. "Oh I know, let's talk about our dreams last night!"

"ok, if you insist. you go first."

" Okie dokie, last night I dreamed of the person I'm in love with. We kissed and went on a date. After the date we wet to my house and snuggled on the couch." he sighed as we walked into skool. "What about yo-" he was swept away with a crowd of girls. He's gotten really popular since he changed his look. Oh well, at least I won't have to tEll him my dream.

i walked to my locker and got out my history book. Just like middl. Skool we get to stay in one classroom throughout the day. Our teacher is Mrs. Cranks. She is always cranky and she has to rat on about something. I put the rest of my books in my book bag and went into the classroom. Zim is nowhere in sight, thank God. He'll be here soon though.

"Ladies, please, just get off me. I'm not interested."Zim walked into the classroom shooing away his fan club. "This is getting annoying."

"Hey the girls worship you. You should be happy." I started doodling on my paper, not really paying attention.

"Yeah but, the person i like isn't worshiping me." he sulked in his chair," what are you drawing?" He just noticed.

I glanced down and saw me kissing Zim. I hurriedly flipped over the paper and began drawing on the other side. "Nothing special." I drew a really bad dog quickly and showed him.

"what's on the other side?" Zim asked, trying to look at the other side.

"it's nothing."

Zim's pov.

Dib crumbled up the paper and threw it away.

"Everyone it's time for lunch. Leave and eat NOW." Our teacher yelled.

as we left I grabbed the paper he threw in the trash when nobody was looking. At my locker I opened it. I saw the dog and turned it around. Me. Dib. We were kissing. So he loves me?! YES!

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