hey guys sorry it's been a while but this is gonna be Valentines Day special! This is about 4 months of dib and Zim dating. So there's that. Lets jump right on in!

Dib's pov.

"Hey Zim!" I called out, grabbing my boyfriends hand.

"Hey Dib." He smiled. "I was wondering if you want to do something special for the earth holiday Valentines day. Do you want to?"

Straight to the point today it seems. "Yeah that would be cool."

Walking the rest of the way to school, talking excitedly about what we could do, we smiled at each other.

- lunch -

"Hey Dib, hey Zim, are you guys doing anything for Valentines Day?" Stacy, a new girl in my class asked. She's been stalking our relationship like no ones business. She's worse than Gaz sometimes.

"We're still figuring out that." I smiled politely. She grinned and squealed softly.

"Well I have another question, the girls and I were wondering if you guys were gay or bi?" She's really just flat out asking this.

"I like whoever I like." Zim simply answered.

"What about you dib?" Stacy asked, smiling.

"Umm, well I'd say Bi... Why are you asking this?"

Her grin looked more devilishly by the second. "Oh no reason... us girls were just wondering. Oh if you guys haven't heard, there is a two new girls coming to our school Monday. Word is they are gorgeous. Anyway, have fun on your Valentines day date Sunday!" Then she left to the other girls and ate lunch.

"Well that was weird... oh well." Zim dug in the plain tasting food.

We have had sex probably twice in the last couple of months. We don't want to make it a habit, fearing that it will become our entire relationship. That and the fact that girls are now stalking us and doing everything they can know every aspect of our relationship.

- Sunday -

We went to a diner where, thankfully, no one we knew was there. We ate diner in peace and talked freely. We had a lot of fun. Then we went star-gazing together again, one of our favorite pass times to do together. Zim walked me home and we kissed on my door step, whispering that he'll come through my window to cuddle and go to skool in the morning with me in the morning.

I walked through my door to see Gaz and my Father up and waiting for me.

"Did you guys fuck this time?" Gaz asked.

"What the fuck Gaz? No!"

"Have you at least lost your virginity yet?" Gaz asked again, sounding bored and interested at the same time.

"Oh my God why-"

"Answer the question Dib." Gaz didn't yell, but she sounded extremely scary.

"Yes..."

"Son, next time you participate in sexual intercourse with Zim please allow me to study your hormone and brain activity levels. Also you never answered me on the brain study last time you were out this late." Membrane said.

"Dad... what the fuck... I can't believe either of you. Why can't our family be normal?"

"Because I am a genius mad scientist and your sister is a genius gothic girl with nothing better to do. Good night son, oh and I expect an answer next time. Oh and d please let me know when you engage in sexual intercourse, condoms were invited for a reason." Membrane then left. I still can't believe he was here in the flesh for a second time in less than a year.

"You should let me know next time you and Zim fuck, the girls like to be informed. Night Dib." Gaz left to her room, leaving me dumbfounded.

shaking me head at my abnormal family I went upstairs to me room. Zim was in the middle of changing in to PJ's he had left here before. I kissed him again and then changed into my own PJ's.

"What took so long for you to come up?" Zim asked after we settled in my bed.

"Nothing in particular... just my crazy abnormal family." I smiled at him and kissed his forehead. He's becoming more human everyday. He's even grown. "I love you Zim."

"I love you to Dib." Zim smiled, blushing.

"Goodnight." We said together.

Okie dokie guys, how was it? I hope you like it! Please leave a review, let me know what you think! I am all ears. Next chapter will be up as soon as possible.