"What are you doing in my room!"

"Your room? What are you doing in my room!"

"What are-" Ino's rant died in her throat when she realized that the sheets weren't her lavender sheets and the bed wasn't her queen's sized bed with an amazing mattress and instead was an off white sheets she was intimately wrapped up in and the bed was twin sized with a really lumpy mattress.

She was in Naruto's room which meant she was in his apartment... as in not her apartment.

She had tackled Naruto onto the floor, the sheets tangled up around their legs and waist. She straddled him as she kept his arms against the floor.

"Ino. Get. Off." Naruto stressed in a surprisingly husky voice. It was then she realized that something was... poking her backside.

Holy shit, Naruto's a guy. Ino didn't know why that was such a big deal.

"Sorry." She mumbled as she got up off of him. Naruto sat up and crossed his legs in an effort to hide his erection while Ino sat on his bed. The two blushing blondes couldn't look at each other before it became too awkward for Naruto.

"So," Naruto cleared his throat, "...what are you doing here?"

"I don't know! I fell asleep in my bed but then I woke up in yours!" Ino yelled, flabbergasted.

"...Are you sure?" Naruto asked, squinting his eyes in doubt.

"Of course, you idiot!" Ino yelled, hitting him over the head. She crossed her arms and looked away, indignant.

"Sheesh, I was just asking." Naruto said, rubbing the growing bump.

"So..." Naruto started, composing himself. "Now what?"

"I go home and we never speak of this again." Ino said simply. Ino nodded at her plan and stood. Ino quickly remembered her manners and looked back at him.

"I'm sorry for breaking into your house and sneaking into your bed. It won't happen again." Ino said before leaving.

She never noticed Naruto's crestfallen face.