Sakura was annoyed.
The idiot was still asleep and banging on his door was accomplishing nothing.
"Don't you have a spare key?" Sai asked from behind her. Instead of answering – Sakura had a feeling that Sai would say something that would inevitably piss her off and it was too early in the morning to give him a concussion – she took out her spare key and opened the door.
"Its... clean?" Sakura muttered, surprised. Naruto wasn't exactly a pig but there was always something that was left out. Like a shirt or some empty cup ramen. Usually he was tired from the solo missions that Tsunade kept issuing him lately.
She blinked before going over to his room.
They hadn't been seeing much of Naruto lately and Sasuke was getting grumpy. Apparently there was only so much he could stand before he needed his Naruto dose to remind him that there are much more annoying people in the world.
Bastard.
"Hey Naru...to."
"Uh... hey, Sakura." Naruto greeted, his voice going unusually high.
"Its- not what it looks like!" Ino yelled, trying to put on black pants as Naruto steadied her. Normally, Ino had impeccable balance (like all ninja did) but she had been panicking and had already fallen over twice trying to remove her pajamas while Naruto continued to run escape plans by her, obliviously. That is until the second time she fell and Naruto finally tried to help which only made matters worse and brought them to the scene that Sakura had walked in on.
"Thats... fairly hard to believe." Sakura said, pinching herself.
Ino was finally able to get her black pants on before abruptly freezing.
Why did she care what Sakura thought?
"Oh." Ino said, relaxing, never mind the fact that she stopped short of putting on a bra (she felt silly putting those things on to sleep – no matter the fact that Naruto really was seeing everything). "Well, then I tried." She continued with a shrug. This time both Sakura and Naruto blinked at her in confusion.
"Uh... I'll be out in five minutes." Naruto said, pushing Sakura out of his bedroom and closing the door in her face.
"What happened? One minute your freaking, the next your fine?" Naruto asked, eyeing her.
"Thats because I realized I don't really care what she thinks." Ino said, laying on the bed.
"Huh?" Naruto would have said more but Ino's breasts decided to make themselves known at the moment and his eyes seemed unable to look away...
"Because I could care less about whether she thought we were together. To tell you the truth, I wouldn't really mind." Ino said, rolling over.
But they did this bulging thing and they looked even BIGGER, which was really saying something since Ino had really big – wait what?
Naruto shook his head, ridding himself of his previous thoughts and let his eyes turn back to Ino's face. She had an amused smile, apparently finding it funny how long it took Naruto to register what she said.
"...You wouldn't?"
Ino's mirth softened as she nodded her head in confirmation.
Naruto's answering smile was covered by Ino's own lips when he bent over and kissed her.
Fifteen minutes later in the living room, Sai was seated on the couch, watching Sakura as she murmured denials.
"I think he forgot about us."
Ugh. They're getting longer and mushier on their own.