A Stupid Pointless Survey
Written by: Adventure-Seeking-Juliet
When: Ha! Why do I even tell people why?
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars! Isn't it obvious?
A/N This is the Emperor...hmm this was difficult to write so I'm sorry if it's not so great, but anyway I hope you review and enjoy! After the Emperor is Padme Naberrie Amidala Skywalker....that is a long name!
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What is your full name? Emperor Palpatine
Is the name you put down your real name? I have many names.
If it's not, then what is your real name? *cackles evilly* No one shall ever know!
Have you ever been in love? Love is for weaklings, like you, you weak pitiful machine, feel the wrath of the dark side! *practices Force lightning*
Are you evil? Yes. Yes I am.
Do you regret past decisions? No, I regret nothing...except maybe my poor choice in clothing *author added that...cuz it's the truth!*
Do you have children? Children are vile, power stealing, runts!
Are you an important person? Do you realise that you are talking to the Exalted Emperor of the galaxy?
Where were you born? The pit of all evil COUGHmymotherCOUGH
What is your favorite color? Black.
What's your mother's name? Destroy.
Your father's name? Death. *snorts*
Do you anger easily? * blows up a planet with my beautiful Death Star*
Who is your best friend? My precious...th Death Star.
Who do you hate most? I hate everyone equally.
What were you doing this time two weeks ago? I was practicing my evil laugh.
Do you like to fly? Flying is a thing of the past, when you can blow things up.
Are you lonely? Do I look like Lord Vader to you? *snickers*
Who do you miss the most? *sighs* Mother...
Where's your favorite place in the Universe? My personal spa..Mara Jade gives me personal sponge baths.
What is your current mood? Angry, as usual.
What's one dream you wish had come true, that didn't? I do not dream, I achieve.
Do you rebel against authority? I AM authority.
Are you a rebel? No, rebels are weak pitiful Jedi spawn *spits*
Are you famous? I am imfamous.
Are you a hero? I am the source of all evil...next to my mother Ms. Palpatine( it used to be Mrs., but she ate my father..)
Do you know of a rising hero? *glares* the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.
Are you power hungry? I AM THE ULTIMATE POWER!
Have you lost the love of your life? Ha! Once again, do I look like my weakling apprentice, Vader?
Are you alone? Yes, very happily.
Do you like pie? Pie is for Vader
Did you enjoy this survey? **** **** **** *uses Force lightning to blow up computer and cackles evilly*
A/N Next is Padme