A Stupid Pointless Survey
Written by: Adventure-Seeking-Juliet
When- Watching ESB.
Disclaimer- No ownership, this is only about what the characters would say to a survey! I SWEAR!
A/N Here is Threepio, I'm sorry if Padme's was upsetting, but I'm not great at writing her so I am sorry. Here is something to laugh at holpfully, C3P0!
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What is your full name? I am C3P0, human cyborg and relations.
Is the name you put down your real name? It is, but would you like me to translate it for you? I am fluent in over..*R2 shocks Threepio to shut him up*
If it's not, then what is your real name? Have you short-circuited R2? I was just answering the qustion you... *Is shocked again*
Have you ever been in love? The chances of a droid of high quality, such as myself, falling in "love" is over 8,000,887,994,003,678 to 1
Are you evil? If you can call being fluent in over 6 million forms of communication *R2 says some insulting beeps and such* R2, mind your manners...
Do you regret past decisions? Yes yes, many like the one to befrirend this annoying R2 unit!
Do you have children? I beg your pardon, droids cannot sire children. According to my programming that is entirely impossible! *R2 says suuuure in beeps and whistles*
Are you an important person? I have served under a great many important people, from the top of my memory I recall my first master being Captain Antilles...*R2 says he was made on a rubbish planet*
Where were you born? I'm not quite certain, but according to this busted R2 unit I was made on the dreadful planet of Tatooine...that cannot be right.
What is your favorite color? I like gold, it looks quite well with my coverings, don't you think?
What's your mother's name? I do not have a mother...I have a maker...
Your father's name? Droids to not have parents, all droids are designed and made out of materials such as...*R2 beeps to shut up*
Do you anger easily? a..a...anger? No, I'm a peaceful droid...you see I um think anger is bad..peace is very very good, however.
Who is your best friend? *Sigh* I guess I can have no delusions of grandeur, R2-D2 is my closet ally.
Who do you hate most? Hmm...the droid who shot me.
What were you doing this time two weeks ago? Good golly me, I was being drug around by a wookie!
Do you like to fly? No, I detest flying!
Are you lonely? No, I am never lonely it is against my makings..
Who do you miss the most? The ground.
Where's your favorite place in the Universe? A nice oil bath...
What is your current mood? worried, as usual says R2 for Threepio
What's one dream you wish had come true, that didn't? That I retired to a nice Nabooan Villa, I here they're relaxing.
Do you rebel against authority? My master IS part of the rebel alliancce.
Are you a rebel? *R2 beeps, I AM I AM!*
Are you famous? *R2 starts to say something* No Artoo, that is a delusion of grandeur!
Are you a hero? Um, well if you can call...
Do you know of a rising hero? My master, Luke Skywalker is quite skilled.
Are you power hungry? What are speaking about, I do not eat, I'm a droid for goodness sake.
Have you lost the love of your life? The odds of a Droid falling in "love" are...* R2 shocks again*
Are you alone? Unfortunately, not.
Do you like pie? PIE? It sounds interesting what are the odds I will like it?
Did you enjoy this survey? I foun it quite refreshing!
A/N The next one is Artoo Detoo! Yay!