A Stupid Pointless Survey

Written by- Adventure-Seeking-Juliet

Disclaimer: NO OWNERSHIP...*holds up lightsaber* " Now George Lucas...I find your lack of more movies disturbing! Hand the SW universe to me!

A/N Okay one and all the winner was Obi-Wan Kenobi...with Chewie and Leia tied for the next chapter, so when you review go ahead and tell me who you'd rather see next out of those two. SOOO...I hope I can do Obi-Wan justice. Thanks to all who reviewed and voted:)

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This survey is being taken by a Master Obi-Wan Kenobi before the battle of Geonosis.

What is your full name? Master Obi-Wan Kenobi

Is the name you put down your real name? *Anakin answers question for Obi-Wan* No, my real name is Mr. Furry Bantha. *Snickers*

If it's not, then what is your real name? "What Anakin, that is not my name!"

Have you ever been in love? Not technically. *Anakin adds...Which time, women are falling over themselves to get...* Obi-Wan gives him the Anakin-if-you-finish-that-sentence-I'll hurt you look*

Do you anger easily? ....No I am a happy picture of peace and serenity. *Anakin chokes on his jawa juice*

Do you regret past decisions? *Sigh* A great deal many of them.

Do you have children? Of course I don't! *Anakin adds That you know of...* *Wriggles eyebrows*

Are you an important person? I am a Jedi Master, and was the first Jedi in 1,000 years who killed a sith lord. "Are you boasting, Master?"

Where were you born? I do not remember...*Anakin puts in, Mos Eisly Cantina probably...* *GLARE*

What is your favorite color? Brown. "Uh...Master?" "Yes, Anakin?" "Brown makes your butt look big."

What's your mother's name? .....I don't know. *Anakin-Jabba prehaps?* "MASTER I'M JUST KIDDING!"

Your father's name? No Comment.

Are you evil? Evil! If you want evil then YOU wake Anakin up in the morning for mediation!

Who is your best friend? ....Anakin is my dearest friend, even if he will be the death of me.

Who do you hate most? Darth Maul for killing Qui-Gon, and Magus for shooting Siri Tachi.

What were you doing this time two weeks ago? *Anakin once again takes the survey for Obi-Wan* I was being rescued by my overly handsome padawan.

Do you like to fly? It depends on who's piloting( as long as its not Anakin...) "Excuse me master, I'm the best star pilot in the galaxy!" ...*snort, keep telling yourself that, my young apprentice."

Are you lonely? *Anakin answers* Of course not he has me to bug him forever.

Who do you miss the most? My former master.

Where's your favorite place in the Universe? The ground.

What is your current mood? What kind of a question is this?

What's one dream you wish had come true, that didn't? *Anakin answers because Obi-Wan is "mediating" COUGHnappingCOUGH* Hmmm...that I finally got a woman to give me..."ANAKIN!"

Do you rebel against authority? What kind of authority?

Are you a rebel? ......Look at the answer above, please.

Are you famous? I don't know...*Anakin adds, he's not as famous as me!* *Hits head against desk*

Are you a hero? I like to say I am.

Do you know of a rising hero? Anakin, he is the chosen one. I hope he dosen't read this, he's already cocky enough.

Are you power hungry? Nope.

Have you lost the love of your life? *Anakin's back* *Anakin does a little dance* *Obi-Wan types* Yes.

Are you alone? No, Anakin is STILL here.

Do you like pie? ....I'm watching my figure( I really love apple:)

Did you enjoy this survey? *Anakin yells YEAH!* ....Sure.

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