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Chapter 3

Kurapika woke up on the couch with a dull pain in his head, "what the-". There were bandages wrapped around his head. "LEORIO!" Instantly Leorio ran into the room.

"Oh you're awake," he tried with a cheesy smile.

"Don't you 'oh you're awake' me! What happened?"

"Uh... well you see-" he was cut off by Gon running into the room screaming "YOU'RE AWAKE!" And smiling from ear to ear.

"What the f-" Kurapika didn't get to finish because Gon had jumped on him, and had him in a tight hug.

Killua walked in laughing, "I knew you would do that, Gon!" (Who wouldn't see that coming.)

"Leorio, what happened? And why are there bandages wrapped around my head?" Kurapika inquired.

"Uhm...well...you see...I kinda...sorta-" he was cut off by the wall exploding, the smoke cleared to reveal (drumroll) HISOKA! He was standing there with a perverted smile on his face.

"HISOKA!" The 4 of them exclaimed.

"Hi ︎!"

"Oh God! Why is there a heart flying around him!" Leorio exclaimed, because there really was a heart floating around Hisoka.

"Wait, you never noticed it before?" Killua asked, confused that Leorio hadn't noticed the heart every other time Hisoka 'visited', but then again he kinda expected it because come on this is Leorio we're talking about here.

"Are you telling me you all noticed it before?" Three nods, "and you never told me?" Nods, "why?"

"We thought you noticed," Gon said simply.

"It was right there, you should have noticed it before," Kurapika stated, as if this was completely normal, then again, you know how their lives are, this is probably only slightly weird. "Anyway, Hisoka what are you doing here, oh and you're paying for that wall."

"I just wanted to come see how you 4 were doing, you know visiting," Hisoka said with a now super perverted smile on his face, making it seem like he was gonna rape someone.

"You're still paying for the wall," Kurapika said with a straight face.
BOOM!

"You've gotta be kidding me! Now 2 walls are broken!" Then he saw who was the cause of the second explosion. "Kuroro-! What the fuck are you wearing?!"

Kuroro was wearing a pink bunny suit and he was prancing around the living room. Everyone had WTF faces, except for Hisoka.

"Kuroro, why the hell are you wearing a pink bunny suit? And stop prancing around our living room, oh and you're paying for that wall," Kurapika said then started staring confused at his enemy.

"I am simply enjoying the spare time that I now have, since I can't use nen or talk to my troupe, so I decided to prance around your living room to piss you off," Kuroro answered while smiling like an idiot. "I'm not paying for your wall 'cause I have no money and I like pink bunny suits," he sang while still prancing.

"Is this really what my mortal enemy does in his spare time?" Kurapika asked with disgust.

"Well this is a rare occurrence since he's now drunk, but normally he starts doing ballet or some shit with Feitan or another troupe member, but he can't do that now so he keeps getting drunk." Hisoka knew, not very surprising but just extremely creepy.

"But how do you know that?" Gon asked.

"Well, my little unripe apple, I-"

"NO HISOKA STOP, DONT RUIN HIS INNOCENCE!" Gon's friends all yelled at the same time.

"Fine."

"But I wanted to know!" Gon whined.

"We don't want your innocent mind to be corrupted by this sadistic maniac," Leorio explained.

"Yeah man, you're too innocent to find out what Hisoka does to find this...information."

"But I know what he does for a living!"

"Did you forget about me?" Kuroro asked innocently.

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