"Kuroro, get the hell out, preferably before I kick you out of here myself or worse," Kurapika said, with a not-so-hidden tone of annoyance in his voice.

"Never!" Kuroro sounded like a child whining about having to do something.

At that answer the blond quite literally kicked Kuroro's ass right out the, conveniently (depending on whether you care about the price of a broken window or not), opened window. Kurapika could be heard muttering something along the lines of 'goddamned spider bastard'.

Killua just stared, and eventually smiled and said, "Well, that was amusing."

Gon looked at Killua like he lost his mind or something, then turned to look at the red-haired, perverted clown/joker (really don't tell me you don't wonder which he is too), who was now licking the hell out of that poor card.

Leorio basically looked both confused and frightened from that display of literally kicking someone's ass out of a window, it was a shockingly powerful kick, considering the fact that the leader of the infamous Genei Ryodan flying out a freaking window.

There was now a long silence, unless you counted the sound of Hisoka molesting a poor card as a sound you would like to include (hell, be my guest).

Finally the odd silence was broken (unless you counted Hisoka's ehm card molesting sounds) by, "I'm bored, can we go buy some candy or something?" I'm pretty sure we all know who said that (and if you didn't then shame on you, and you can't call yourself a HxH fan -_-) as Killua.

Everyone, with the exception of the perverted, pedo, clown joker, stared at him with the look of we-have-a-perv-pedo-clown-joker-man-here—we-should-get-rid-of-him—like-now, in response to that look, Killua glared at them, well until Leorio cracked (after 8 seconds, though I guess we should give him a break because of what happened since the start of the chapter).

"Um…OK, we'll go to the candy store but first, H-Hisoka, c-c-could y-you l-l-leave uh p-please?"

Hisoka paused in his molesting/humping (you decide) of that poor card to give a brief, "okay, I need the privacy for this anyway," and left to go continue humping/molesting ( I really don't know) his card in 'privacy' (let's hope he really means private).

They all stared at him sweat dropping, in silence, until the red-haired pedophile disappeared from sight.

"Sooo…we can go to the candy store now right, Ossan?"

"Stop calling me that, Frosty! I'M NOT OLD GODDAMNIT!"

"Why do you keep calling me Frosty, OSSAN!?"

"Because you keep calling me old!"

Meanwhile, Gon and Kurapika were sitting on the couch with amused looks on their faces; it was amusing to see this argument about their weird nicknames.

~1 hour later~

"I like pie more!"

"No! I DO!"

"Shut up you stupid Ossan! I like pie more!"

"YOU SHUT UP YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SH-!" the (not) old man was interrupted by a couch cushion to the face, followed by a second one, causing him to fall over. When he got back up he turned to where Gon and Kurapika were sitting and started glaring at them, Gon looked away and started whistling, while Kurapika looked at him innocently. Killua fell over and started laughing his ass off.

That just annoyed him further, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!? AND STOP LAUGHING FROSTY!"

"What do you mean?" Gon lied (yes he can lie in this story).

"We did nothing," Kurapika added, "we were just sitting here enjoying your amusing argument, which somehow went from nicknames to who likes pie more." Their lies weren't too convincing because of the couch cushions behind them being missing, but it was pretty damn hilarious to see Leorio fume at them in all his short-fused glory.

Leorio continued glaring at them, "your claim doesn't work when there are literally two couch cushions missing which consequently should look like the ones that hit my face just now," he growled out.

A few seconds of silence passed, until Killua killed it by laughing at the look on Leorio's face (again) and the innocent looks Gon and Kurapika were giving him.

Within a few minutes it had become a staring contest between short-fused (not) old man and two (very) innocent looking faces and an ex-assassin watching with an amused expression and slight chuckling. Though it was really just Gon and Kurapika trying to make Leorio give up on attempting to blame them for what they claimed to have 'not' done.

This went on for a few minutes until Leorio gave up and left the room, which left Killua snickering joined by Gon and Kurapika after they fist-bumped in success.

Leorio was sitting on the floor just outside the room, his face on his knees and muttering 'they broke me with innocent looks~' with this weird little depressed aura around his head and purple, squiggly lines floating around. Then he remembered that he had to take Killua to the candy store, he groaned, this is a really long day.

So how did you like this chapter? I know I took forever to update, but here's the forth chapter! Please leave a review, they make me want to update faster, also if you have any ideas feel free to PM me or put it in a review, thanks for reading!