Chapter 5

I'm so sorry I took forever to update, writer's block and the stupid IB program at my school have got me busy, and over the summer I had to work on the personal project, if anyone knows about that pain, project was a prequel manga for Hunter X Hunter, that was fun. Anyway here's chapter 5

Disclaimer: I will never own Hunter X Hunter. EVER... not even in my dreams *sniff sniff*.

Killua was running around the candy store in happiness picking mainly tones of different chocolates that he liked and lots of candy (he really has a sweet tooth doesn't he?), at the same time Leorio was standing to the side looking horrified at the amount of candy Killua was gonna buy, and of course Leorio was the one that had to buy it for him, he sighed.

"How did I get stuck buying all his candy?" he muttered under his breath, nevertheless Killua heard him and decided to enlighten him with the exact reason.

"Because, Ossan, you're the oldest out of all of us plus you lost to some innocent faces of our wonderful friends," Killua grinned, "or would you rather it be because you can't make pancakes? How about-"

"OKAY OKAY! I get it, stop listing these things in public!" Too late. Everyone was now staring at Leorio with odd looks on their faces.

Leorio's short temper of course caused him to start yelling at the people, "WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUISINESS, EH?! LOOK AT SOMETHING ELSE!" He by then had steam coming out of his nose, a red face and a very injured ego.

The people around him instantly started looking away from him while silently pondering his age.

Eventually he calmed down, and saw Killua looking at him trying not to laugh, "wow Ossan, who could have guessed that you would have made this many people fear you, albeit for a stupid reason?" Then he promptly fell on the floor and started laughing.

"You shut up, Frosty! Also, where are Gon and Kurapika anyway?"

"First of all stop calling me Frosty," Killua growled out, "and second they said they were going to the park, while you were sulking outside the room like an idiot"

"IT WAS NOT SULKING! It was grieving over my pride..." Leorio muttered the last part so that no one would hear it, but of course Killua was not included in that.

Killua grinned, "what was that last part? I didn't quite hear that right," he cupped his hand by his ear as if to hear Leorio better.

"YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME TO REPEAT THAT AGAIN!"

Over at the park where Gon and Kurapika were in, there was a kitten stuck in a tree so Gon climbed up to get it down.

"Come here kitty, I won't hurt you," Gon tried to tell the kitten to come to him so he could take it down to the bottom of the tree, since it obviously could not do this by it's self.

Kurapika sighed, he supposed that he should have seen it coming with Gon's kind nature, "Gon careful not to fall out of there! Or to scare the cat off the tree!"

"Don't worry! I have a hard head after all, and I didn't live next to a forest for nothing!" By then Gon had managed to gently gather the kitten into his arm, and was now finding the easiest way to climb down the tree without freaking out the kitten.

Gon had manged to successfully get down the tree with the kitten in tow, "there you go," he put down the kitten, "you go back to your family now okay?"

The kitten licked his hand and scurried off. Kurapika looked at Gon, who was waving to the cat, "I'm guessing that you have alot of experience with the animals that live in the forest near your house."

"Yeah, at first it was a foxbear I raised and named Kon when I was about 9, then I just kinda knew how to deal with lots of animals," Gon turned and smiled.

Kurapika smiled back at him.

"Ooh~ here is my little ringo-chan*~"

Gon groaned, "not again!" Hisoka appeared behind them smiling like the creepy pedo clown jester that he was, and licking his lips.

"Would you two, like to, come to my, house~?" He asked stopping every few seconds.

Both turned to him saying, "YOU have a HOUSE?!" at the same time, with disbelieving looks.

"Well of course, where do you think I have all my, Preperations?" (oh god)

Gon looked absolutely horrified, while Kurapika gave Hisoka a dry look, "forget I asked."

They were suddenly jerked off their feet when Hisoka moved his hand, "well you're coming either way, lets go."

Hisoka ended up half-dragging them towards his house, while they struggled to go the other way due to the bungee gum attached to them.

"Here we are~" Hisoka detached his bungee gum so Gon and Kurapika fell to the ground in a heap.

After untangling themselves they looked at Hisoka's house, "YOU LIVE IN A GIANT CARD HOUSE?!"

Hisoka gave them a look as if they'd grown 10 heads, "well of course, what did you expect, a house made of condoms or something?"

Gon was confused and Kurapika never looked more horrified in his life, "Ne Kurapika, what's a condom?"

"You're not old enough to know! I'll tell you another time, when you're older," but of course Gon wanted to know right now so he pouted and asked the wrong person for an explanation, the pedophile, "Hisoka, what's a condom?"

"Well, Ringo-chan, a condom is a-"

"Say another word and I will personally slit your throat, if only to preserve his innocence!" Kurapika proved his point by pulling out a knife.

"Okay okay, I won't say a word, for now anyway..." Hisoka suddenly had a disturbing thought that would have scarred Gon for life if he had seen it.

Hisoka grabbed their hands and dragged them in through the front door, "now come inside you two, I'm sure you want something to drink~" The two, being forcibly dragged by a creepy (pedophilic) clown jester, naturally resisted and tried to pry their hands out of Hisoka's grip, to no avail of course, reluctantly complying to enter what could only be a nightmare home.

"Welcome to my womb~!" *1

"YOUR WHAT?!"

Surprisingly enough, the clown's house was not an absolute nightmare pink, flowery house full of cute decorations and plushies… of people they knew, there is a large collection of them that were made to resemble Gon and there was another bunch of Kuroro that were hanging around. "I think this may be scarier than what I was expecting…" Kurapika whispered to Gon.

"Why are there so many toys that look like me?" Gon asked with a tinge of terror, but mostly confusion, "It's kind of creepy, not to mention all the other ones surrounding the table over there."

"Isn't it just wonderful~?" Hisoka suddenly said, he is suddenly wearing a pink apron that says 'kiss the clown', as if that wasn't scary enough, his hair is in pigtails with cute pink ribbons and he is prancing around the kitchen with a pan in hand.

Gon inched closer to Kurapika, "we might need to find a way to escape," Hisoka is now baking cookies, in a pan, "quickly."

"Agreed."

I ended that like crap, sorry I was gone for more than a year, Togashi is influencing me with his laziness, anyway, I wrote the start of this a year ago and finished the rest in art class, so it may seem weird, I'll eventually come back and edit it so it makes more sense. Hopefully next time I won't take a year to make a new chapter. And sorry again.

*1 if anyone got that reference, you get a cookie.