While the three kids played, elsewhere in Danville, a familiar purple car was heading down the streets.
"I don't know about this KP, this doesn't look like the kind of place Drakken would hide out" Ron said, as he observed the scenery.
"If Wade says he's here, then he's here" Kim replied "speaking of which, I wonder if he got us anymore info on this guy that's helping Drakken."
As if to answer her question, the Kimmunicator rang, and Kim promptly answered it.
"Good news Kim, I've got info on the guy that Drakken came to see."
"Amazing, you must be psychic Kim!" Ron replied "quick, tell me what I'm going to get on my history paper."
Kim ignored him "what have you got Wade?"
A picture of a wiry man with a mop of brown hair appeared on the Kimmunicator.
"This is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz" Wade explained "he's your average garden variety mad scientist with a boatload of personal problems."
"In other words, a magnet for a guy like Drakken" Kim replied.
Wade nodded "according to my research, he owns a company in Danville called simply "Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc."
"Clever name."
"Anyway, apparently no one in the city is aware of his intentions, but somehow, his plans always get foiled."
"Another hero like me, perhaps?"
"I guess so. Truth is, I haven't been able to find any files on who keeps stopping this guy."
"Keep trying Wade" Kim said "if there's another secret agent that lives here, we may need their help."
"Can do" Wade replied "in the meantime, I'll try to find out what he and Drakken are cooking up."
"Please and thank you" Kim said, as the Kimmunicator went dark "wow, who would've guessed that a mad scientist could take up residence in a city. You think the people would've noticed by now."
"I dunno Kim, mad scientists like that are crafty" Ron said "always concealing their lairs and such."
"Anyway, we need to find this Doofenshmirtz guy. If Wade's right, that's probably where Drakken is and I shudder to think what evil they could be planning."
"You want another fruit juice, Dr. Drakken?"
Indeed, Drakken & Shego had arrived at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. and the bad doctor had offered his blue-skinned contemporary a beverage.
"Yes please" Drakken replied "now then, we probably should get down to business. Why don't you show me your latest evil plot."
"Okay" Doofenshmirtz replied and walked over to an object covered with a sheet. "Behold!" he said, as he whipped off the sheet "my Reality Disrupt-inator! With this device, I will implant my image into every reality show broadcast in the Tri-State Area! Then people will love me, and give me a recording contract, or a million dollars, or whatever the prize is on the show"
"Okay, that's your first problem" Drakken explained "you're only interested in wreaking havoc in this general area. You need to set your sights higher like, oh I don't know, the world."
"But the world is a big place" Doofenshmirtz explained "there are so many countries to take over, I wouldn't know where to begin. Have you ever heard of East Timor? Neither had I, but it's apparently a real country. And I have no idea where it is, so how can I conquer it?"
"A legitimate complaint, but a good evil genius can overcome those problems" Drakken said "let me relate to you some of my schemes and show you how easy it is."
Meanwhile, in another room, Shego was talking to somebody with a similar thought process.
"So what's your deal, are you like, that blue guy's girlfriend or something?" Vanessa Doofenshmirtz asked.
"Why does everyone keep asking me that?" Shego wondered "just 'cause two people from opposite sexes work together for a long time, doesn't mean they're an item. Drakken and I are employee and employer and nothing more, although even that relationship has its' problems. So, you the doc's henchwoman?"
"No, I'm his daughter, Vanessa."
"Didn't know doctor wacko had a daughter. No offense."
"None taken" Vanessa added "I know my dad is crazy. I wish he'd do something else instead of the mad scientist deal."
"You're preaching to the choir lady" Shego replied "Dr. D isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, if ya get what I mean."
"Well my dad once tried to build a laser to destroy certain things that bugged him" Vanessa explained.
"Once, Drakken tried to use a weather machine to conquer Canada. He said he liked their health care or something."
"My dad tried to make everyone's voice in the city higher pitched so his would sound better by comparison."
"That is stupid" Shego said "but as not bad when Drakken got possessed by the ghost of a pirate. Actually, that wasn't too bad, except for when he put me in the stockade."
"Still beats when my dad wanted to ruin my uncle's big day with an army of pigeons."
"Pretty lame, I'll admit" Shego replied "but has your dad ever created and marketed mind control shampoo?"
"Nope, I think that's too stupid for even his standards" Vanessa replied "don't tell me your boss actually tried that?"
"Oh yeah, and it was as lame as it sounds. Even more so, actually."
"Okay, you win, your boss is way stupider than my dad" Vanessa said.
"And yet, they're working together" Shego replied "this should end well."
"So you really created mind-control shampoo?" Doofenshmirtz asked Drakken excitedly.
"Yup, and I even went on American Starmaker to promote it with a rap song" Drakken replied "it was 'dope', as the kids might say."
"That is a brilliant idea!" Doofenshmirtz said "see, this is why I invited you over, for great ideas like this."
"I'm just glad to be away from that accursed Kim Possible" Drakken replied "she and her buffoonish boyfriend, whose name continues to elude me, are always spoiling my plans. But lucky for me, they have no clue I'm here!"
Next time, a flat tire causes Kim & Ron to meet Phineas & Ferb, who finally decide on their big case; capturing Dr. Drakken.