Where we left off…

The group of teens who had lost one of their friends spotted a girl a crossed the street.

"Haruhi!!" The group called.

The girl turned around and cocked her head to the side.

"I'm sorry, my name is Tohru, are you looking for someone?" Tohru asked.

Honey began to cry. "Mori! Where is Haru-chan!" he pulled on Mori's shirt.

Mori tried franticly to calm Honey down.

"Don't cry! I know where umm… Haru-Chan might be! Please! I'm sorry I made you cry!" Tohru apologized. 'That boy looks so much like Momiji…'

"Really?! Thanks!" Honey cheered again. Mori sighed in relief.

The group fallowed Tohru as she walks down the path towards the Sohma residence.

"Shigure!! There is a girl who needs a map!" Momiji yelled when the three entered the Sohma residence.

"A girl you say? Bring her here!" Shigure called from his office.

The three walked in, Haruhi nearly hidden behind Haru. 'This guy sounds perverted' she thought.

"Where is she? I thought she was coming in." Shigure said looking at Momiji and Haru.

Haruhi peeked out from behind Haru.

"Ah, looks like a high school girl." Shigure thought out loud.

"Can you shut up and give her a map Shigure! Tohru needs to get groceries! Why would she need a map anyways?! Have she hit a new level of stupid-" Kyo stormed down the stairs and looked at Haruhi.

"Tohru! What the F*** happened to your hair!?!" Kyo screamed.

Everyone except Haruhi sighed.

"Will someone answer me?!" Kyo screamed at Haru, Momiji, and Shigure.

"She isn't Tohru stupid cat. To think you would be able to recognize her by now." Yuki scolded Kyo.

"I know how to tell- Kyo paused to look at Haruhi. 'She does look a little bit like Haruhi…' he thought.

"Where are you trying to go sweetheart?" Shigure asked Haruhi changing the subject.

She came towards Shigure who was taking out a map of Tokyo. "My name is Haruhi, not sweetheart. I was told we were coming to the Sohma residence… I don't know if it would be on a map or not." She looked around at the people who froze.

"What?!" Haruhi asked a little nervous.

Yuki chuckled. "Welcome to our humble home, my name is Yuki Sohma." He said to Haruhi.

Kagura runs down a brick road getting closer to the Sohma residence… "KYO!!! I'M COMING!!!"

"Are we there yet? I need something to eat…" Hikaru complained as the Host Club walk down a dirt path led by Tohru.

"Oh! I can give you some fruit for now, but we are almost there Hikaru…" Tohru said while giving a banana to Hikaru that came out of her grocery bag. Hikaru thanked her politely.

"Tohru, let me take that bag of groceries for you, they look heavy." Tamaki tried to help.

"That's alright, they aren't heavy at all!" Tohru cheerfully lied. The twins watched Tamaki fail to bewitch Tohru. Hikaru stuffed his face with the banana to stop himself from laughing.

"There is the house, isn't it beautiful?" Tohru showed them.

"Wow! I love it! Do you Mori?" Honey said while riding on Mori's shoulders.

"It is lovely…" Mori said.

Tohru opened the front… sliding door thing… (IDK)

"Hello! I have some people here looking for Haru!" Tohru yelled.

Haru peeked out of the office. "Me?" he asked.

"Who is that? We are looking for a girl named Haruhi…" Tamaki said to Tohru.

"Tamaki?" Haruhi called as she walked out with Yuki and Shigure trailing behind her.

Tamaki smiled. "Haruhi! Daddy was so frightened!" he ran toward her to embrace her. Suddenly he tripped on a banana peel and fell toward Haruhi.

"Oops…" Hikaru said quietly. Kaoru gave him the silent dumb look.

Tamaki tried to catch himself but knocked Haruhi backwards into Yuki.

~ Poof!! ~

Yuki transforms into a rat.

Haruhi continued to fall towards Shigure due to the fact that Yuki was no tiny and he didn't break her fall.

~ Poof!! ~

Shigure transforms into a dog.

Tohru screams which brings Kyo down from the roof.

"Oh shit" Kyo said.

Haruhi sat frozen on top of Shigure.

"Can you get off of me please? Dogs are clearly smaller than you." Shigure pleaded short of breath. Haruhi slid off of him.

"What happened?! Who are these people?!?" Kyo yelled. He caught site of the Twins. They stared back. "I didn't know I actually had a fan club… people are actually dying their hair?" Kyo asked out loud.

"HEY! THIS IS OUR NORMAL HAIR COLOR!" The twins yelled together.

"Well this is troublesome…" Yuki thought out loud.

"You look like the one with the fake hair color loser!!!" Hikaru yelled at Kyo.

"You know what bas-"

~Poof!!~

Kyo turned into a cat.

The twins stared at the orange cat.

"Sigh… you should have eaten a little before you got so weak." Haru said.

"Shut up…" Kyo snapped.

'This is not good… five minutes in our home and our secret is already exposed…' thought Shigure.

"What are you people!?!" Tamaki yelled.

Tohru tried to calm down the new group of screaming boys when Haruhi realizes something.

"Where is Kyoya?" she asks. Everyone freezes.

"Where is everyone? Sigh… I thought I could at least keep a leash on Tamaki, if he goes, they all go…" Kyoya said to himself.

"Umm… I thought he was fallowing us…" Tamaki presumed.

Honey climbed off of Mori's shoulders and looked at Yuki. Yuki looked back at him…

"You're so cute!" Honey cried as he picked up Yuki and squeezed him. Yuki felt like he was going to pop.

"Hey you gotta give him some air! We don't need little rat chunks everywhere!" Momiji laughed.

Kyo smiled at the thought.

Honey put the poor guy down as he stumbled to regain balance.

Mori held Honey's shoulders to keep him from doing anything else irrational.

"Tohru even though we turn to animals, it doesn't mean we aren't still hungry!" Kyo yelled at her.

"I'm sorry! I might be awhile, since we have a lot more guests…" Tohru apologized.

"I can help… if you need it…" Haruhi said still fazed. The two entered the kitchen to start cooking some produce.

"No Leeks!" Kyo yelled.

~Poof!!~

The three quickly changed back in a puff of smoke.

The host club realized that they were naked. Mori covered Honey's eyes.

"…"

Shigure- A bit of a short chapter… isn't it?

Naomi- Shut up. I'm lazy… and Katie is more obsessed about writing than I am… is she?

Hikaru & Kaoru- No.

Naomi- -.'-

Yuki- Why did you squish me? It hurt!

Naomi- Because I can make you do anything! Including…

Kyo- If you do it I will kick your ass!

Me- I make you and Yuki hug!

Yuki & Kyo- Nooooooo!

Naomi- Muahaha!!!

Honey- Please review! Hope that Naomi and Katie's double author thing is working O.K!

Mori- ….Ya…….