Katie: IM BACK!!!
Kyo: great. (Sarcastically)
Katie: I know isn't it!!?!?!?
Yuki: your not gonna squish me…. Are you?
Katie: I wasn't planning on it, but I can if you want me to
Kyo: DO IT!!
Yuki: no. please don't.
Katie:…… since I have to admit im a yuki fan, I wont… but I have to think of a good way to get the twins
Twins: Hey!! That's not nice
Kyo: so what. She doesn't have to be nice.
Tamaki: young ladies should always be nice to they're sempais
Katie: true. But I think that sempai should be nice to the people making them do things… like, I have to say, you didn't trip on that banana peal just because you did… Naomi made you.
Tamaki: O.O really?!?!
Katie: yep!!
Twins: haha, Milord just got … PAWNED!!!
Katie: too true
Momiji: you all are loud!! I think we should start the chapter now.
Katie: everyone that agrees with Momiji say 'I'
Yuki: I
Twins: WE
Tamaki: I
Honey: I
Mori: I
Shigure: I
Katie: I agree too. What about you Kyo?
Kyo: there's no way I'm agreeing with that bunny.
"So… it's a pleasure to meet you Haruhi." Tohru spoke for the first time after Tohru and her starting dinner.
"Yes, it's a pleasure to meet you as well. I find it funny you were mistaken as me by my friends." She laughed ever-so slightly.
"Yes it is funny. I can't see how we look like each other though. I wouldn't ever cut my hair." Tohru laughed. Haruhi smiled and looked around the kitchen. It was small, but had a nice homey feeling to it.
They were cooking soup and rice balls, enough for everyone.
"So, you live here… with three guys… who you don't have any relation to what-so-ever?" Haruhi had been wondering this for a while. It was ever-so different that such a wonderful girl would live with so many guys.
"Yes. Actually, its nice here… the boys wouldn't do anything, and Im grateful for that. Kyo-kun and Yuki-kun go to my school, so it's nice because Yuki-kun can help me a lot on home work. I do agree that it is different for me to be living with 3 guys, but after a while I got used to it."
Tohru smiled and stirred the soup a little. Trying not to seem too rude, Haruhi peeked into the living room where the whole host club and the 3 guys in which had been named Yuki, Kyo, and the owner of the house Shigure Sohma sat.
The twins seemed to be laughing about something Tamaki had done while Kyo's face was turning red with probably anger.
"So, these guys change into animals?" It did scare Haruhi a bit, knowing that she was in a house where people did the impossible, but she was able to understand a little on the situation.
"Only when hugged by the opposite sex, or under a great deal of stress or weakness." Tohru said it like she had told many before, although she had never told anyone.
"I see."
Kyo was getting more and more annoyed by the orange head fan girl twins by the second. They were laughing hysterically over something that this 'milord' had done. Normally he wouldn't mind. But they were in his territory. Not expectable. The stupid Rat seemed not to mind, and Shigure was laughing as well, which made it all the more worse.
Yuki on the other hand could take it. He didn't like it, but being rude like some one …cough, cough, Kyo cough, cough, wouldn't be a way to treat a guest. He just had to endure it. The tall blond one was almost like a leader, although he was teased and picked on most of the time…
"Hikaru! Kaoru!! Why must you be so mean to your father?!" Tamaki slightly yelled at the twins. They were teasing him on slipping on the banana peal.
""Haha! Because it's funny!! Why else?!"" The twins continued to laugh at him and Honey jumped up.
"Do you have cake?!" He looked over at Shigure with big sparkling eyes.
"Ahhh… no, I don't believe so… but there's a stash of candy in the kitchen… Momiji always cleans it out when he comes over." Shigure looked over carefully at the other blond boy across the room, which had been licking his lollypop next to the quite Hatsuharu.
"Haha. It's Tasty!!" Momiji laughed and looked at Honey, standing up. "Do you like sweets too? I'm Momiji!"
"I'm Honey… at least that's what everyone calls me… my real name's a secret but this is Mori, he's my cousin. I do love sweets… next time I'll bring a cake!!" Momiji ran over to Honey.
"Really?! I only get cake on birthdays!!" his eyes sparkled as well while they began to talk about they're beloved sweets.
"Hmm? No cake except for birthdays? Cooking they're own food? This is the perfect place for many commoners!! Kyoya!! Take notes, this could be gr- " That's when Tamaki noticed… for the second time that Kyoya was missing… before he had forgotten because of the… animal/human change.
"Milord, Kyoya's not here. He disappeared. Probably decided to go and do something else. We don't even know where the hotel is." Hikaru started the explanation.
"Hikaru and I even tried calling him when you were ranting. No answer. So my guess is that he's busy doing something. His phone is on, so he should get out text message soon." Kaoru informed
"Thank goodness. Then you'll all be gone." Kyo said bitterly trying to watch the TV over everyone talking. He then felt a very hard impact to his head, and was suddenly air-born.
"Stupid Cat. That's not how you treat guests, even if you don't like them." Yuki said calmly as Kyo broke through the paper sliding door for the millionth time. And possibly right into the bird bath.
"Holey $hi+!!! When the hell did we get this bird bath?! Shigure!" Kyo came stomping into the room once again… but this time he was soaked. The Hitachiin twins laughed harder at the soaked cat. Yuki just grabbed the controller to the TV and changed the channel.
"Haha! Um, so your names are Yuki, Shigure, and … Mr. Cat… right?" Honey said walking back into the room with a lollypop in his mouth and Momiji right behind him. Half of the group hadn't even noticed the two hyper boys were gone.
"My names not Mr. Cat… Who the hell would have that kind of name?!" Kyo yelled at Honey.
"Now, now, Kyo be nice, that's not how to treat others… You want to be a kind person, don't you?" Yuki snorted before Shigure could say anything else. Haru smiled slightly before Momiji ran back over to him and gave him a sucker.
Before anything else could happen Haruhi and Tohru walked into the room. "Dinner's ready." They both said at the same time. All of the boys ran right past them before they were able to say anything else. It was silent for a second…
"THAT'S MINE!!!! I GRABBED IT BEFORE YOU!!!" you could just hear the yelling in the other room. Tohru laughed and grabbed two plates from the counter closest to the living room. She handed Haruhi one and they both walked over to the table and sat down. After a few minutes the boys walked out of the kitchen… all except for Kyo and Shigure that is…
"What happened to Kyo-kun and Shigure?" Tohru turned around and looked at Yuki, who had already sat down and was flipping through TV channels. The twins laughed and Honey continued munching on his food with a smile. Hatsuharu smirked and ate a chip. Tamaki looked around the room and then back to Tohru nervously.
"Uh. He ran upstairs after Honey kicked him so he'd let go of the last piece of candy. Then he gave it to Momiji. Shigure… I don't know what happened to him." Haruhi sighed and turned back to her food.
Kyoya walked into the dark room where the head of the Sohma family sat. He smiled at the aurora. It was a lot different than a normal house. He looked around the room there was nothing on the walls except for the black paint, and across from him sat a young person with black hair and pale features.
"Hello there. I'm Akito Sohma. And you are…?" Kyoya bowed in front of the young… man?
"I'm Kyoya Ohtori. I'm here to see you about maybe taking my family up on our offer." Akito nodded (should I say his or her) head. Kyoya walked over and sat down across from Akito, and they started talking.
BAM, BAM, BAM
The room went silent to the sound of the door being rattled as someone knocked on it. It took a few seconds but the first thing you herd was foot steps running down the stairs.
"Don't let her in!!! It's Kagura!! I saw her when I was on the roof… I gotta go… b-but where?" Shigure was the first to get up. He laughed as Yuki turned his head. Then the door bell rang… many times.
"Hide under the table. She'd never look there." Shigure spoke sincerely and Kyo dived under. "I promise I wont tell her where you hiding." He walked over to the door after Kyo was hidden and opened it. The door slammed open quickly after he unlocked it.
"Why hello there Kagura. Kyo's hiding from you right now."
"B-but w-why?" The brown haired girl walked in looking around the room. She didn't notice everyone around the living room until she tripped over Tamaki's leg. "Oh! Why hello there… everyone?" she looked at the entire host club weirdly.
"This is unusual for Shigure-Sensei to have guests over for dinner."
Tamaki stood up and bowed while, miraculously, handing Kagura a rose that appeared out of thin air. "It's a pleasure to meet you. I am Tamaki Souh, and this is my group of friends, The Hitachiin twins, Hikaru and Kaoru, Mori, the tall one, and Honey the small one. And then there's also Haruhi over there sitting down by the table."
Kagura flushed red and looked at the rose, even sniffing it to see if it was real. Of course, it was. And beautiful was it. She smiled and curtsied in her brown skirt.
"I'm Kagura Sohma. I'm Yuki-kun and Shigure-kun's cousin. And Kyo's secret lover."
Tamaki nodded his head and sat back down.
"does any one know where my dear Kyo-kun is hiding?" The twins nodded they're heads.
"He's under the table. Over where Tohru and Haruhi are sitting." They pointed and Kyo popped out and tried to take off running.
"KYO-KUN!!! I MISSED YOU! IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU!!"
Kagura took off running and grabbed Kyo before he could get out the door. She spun around with him and… well, she almost broke him in half…
Everyone in the room that wasn't a Sohma gasped. Kyo was being thrown around like a toy in the hands of a preschooler.
Haruhi stood up. "Shouldn't we help him?" she said slightly scared of the young girl.
"Once Kagura starts… there's no stopping her… just wait, I think she's almost let off all her wonderful love steam." Shigure waved it off.
"She's so madly in love with Kyo she has to express it in this way… it is sort of scary but you get used to it."
Katie: and that's the end.
Yuki: at least I wasn't hurt at all.
Haru: … I was barely in it… what'd you do? Forget about me?
Katie: I guess I did a little.
Haru: a little. -.-' right.
Shigure: I thought Hatori was coming soon too?
Katie: yep!! You should ask Naomi about that. I'm not saying anything. So… BYE!!!
Naomi: … YOU BARELY COVERED ANYTHING!!! Typical, you leave all of the boring crap for me to write… I don't know how to be Akito and Kyoya!!! Sigh…
Katie: Holy crap how did you get here! This is supposed to be my chapter!!!
Naomi: I have a right to be in your chapter!!! Thanks for leaving all the crap for me!!!
Katie: Your welcome!
Twins: Thanks for reading!!! Review!!