I do not own Naruto and I never will. It belongs to Masashi Kishimoto and whoever else has any claims to it.
In a conference room hidden deep in Hokage Mountain there was a meeting going on about of favorite blonde knucklehead.
About what?
Why his first day of school at the Ninja Academy.
"Inu and Tora will be assigned the first shift from seven to ten. Make sure he gets to school on time. Oversleeping is not a good habit for him to get into." Kuma-taicho said.
"Neko and Risu will be assigned from ten to lunch. At lunchtime Kaeru will check to see if Uzumaki's lunch has been tampered with. If it has been then Risu will track down the individual, subdue them, and take them for a visit to Ibiki." Kuma-taicho let the words settle in as everyone shivered.
ANBU or not Ibiki was fucking terrifying. To anybody with a hint of common sense.
That reminded Kuma-taicho.
"Somebody makes sure that Uzumaki never meets Ibiki or Anko unless the situation calls for it."
There was a murmur of agreement through out the room.
"Especially Anko. Do you people know what could happen if we let her influence him?"
Terror permeated the air.
"That's what I thought. Back to scheduling." He snapped. "Masu and Buyo will take over watch from lunch to dismissal. At dismissal Inu and Tora will escort him safely back home."
"Any objections?"
Silence greeted him.
"Wonderful. Get some rest people you're going to need it. I've heard that Uzumaki is like a rabid squirrel on crack that drank some super caffeinated coffee and then decided to get even more high."
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