The Chronicles of Fringe: The Traitor, the Criminal, the Lunatic and the Tank
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Note: please forgive me, i know it took me like forever to update but here you go! please R&R ;)
Some journeys take us far from reality. Some adventures lead us to another realm of consciousness. There are many stories of Fringe. One of them is about to be told.
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CHAPTER THREE
IN THE LAND OF THE LOUNGE SLUG…
Always ready to lend her body to science, Olivia undergoes yet another medical procedure, but manages to run off before being forced into stripping to her underwear. Unfortunately, it's only to be submitted to bondage by a cantankerous Homeland Security consultant assigned to monitor their secret little lab of horrors and Broyles personal show.
The crabby agent skipped the opportunity to meet with a deadly slug but despite this incredible bad luck, Olivia uncovers a double agent with a magic ball and discovers his wife is a poor shot.
Meanwhile, she remembers she is only human and therefore has a family of her own which exhibits different kinds of blonde hair and decides to let them use her phone to order in.
… AND SPAMELOT
Even with the assistance of three former stars of an old acclaimed show, she has to face the obvious: people don't read the fine prints and the Internet can turn people's brains to mush (not as much as watching American Idol on TV though). So be warned when you continue stubbornly to click away on just about anything that pops up on your screen and install unofficial software.
Olivia clearly doesn't understand either.
- [Olivia, for the love of God, you don't draw your gun when you face cyber terrorism meet metaverse meet snow crash unless you're cast in a remake of "The Night of the Living Spam"…]
Unlike her, the women of her family are not immune to the rugged good looks and innate charm of her scientific consultant but nonetheless, she decides to drag him along so he can meet her sister instead of properly addressing the new case of the week and save lives.
LOOK! IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! IT'S…
… a giant porcupine which demonstrates the fringe benefits of flying first class: you're always the last to die. Alas, our evil Sonic can't run fast enough to escape his own death.
To demonstrate Walter nipple theory and prevent him from abusing more fruits, Olivia attempts to draw male viewers back to the show since erratic screenings have left the fans in disarray. Once again, she gets into the tank, thus alienating the female population by bringing John back and depriving the same segment of viewers of the possibility of watching, for that one time, Mr Scruff in his boxers.
To make matters even worse, Olivia and Peter are coerced into preposterous clothes to prevent a bioterrorist from turning the country into a giant SEGA game.
CLOSURE
PoliticallY incorrect Mr Jones is back and determined to steal the show.
Of course, we all know that staYing in a barometric tank is onlY pretence because in the meantime he was captaining a cargo with a CGI altered Brad Pitt.
But it's a real disappointment to understand that he is responsible for shutting off anYone who steals $2 bills especiallY since he was such a riot before, when he put to the test lawYer jokes.
ProbablY to save the writers some time, he gets himself arrested and ask Olivia to turn off lights with her mind. Well, we've all been there, right?
Oh, and on top of that, Olivia discovers that ZFT doesn't mean Zapped For Truth, Zucchini Flower Tempura or Zip Fastener Tab.
What a relief!
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I will write the final chapter
after the current season is over ;)