Chapter 5

"Welcome to Mitsu Manor. I hope that you enjoyed your drive over here. Please leave your bags in the car. A maid will come and collect them and bring your luggage to your rooms. I have your keys to your rooms please follow me,"Kikyo said.

"Why does she have on that ridiculous outfit on?"Kagome whispered to Sango as they ascended the marble staircase.

"No idea why she have on that silk Mumu and cover on top of her head. I think she's going for that 50s wealthy wife look. But a little birdie told me that there is no love in paradise. That they are going to be getting a divorce. It's just a show. So honey if I was you I would keep my claws on a certain husband,"Sango said mysteriously and moved her chin to show Kikyo showing Inuyasha extra attention.

She had her arm wrapped around his upper arm. Kagome adjusted Kenji on her hip and excused herself to the kitchen.

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In the kitchen

"Yes. That will be perfect. Two plane tickets to Aruba next Saturday. A month long stay is what I want. Put it in my name and pickup as well. Private jet. Thank you,"Naraku said and hung up the phone.

Kagome walked in when the man was hanging up.

"I'm sorry. I thought no one was in here,"Kagome said and started to leave.

"Nope it's all yours, "Naraku said and left tossing his phone in the air and catching it.

Kagome went to the refrigerator to look for something to drink. She found a water bottle and apple juice.

"Here Kenji drink this,"Kagome said and opened up a bottle of apple juice.

"Momma, I'm hungry,"Kenji said putting down the water bottle.

"I guess I can make you a quick sandwich. Go find your father and bring him back in here,"Kagome said and lifted Kenji down.

He shook his head and walked out the kitchen.

Kagome searched the kitchen cabinets and the refrigerator for the ingredients for a turkey,ham, and cheese sandwich. Kagome grabbed the cheese and turned her back to the kitchen door to cut up the cheese and lettuce.

"This is where you been hiding. I bet your husband would never would know. I really love this perfume,"a man whispered and grounded his dick in her clothed ass.

"Well I'm not sure who you are looking for but I think you have the wrong person,"Kagome said and turned toward the guy hugging her and in her personal space.

"Who the hell are you,"the man asked when he saw he was all on the wrong woman.

"What the fuck is going on? Kouga? Get the hell off my wife,"Inuyasha roughly pulled Koga off of Kagome.

"Yash my man. I can explain it Inuyasha. I thought she was Kikyo. I didn't mean anything by it. No harm no foul right," Kouga said trying to make light of the situation.

"Kikyo? Where's Ayame?" Inuyasha asked.

"That bitch. I guess pretending she gives a damn about the hydrangeas and the tulips and shit. I came here to get wasted on the good shit. You know what I am saying," Kouga arrogantly said. He was waiting on Inuyasha to agree but Inuyasha was not amused.

"You haven't changed at all,"Inuyasha said and turned toward Kagome.

"So Kikyo was right. You do have a fire engine for a wife. I hope that you get to be my partner during Wife Swap. I'm going to suggest for a free fuck prize," Kouga laughed and met a fist to his jaw.

"The fuck Inuyasha! You know I was just messing [spit out blood into sink]. I think you knocked a tooth lose. Ayame! Come here!" Kouga yelled throughout the house until he heard a faint "upstairs," that sounded like his wife.

"I'm beginning to understand why I have never met any of your other friends. They all have something wrong with them. I don't think it's safe for us to stay here. Another thing, what was he talking about a fuck prize. I'm confused," Kagome said and handed Inuyasha a sandwich then started on another one.

"Well it's apart of the "fun festivities" tomorrow. We all switch our girlfriends and wives between us for the games that we play usually outside. Only the women know who they go to and must keep it a secret. It's suppose to be really random. They are suppose to be a couple with a different guy for the entire day. We will pick tonight because we play the games tomorrow morning. Tonight you will sleep in the male's room or you can pick your room. There you have to come up with a team name, colors, and punishment for the losing team. The winners get to enact their punishments on every losing team. So that's why we switch because you are more than likely not going to punish your significant other's team to harsh and I heard it's fun because you are forced to listen to someone else other than your wife or husband. Since we have been doing this no one has had sex with each other so I don't know what he is talking about," Inuyasha said hugging Kagome close to his body.

"So basically kick your ass and I get to have some fun punishing everyone," Kagome asked trying to sum it up.

"Uhm...basically. But you and your team have to agree. I think you will have to come up with four or five punishments. Nothing deadly or immoral," Inuyasha said and took a bit of his sandwich.

"Understandable. Where is Kenji? He was suppose to come back with you," Kagome said as she was cutting the edges off of the bread.

"He's with my grandmother and the other children. They should be leaving to go to the other cabin across the lake to my parent's. That's where my parents will be until Sunday to have our go home dinner. They may come stay for the Monday morning breakfast before we head out," Inuyasha said and took another bit of his sandwich.

"Well let me go say bye to my baby," Kagome said and dusted her shirt off from the bread crumbs.

Later that night in the foyer. The children are all gone and all the women have their luggage.

"Alright everyone it is 11:53 pm. We have seven minutes to say your last goodbyes until Sunday. Once you enter your new spouse's room you are that "married" to that person. I don't care if you kiss but no sex. Everyone agree?" Kikyo asked and looked at everyone shaking their heads.

"Alright. Now the partners all the women know where you are going. This year we did it by color. Men you are to go to your rooms and wait. Your new wife will knock on the door. Tomorrow's games in the morning will be Chicken, Kickball, Obstacle Course, and Coconut Slip n Smooch. You need to have the color you are assigned as your team color. Wear something you can get wet in and don't mind getting dirty. Bring tennis shoes. Remember the person with the most points after Saturday night starts the punishment. Have your list of punishments by breakfast and I will put it in Naraku's safe. Alright it's 11:58. Men say goodnight to your old wife or girlfriend and head up to your room. We made sure that your old wife will not be your teammate. Good night!" Kikyo said and wave the men off.

"I'm single for the night!" Kouga yelled.

Sesshomaru slapped him up against his head and shook his own.

"You are going to get another one in a few moments imbecile or did you forget?"Sesshomaru asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Nah. I'm hoping I get Kagome as my wife. I get to -Inu-can't bre-you-cho-"Koga squirmed.

"Touch her inappropriately and you won't have to worry about going back to Ayame because you would be dead. That goes for all you fuckers,"Inuyasha said threatening and release Kouga.

"[Cough,cough] I was only joking fucking A," Kouga whispered as he rubbed his throat.

Inuyasha didn't reply and went to his room. The rest of the men disappeared in theirs awaiting their new brides.

Downstairs with the women

"Alright ladies this is going to be fun. Open up your envelopes. Here is the list of the men and what color they are. In five minutes I want you to quietly go up there and knock on the door ok,"Kikyo instructed and the women shook their heads and opened their envelope.

"Can I switch, please," Ayame begged.

"Is it Koga?" Kikyo asked looking at hers. She was tempted to trade with Ayame but decided against it.

"No," Ayame said and pouted a bit.

"You already answered your question. Come on ladies it can't be that bad," Kikyo said trying to convince herself.

"Ok, enough lollygagging. Let's get this over with because we still have a lot to do. Now let's move out ladies," Kikyo commanded and everyone got up from their seats in the kitchen and headed up stairs.

Kagome saw Sango knock on the brown door. Rin knocked on the purple door, Kikyo knocked on the red door, Kagura knocked on the pink door, and Ayame knocked on the yellow after taking a deep breath. Kagome was the last one and knock on the black room.

The door opened and Kagome held her breath. Her new husband was half naked with a towel around his midsection.

" Sorry I was trying to get out before you got in here. I guess you are my new wife. Kagome right?" he said.

Kagome numbly shook her head trying to concentrate on her real husband...well pretend one...it wasn't working.

He reached out to shake her hand and the towel that was barely covering anything dropped and Kagome could have sworn there was a Lunar Eclipse.

'Motherfucker, I should have said no. Holy shit, this is going to be a long weekend,'Kagome thought as she drug her suitcase into the room and her husband shut the door.

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A/N: Who do you think are the partners? Please leave a review! The next chapter is all about those fun and games and maybe a punishment or two:)

Until next time!

M