Chapter 7

Last Time:

"Ok for the last question. 'What's the name for excessive bodily hair growth in women'? thirty seconds," Suikotsu said and started the timer.

"Androgyny?" Hojo guessed and Suikotsu shook his head no and poured Hojo a hefty size cup of Bruichladdich X4 Quadrupled Whiskey since the Cognac and Everclear was already consumed.

"10 seconds," Suikotsu whispered.

"I," Kagome trying to concentrate.

"9" Suikotsu looking at the timer.

"Shit. I know this," Kagome thinking and closing her eyes.

"3"

"Uhm,"Kagome started to sweat because she saw Hojo pass out after one drink of his glass.

"2"

"It's Hirsutism," Kagome cried out before the timer buzzed.

"Correct!" Suikotsu cried out to no one in particular.

Kagome took a deep breath and let it out slowly. She looked around at the other couples knocked out with drool coming out of their mouths. Suikotsu and Kagome both helped the sleeping couples up to their room.

"Come on dear," Suikotsu said tenderly.

"I want my Nar-Nar back. I want to fuck him good and have a baby with him! He's my snookum poo," Kikyo cried and tried to walk on her own.

Kagome looked at the stumbling woman and just shook her head in disbelief. She hoisted up a slumbering Rin to her feet.

"Up and at'em girl," Kagome said gently.

Rin snored loudly in response.

After 30 minutes convincing Miroku that she wasn't his mother and beating Koga down from trying to hump her leg the only ones left was Inuyasha and Naraku.

Suikotsu and Kagome looked at each other and both rolled their shoulders. The two sober adults helped the drunkards up the stairs.

Suikotsu and Kagome split and walked in the rooms.

"You know Sui, you are not that bad of a person. But can you keep a secret?" Naraku inquired of his buddy for the night.

"Yes, sir. I can keep a secret," Suikotsu said while he laid Naraku down.

"I think that I am in love with Agome. She's perfect. I just wish that she wasn't married to Inuyasha," Naraku slurred his words.

"Agome sir?," Suikotsu asked for clarification.

"Yup that's her! Fuck! Inuyasha he's a friend but he shouldn't have someone as perfect and well-rounded as Agnome. Did you know that Sango and Koga are fucking each other? Koga is cheating on his girlfriend or wife and Sango is finally not acting like a stud. I thought she was a lesbian. I owe Inuyasha money," Naraku chuckled softly to himself.

"What about your wife Kikyo?" Suikotsu asked while he helped Naraku take his shirt and pants off.

"What about the slut. She was my first love and she stomped on my heart. With Kagome...I know that she would keep it safe. I'm divor-divorcing Kikyo. I've been planning that for sometime. Even before she started fucking you. She was just a career boost and her need has ran it's course. Fuck I think I may have a hangover," Naraku yawned, groaned and wiggled deeper into his covers.

"Night sir," Suikotsu whispered.

Naraku grunted and rolled over to his side.

Suikotsu closed the door softly and walked downstairs. He was about to turn off the lights in the livingroom when he heard sounds coming from the couches.

"Faster Inuyasha," Kagome moaned.

Inuyasha lifted their bodies to where he was sitting up and had Kagome on top of him bouncing on his lap. Inuyasha had one of Kagome's breast in his mouth and his hands on her ass kneading them.

Suikotsu backed out of the living room slowly hoping that the couple wouldn't hear a sound.

'Well...one thing is for sure. Kagome is not going to leave her husband for the boss,' Suikotsu thought as he crept silently to his room on the other side of the house.

The Next Morning

"Drugs! I need drugs! There is a mariachi band going off in my damn head," Koga and Kagura complained at the same time.

Sango tried to laugh but it hurt. She clasped her head with her left hand and tried to quietly shake three pills out for both guys.

"Too loud," Rin said with an ice pack and sunglasses on.

Miroku was humming and eating his cereal.

"Why are you not in agonizing pain?" Ayame hissed at the incessant whistling.

"He drinks like that every weekend. His liver should be a shriveled up bean by now," Sango said and drunk some of the Bloody Mary a drink she had last night.

"Can someone cut the sun off because it's too sunny right now. Kik you don't have any light cancelers on the patio? Why, no, who's bright idea was it to have so many damn windows in one house? Sango pass me the bottle of aspirin," Kagura demanded.

Suikotsu and Kagome stood next to each other giggling because they were feeling just fine.

They weren't allowed to cook breakfast only toast and cereal since the majority of everyone's sense of smell was on extra sensitive.

Naraku came stumbling downstairs followed by Inuyasha. Inuyasha had sunglasses covering his eyes.

Naraku walked next to Kagome and kissed her on the forehead.

"I didn't feel you come to bed last night,"Naraku whispered for only Kagome to hear.

"I did actually. You just took up most of the bed,"Kagome whispered back.

She grabbed his hand and lead him to a different room in the house. Once there she handed him a special concoction to help with the hangover.

"What is that smell," Naraku asked with a scrunched up nose.

"Heaven in a glass. It smells horrid and you can only imagine what the taste would be. But I guarantee that you would feel like a million bucks and can enjoy the torment of the other's hangover," Kagome said and offered the drink again.

"I guess. It still smell like someone took a shit and let it marinate in the sun for three years and added some trash juice and fish guts to make it seem healthy,"Naraku gagged when he brought it to his nose.

"Just drink it,"Kagome said trying to keep her laughter at bay.

Naraku did as commanded and almost upchucked the entire contents of his stomach up.

Kagome held his nose so he could swallow the drink.

He involuntarily swallowed and coughed and gagged trying to breath and get whatever he swallowed out of his body.

"Now you have to finish," Kagome instructed and Naraku looked at her with pity in his eyes.

Kagome shook her head and he took it in one gulp and held his nose. He shivered as he felt the slime like substance go down his esophagus.

She patted him on the back and handed him some mouth wash to get the taste out of his mouth. He thanked her and went to the half bath that was close to the stairs. Kagome went back to the kitchen and continued to laugh at everyone's misery.

Suikotsu rung a bell and everyone looked at him with promise of death in their eyes directed towards him.

"The punishment must commence. Ms. Kagome who do you pick to not suffer in the punishment of being buried in the sand?" Suikotsu asked.

"Aww, could we just call the hangover punishment and move on to the next game. I think everyone has suffered enough," Kagome said and looked at everyone sympathetic.

Koga got up and walked to Kagome to hug her.

"I love you. I love you so much. I don't think I would have survived with the sun in my eyes and the water spraying in my face," Koga cried into Kagome's shoulder.

Kagome giggled and patted his back.

"Well hold on. Kikyo what do you say?" Suikotsu said looking for the hostess.

"I concur with Kagome. Suikotsu pull for the next game," Kikyo said and sipped on her lemon and water.

"Ok. The next game that you all will participate will be Coconut and Smooch," Suikotsu read off.

"The punishment?" Miroku dreaded to ask.

"The punishment will be...the losing couples will have to get bikini waxed...in their private areas,"Suikotsu read while he turned red.

"You know when I thought of that punishment it sounded funny in my head. Now, I regret it," Rin whispered to Kagura.

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Across town with Bankotsu

"Bank, so this is where you disappeared to, your office. Why do you keep checking your phone? You are suppose to be with your family. We hardly see you as it is," a very pregnant woman said while she came behind Bankotsu standing in his home office.

Bankotsu put his phone behind his back and grinned.

"Oh Natasha, I was just checking on my employees. My secretary Kagome was suppose to call me to let me know how everything is going. She hasn't called yet. It's not like her,"Bankotsu whispered the last part to show his concern.

"I know that you left it in capable hands. But your children and wife i.e. me. Would like to have your attention as well. Come! We should go to the movies and dinner just the two of us well three," Bankotsu's wife giggled and kissed him on the cheek.

Bankotsu kissed his wife fully on the lips and grabbed her hand and lead her out of his office.

"Daddy! Daddy! Can you play catch with Raven and me!" a little boy of six asked.

"Sure Riley," Bankotsu said.

Bankotsu was playing keep away with his children and left his phone in the kitchen.

Natasha was washing dishes and checking to make sure that breakfast didn't burn. She then heard Bankotsu's phone go off. She saw the preview and saw that it was his secretary finally calling. She was about to answer but thought differently.

'He's finally showing his children attention. I'll tell him tonight,' Natasha thought as she pulled her black curly hair in a tighter ponytail. She sent a message saying:

Busy will call back later...

She waited for a reply and received:

Ok! :)

She rubbed her stomach and continued cooking.

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Back to the couples. When everyone recovered enough to play the game located on the beach

"Don't you look the cutest in your Hawaiian outfit,"Koga complimented the ladies as they walked out with coconuts on their chests and hula girl grass skirts on.

The women had their team colored flower in their heads to show which team went with which team.

The women rolled their eyes except Ayame and Sango. The teammates went to their partners and waited for instructions.

"I think it's time that we go back to our spouses or significant others since this game require mouth to mouth," Kikyo suggested out loud.

A collective "no!" was heard from everyone except Kagome and Inuyasha.

"Ok, ok. We will stay how we are. No tongue is needed! We are still married, this is just a game!" Kikyo said again with emphasises and eyed Kagome and Naraku. He was tickling Kagome on her sides and whispering in her ear.

Kikyo cleared her throat and looked at Suikotsu to give the directions when they finally stopped what they were doing.

"The directions are simple. You and your partner will have the coconut in your midsection. You and your partner must move the coconut up your body to your mouth without using your hands. If you touch the coconut your team is disqualified. Okay? So stand in front of your partner with some space so I can place the coconut between you guys. Then I will give the count down and then ya'll will Coconut Smooch," Suikotsu said and placed a coconut between Miroku and Kikyo.

Kagome looked around and saw couples giving pep talks to each other and what to do or not to do.

"We will just communicate and hope for the best," Kagome said to Naraku.

Naraku just shook his head and put his midsection close to Kagome's to get the coconut.

Once all the couples had their coconuts placed Suikotsu counted to three and blew a whistle to signal for everyone to go. He played some reggae music to play in the background.

Kikyo and Miroku was having a hard time because Kikyo kept complaining about his erect penis touching her. Miroku was trying to concentrate on moving the coconut up but Kikyo wasn't having it. She stepped back and folded her arms. She walked and sat on the sand beach next to Suikotsu.

Sesshomaru and Kagura refused to touch each other so they touched the coconut and disqualified themselves. They stood next to Suikotsu to help judge the other couples.

Suikotsu made sure everyone was ready.

"And GO!" Suikotsu yelled and blew his whistle for the couples to begin.

Koga had placed his hands on Sango's hips and kept accidently caressessing her hips sexually. His erection was keeping Sango off her game and she was turning red because she had personal experiences with his member. She moved up and then he moved up and vice versa. They were almost about to win until Koga's pecker was profoundly out that Ayame yelled at Koga.

"What the fuck is going on?" Ayame demanded to know.

Her inquiry caused Hojo to lose concentration and dropped the coconut. Ayame went over to Koga and Sango and pushed them apart and slapped Koga. Sango went to comfort Koga from the spousal abuse that he was being subjected to.

"Uhm, can you please move that away from the other contestants please,"Suikotsu said and beckoned the arguing couples to the sidelines.

Naraku and Kagome vs Rin and Inuyasha were the only ones left.

The two couples were able to tune everyone out and made it at the top at the same time to their mouths.

Unfortunately Naraku let go which cause the coconut to fall and immediately sealed his lips to Kagome's catching her off guard.

"What the fuck is going on?" Inuyasha demanded after celebrating his victory and turned to rub it in Kagome's face but wasn't expecting Naraku and Kagome in an intense lip lock more on Naraku's part. Kagome had her eyes bulging out in surprise.

Naraku stopped kissing Kagome and looked her deep in her eyes. He then rubbed her arms and smiling down at her. He then looked at Inuyasha who was being held back by his step-brother and best friends Koga and Miroku.

"I'm falling for your wife and she deserves to be happy with me,"Naraku said and dipped Kagome again kissing her without giving herself a chance to fully process what the hell was going on.

'Did I miss something?' Kagome thought while Inuyasha was ripping her away from Naraku.

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AN: Coconut Smooch is something I took from Just Go With It (Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston) I think that's the name. Anywho! I hope you enjoyed it:) Review and tell me what you think?! Two more days until Christmas break! Hallelujah!

Until Next Time!

Happy Reading and Reviewing

M

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