"Truth or dare?"
"No, Emmett," I said, bored.
"Yes,"
"No,"
"Aw,"
"All aboard the QQ train,"
"Bully,"
"You know it,"
"Truth or dare?"
"NO,"
"I. AM. SO. BORED!" Alice cried, running into the room wearing a dress that suited the opera or something.
"What are you wearing?" I asked, wrinkling my nose.
"Ew, Bella. I know we have chemistry, but come on!" Alice said.
"Grow up," I replied.
"For your information, Isabella, I'm BORED,"
"I'm so bored I could eat Lauren Mallory…"
"What the hell, Jasper?" Emmett cried, "I know your bored but I mean, come on!"
"Yes, I'm THAT bored," Jasper confirmed.
"You're crazy, emo man," I said.
"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT EMO PUNS?" Jasper exploded.
"But you're making it so easy,"
"I'm… sniff… not EMO," Jasper said sadly, "You guys are so mean!"
"LOLOLOLOLOLOL,"
"What was that, Bella?" Edward asked, surprised.
"My roflcopter! It goes SOISOISOISOISOI!"
"YOU STOLE THAT OFF THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO!" Emmett accused, "And it doesn't make any sense,"
"Neither does your face,"
"STOP IT!"
"WTF Rosalie?"
"Jeez you guys, are we really THIS bored? Let's play a game," Rosalie said.
"TRUTH OR-"
"NO!"
"Aw…"
"Somebody call the waambulance!"
"Swish!" Alice said.
"Wow Bella, you're full of witty retorts today," said Edward in a particularly gay voice.
"Will you guys speed it up, you're using half a page of game time!" the writer growled.
"Sorry,"
"Ok, let's play that game where we pass around a piece of paper and the first person writes a name then folds it over then the next person writes an action and the next writes a name and the next writes where they did it and the next who saw them and then the next writes what they said,"
"Take a breath, Alice," I offered.
"Thanks," panted Alice.
"THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ANY SENSE," screamed a rabid fan (foaming at the mouth rabid).
"Screw you," Alice said.
Jasper, I wrote. I folded the paper over and handed it to Edward. He wrote a something, folded it over and handed it to Alice. It went around the room until everyone had written something. It came back to me and I looked around.
"This is it," I said, "The moment of truth. The earth-shattering, ground breaking, turn of the century, once in a lifetime, absolutely uber hella awesome like as awesome as armadillos, destiny changing moment of total hilarity,"
"JUST OPEN THE PAPER, SWAN!"
"Go cut yourself, Jasper,"
"WAA,"
"SOISOISOISOI,""Swish,"
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Jasper
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Eloped With
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Mike Newton
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In your mom's house
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Watched by Edward
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Who said, "JEALOUS"
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"NOT FUNNY EMMETT!" Edward growled, "You can't change everyone's answers,"
"Uh… actually, Edward, that's what we all wrote," I said timidly.
"I HATE YOU ALL," Edward cried, running out.
"Who's the emo one now?" Jasper shouted."Uh, no, Jasper, that would be a mirror you're looking at," I said.
"Swish,""Shut up, Alice,"