It was a great day for team RWBY, the colour coordinated team of teenage girls who attended a high school where you learnt English, Math, History and how to kill monsters, otherwise known as Beacon. Today, the canteen, which usually made day old burgers and dishes, served cool pinkish ice cream that filled students with sugar, and caused them to bounce around the school at an alarming rate. Today was also the day were all of the members of RWBY- Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long- received A+'s for their hard work and long nights spent on their biology homework, resulting in the good mood of all of them. Soon after the biology class, they headed to the class of monster fighting, taught by the plump Professor Port, who possessed a smooth godly walrus moustache and praised the leader of the group-Ruby Rose-for defeating a Grimm in record time, giving her whole team a cheer from most of the class. In fact, by the time they had reached the location of their last class, they were almost glowing with happiness and pride, sure that nothing could ruin their glorious day. But they weren't counting on the sudden and rude arrival of Jeff McLoser.

Jeff McLoser was born into a rich and highly respected( as well as human) family of the McLosers.( The first 17 years of Jeff's life takes place on Earth.) No one in their neighbourhood ridiculed their surname, the family had donated generous amounts of money and goods to various people in need, making them the kindest people for miles around. This was, until their son, Jeff was born. This boy did not live up to the expectations of his father and mother by the very first day. Despite his handsome face, he cried non stop and slapped his parents and spat at their friends. This, however, was just the beginning. By the age of 10, Jeff was a complete and utter asshole.( Ah ha dear reader, didn't censor that one!) He had already learnt an impressive array of insulting words from his shady friends, which he used against everyone, parents or teachers, he didn't care. The only son of the McLosers was caught vandalising public property once to many times, not to mention beating up much bigger and nicer people than him for fun, earning him a nickname he enjoyed hearing from the trembling lips and hurried whispers of his peers: Alpha. Despite this, his worried parents still had hope for their delinquent son, a hope that was reduced to a sliver by the time he was 17.

Jeff's teenage years had catapulted his mischievous behaviour into a truly beastly one; he intimidated his parents, threatened his elders and pummelled his peers. By this stage, Alpha had no friends or allies, only servants who did his bidding just to avoid being beaten up. Their master was filled with hate towards all things, even the best of the best. He hated books, he hated people, and most of all, he hated the show rising to popularity not just in his school, but in the world. The show was none other, than RWBY.

Even the closest people to him could not determine a real reason why he hated this show, only that he really loathed it, so much so that just speaking the name aloud near him could get you a quick trip to the hospital. This rule applied to the teachers as well, majority of which loved the colourful and well made anime. In fact, the single reason why Jeff was still in the school was because there was no doubt in any of their minds that they would be killed instantly by the student if they dare proposed the idea. This gives us a very interesting basis for our story…