The following morning the Klokateers got everything packed up and ready to go for Dethklok's world tour for when they come back from Gensokyo. Since Yukari was gapping them to and from, it was not going to take any time for the band to make it back to Mordhaus to take off on their plane for their next stop on the tour. While the Klokateers were busy packing, a few of them had packed bags for the three-day stay. "We have done as you asked my Lords," one of them said.
Pickles checked his suitcase and found a couple bottles of vodka in there, much to his liking. "Wow, ya guys even got da right brand dis time too!" he complimented. In no time flat, he downed a third of one of the bottles.
Toki found Deddy Bear in a small pajama set specifically designed for him tucked away in a side pocket of his case. "Aw, look how sweets he look," he gushed. "Thank yous!"
Skwisgaar looked over at one of the Klokateers. "I assumes you remembered to pack the usual, da?"
The Klokateer nodded. "$50,000 in prostitute money, yes my Lord." Skwisgaar gave him a thumbs-up and wondered to himself where he was going to find a hooker in a place full of youkai.
Nathan impatiently checked his watch over and over. "Where the hell is Yukari anyways?" he demanded. "We've been waiting for nearly an hour."
"Well, she did say in the morning," Charles yawned. "But I'm not sure 7 AM is what she had in mind either."
"Doeshn't Genshokyo have time zones or something?" Murderface suggested. "If it'sh 7 here, then doeshn't that mean it's like 7 there?"
Charles sighed. "Japan is 8 hours ahead of us, meaning it would only be 3 PM," he said.
"Come on, who sleeps that long anyways?" Nathan grunted. Everyone stared at him like he was a hypocrite. "What?"
"Nathans, you sleeps longer than anyone here," Skwisgaar said. "Ironic that you would says that."
He waved off the comment and switch back to the original topic. "Did she say when she was coming exactly? Or do you have to call her?"
Charles shrugged dejectedly. "I've tried my best to reach her, but no luck. Maybe she's one of those people that sleeps late in the day."
Murderface grinned. "Ha! Shounds like Nathan met hisch match!"
Everyone but the frontman was laughing at the joke, which was pretty rare considering it was a joke by Murderface. "Okay, enough about my (guitar screech)-ing sleep habits!" Nathan complained. "But I'm seriously going to kill someone if she doesn't show up in the next hour."
"Then allow me to help you spare that person's life," a familiar female voice said from behind them. They turned around to see Yukari doing her usual gapping ability and smiling at them.
"About time!" Murderface said. "We've been shtanding here for hoursch!"
Yukari cocked her head. "Hours? When did you expect to leave exactly?"
Before the bassist could answer that, Charles stepped in. "This is the most excited I've seen these boys for a gig in a long time," he began. "You have to understand that if none of them wake up with a hangover AND early in the morning, this is important. I've never seen them so ready for a show."
"Well da, when has we ever playeds for demons, or youkais or whatevers?" Toki said. Then he hurriedly turned to Yukari. "Erm, Miss Yukari, the youkais aren't going to eats us, are theys? They scares me a bit."
She shook her head. "Not that I'm aware of as long as you stay with me and certain people." She opened a large gap and motioned for the band. "Shall we be off to Gensokyo then?" Everyone grabbed their things for the three days and headed to their first gig on the tour to experience their craziest adventure yet.
When the seven of them got through the gap and into the Human Village, all Dethklok could do was stare in amazement at the place they all walked through. It looked like something you would see out of an old Japanese painting in a museum. There were rustic shrines and buildings like in the Feudal Era, cherry blossom trees, and people dressed in a way that would fit the said era. They probably would have sat there awestruck for a lot longer if Yukari wasn't trying to rush them along.
"Woah, did we go back in time or somethin'?" Pickles asked.
"Nope we didn't. This is what Gensokyo looks like today. And it's pretty much stayed that way for the last millennium or so."
Skwisgaar nudged Nathan. "Hey Nathans, you knows what this place remind me of?" He had no clue. Skwisgaar laughed. "It looks like those dumb animes Tokis watches!"
Toki, overhearing the wisecrack, slugged the guitarist in the arm. "Hey, (guitar screech)-s you Skwiss!" he yelled.
Skwisgaar got into Toki's face. "Like you don'ts do it," he said. "I has seens what you does in your spare time. You ams a dumb otit-somethings, whatever that word mean that you likes anime too much."
"I ams not an otaku!" he shot back.
Skwisgaar laughed. "See? You even knows what the word is!"
Both of them were about to get into it, but Pickles got into the middle of them. "Shut the (guitar screech) up you douchebags!" Pickles yelled. "Besides, I've seen dat daikamura pillow thing of some chick named Yuno in yer room Skwisgaar, what do you havta rip on 'em for?"
"It's a dakimakura you dildo," Skwisgaar shot back. Pickles raised an eyebrow and smirked. The guitarist facepalmed. "Fines, sorry Toki," he halfheartedly said.
"Whatevers," Toki replied with the same amount of interest.
The seven walked for quite some time until they reached a haunted-looking mansion by Misty Lake. "Well, here we are boys," Yukari announced. "The home of the Prismrivers."
They all eyed the mansion curiously. "It looks like an episodes of Ghost Hunters," Toki said worriedly. "Are these Prismriver peoples nice? Are they goings to haunt us?"
Yukari knocked on the archaic-looking door. "Why don't you ask them yourselves?"
A minute later, the door opened and out came a short girl wearing a black band uniform. "Hello Yukari," the one in the black uniform greeted. "What brings you here?"
"Why hello Lunasa," she said. "Could you please bring your sisters out here for a second? I have something you all need to see." Lunasa Prismriver didn't really know what the gap youkai was referring to, but she obliged and went to grab her two younger sisters Merlin and Lyrica.
A minute later, two similar-looking girls accompanied Lunasa, but one had a white band uniform and the other had a red one. "Lunasa tells us you had something to show us?" Merlin, the one in the white, said.
Yukari nodded and stepped to the side to reveal the famous death metal band looking at them with confusion. "Erm, these three are the poltergeists?" Nathan asked skeptically. "The ones I remember usually cause trouble and someone has to call the Ghostbusters or some (guitar screech) like that."
Ignoring the comment, the Prismrivers walked over to the band excitedly. "Oh my gods, I can't believe Dethklok is finally here!" Merlin said. "This is the greatest day of my life!"
Lyrica shook her head. "Merlin, you're dead," she pointed out. Lunasa and Yukari laughed at the joke while the band halfheartedly laughed, not really sure how to react to the three sisters.
"I didn't think we'd meet a bunch a little girlsh," Murderface muttered. "I exschpected creepy-looking phantomsh."
Lunasa shrugged. "Eh, just a stereotype. But we'll take that as a compliment."
Yukari turned to the girls. "So we had agreed that you would let these gentlemen stay in your place for the time in Gensokyo then?" They nodded. "Good. Now will you be so kind and show them around the mansion? I have errands to run so I will probably be back later."
With that, Yukari gapped herself out of there, leaving the musicians all alone together. To break the silence, Merlin said "Erm, so would you all like to come in then?" Not really sure what else to do, Dethklok and Charles all headed inside the estate to check out their temporary living quarters and get to know their ghostly roommates.
