I Don't own Doctor Who
About a week after Jack joins team TARDIS (and exactly two weeks since Sofia's birthday), Jack, Rose and the Doctor enter the TARDIS kitchen to see Sophie make an utterly amazing smelling breakfast.
"What's the special occasion?" Rose asks, half jokingly.
"It's your 20th birthday!" Sofia replies.
"Really?"
"Yep, Happy Birthday!"
"Does this mean you're making brownie pancakes?"
"Duh... They're almost done."
"Brownie pancakes?" Jack asks.
"Sofia puts little pieces of brownies into the pancakes like chocolate chips or blue berries." Rose explains.
A delicious breakfast latter...
"So," the Doctor inquires, "Where do you want to go, birthday girl?"
"A pub of some sort, with dancing," is Rose's answer.
"Any chance that I can be exempt from having to go?" Sofia pleads.
"...Fine"
"Anything more, specific about location?" the Doctor asks.
"Anywhere with alcohol, dancing and I can wear a short dress and get drunk is fine. I want a party, early 21st century style."
"Right, well... um, you and Jack dress for something like that, and I'll plug in the coordinates..."
On his way to the console room, after changing, Jack gets waylaid by Sofia.
"Come to finally summit to my charm?" Jack asks.
"Do you want me to cut off your balls?" Sofia demands.
"What do you want?"
"Do ya' remember what I asked you about when you first entered the TARDIS?"
"The love drugs?"
"Yep"
"Well... I've got some, why?" Jack inquires.
"I think this would be the perfect time to use them." Sofia explains.
"Say no more, Captain Jack Harkness is on the 'make those to finally shag each other' case."
"We need a better code name for this operation."
"Like what?"
"E + W?"
"Meaning?"
"Elephant and Wolfie"
"Eh"
"Just make sure those to remember it in the morning."
Long story short, Jack was successful, and I have no idea how many people he shagged at the pub. I also don't want to know...