Sofia Tyler

by artsoccer

What if Rose Tyler had a younger half-sister named Sofia. What would happen if she got involved with the Doctor? What if she wasn't human, but no one knew? What if Sofia's second biological parent was a mystery to all but the TARDIS? What if you had a chance to figure out Sofia's species? What if you read this fic and find out?

16. I Know a Song

I don't own Doctor Who, nor the lines I quoted from The Big Bang Theory

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A few days after Rose's birthday, Sofia enters the console room last while singing a song.

"...I know a song that never ever ends, never ever ends, never ever ends. I know a song that never ever ends, and this is how it goes. Do, do, do. I know a song that never ever ends, never ever ends, never ever ends. I know a song that never ever ends, and this is how it goes. Do, do, do. I..." Sofia keeps singing.

After a minute or two of this, the Doctor looses it and threatens to drop off and abandon Sofia off somewhere at random if she doesn't stop.

"...Never ever ends, never ever ends. I know a song that never ever ends, and this is how it goes..." Is her response.

"That's it!" the Doctor proclaims as he pilots the TARDIS to somewhere random. "This is your last stop!"

The Doctor yanks the TARDIS key from around Sofia's neck, shoves her out the TARDIS door and locks it behind her. After doing this, the Doctor tries to pilot the TARDIS away, but she refuses to move.

"Okay!" Sofia shouts through the door, "I'm going to start knocking in order of who I think is least likely to let me back in to most likely."

Knock, knock, knock; "Rose," Sofia starts. Knock, knock, knock; "Rose." Knock, knock, knock; "Rose."

Knock, knock, knock; "Doctor." Knock, knock, knock; "Doctor." Knock, knock, knock; "Doctor."

Knock, knock, knock; "Jack." Knock, knock, knock; "Jack." Knock, knock, knock; "Jack."

Knock, knock, knock; "TARDIS." Knock, knock, knock; "TARDIS." Knock, knock, knock; "TARDIS."

The door opened. Sofia walked back in.

"Bazinga!" Sofia states as she walks past the stunned Doctor and snatches her TARDIS key out of his hand.

"Just please, please don't sing the never ending song again!" the Doctor pleads.

"Okay," and to the same tune as before, Sofia starts singing, "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes..." I think you can figure out how the song goes from there.

"Aahhg!" the Doctor shouts.