I'm back with another chapter! This one was inspired when me and my bro started talking about Koromaru. Here's the weird workings of the section of my brain called 'My Sense of Humor"!
Junpei, Fuuka, Aigis, and Mitsuru are sitting on the couches in the first floor dorm while Koromaru sits on his usual spot. Yukari walks into the dorm and is greeted by Koromaru, who barks and runs up to her.
Yukari: Hi, Koro-chan!
Koromaru: Yo, feed me bitch!
Everyone stops what their doing and stares at the dog.
Fuuka: Did Koro-chan just talk?
Koromaru: I said feed me! But not you, your cooking tastes like shit! It's not even good enough for cockroaches!
Fuuka ran out crying from the dog's harsh words as Junpei got up and angrily glared at the dog.
Junpei: Why'd you have to make her cry?! I bet you can't even cook at least half as good as her (Now that's awful cooking)!
Koromaru: Earth to dumbass, no opposable thumbs! Me cooking is a stupid idea, as stupid as you! I should know, I've eaten your homework and they tasted like failure!
Junpei was really getting mad. He was about to kick the akita when Koromaru bit his... where it hurts the most.
Junpei: AAAAAAAA!!! Mad dog! Get him off me!
Everyone else immediately tries to pry Koromaru to let go as stifled laughter can be heard in a corner. Voice changer in one hand and a walkie talkie in the other, exactly like the one hidden in Koromaru's Evoker collar, Minato thinks about how surprised Akihiko will be when he gets the news that Minato won the bet.
Minato: Get everyone to believe Koromaru talked. Easy.
When I can remember this other idea I had I'll put it up as chapter 3, until then, hope this is funny enough for everyone!