I decided to do a chapter since I found some time in my busy life. Instead of one blooper, I give you three mini-bloopers! Enjoy this Persona comedy!
---Blooper #1---
Mitsuru: I'm telling you, it won't snow!
Akihiko: The forecast said there would be 8 inches of snow!
Minato stayed out of the two's quarrel. He just minded his business while they tried to predict the weather. The next day, Ikutsuki arrived at the dorm, so everyone was gathered of course, when Mitsuru asked…
Mitsuru: Ikutsuki, did it snow?
Ikutsuki: No, there was no snow. Why do ask?
Mitsuru: So, Akihiko, where's my 8 inches?
Akihiko stared at Mitsuru with a very visible blush before Mitsuru blushed too. They both immediately ran out of the room while everyone laughed.
Minato: Thank god I didn't tell them to stop fighting yesterday, this is hilarious!
---Blooper #2---
Minato was getting sleepy, very sleepy. He came back from Tartarus the night before and was still exhausted. He was just about to fall asleep in class while his teacher mentioned something about sugar in semen when…
Female Student: Then why is it so salty?
Minato turned to the student, and Junpei even woke up. The entire class turned to the girl as the teacher answered.
Teacher: Because the taste buds for sweet are at the tip of the tongue, not the back of the throat!
---Blooper #3---
[Cue Wild Pokémon Battle Music]
A Tartarus remix of the wild Pokémon battle screen comes up with a Minato back sprite and a…
Wild REAPER appeared!
Go ALICE!
ALICE uses Die for Me!!
ALICE's attack missed!
Wild REAPER used Bufudyne!
Critical Hit!
ALICE fainted!
Go THANATOS!
THANATOS uses Megidola!
Wild REAPER uses Maragidyne!
THANATOS isn't going to stick around and be some REAPER's bitch!
Oh, for the love of-… Go CERBERUS!
Fuuka: *Gasp* You're cheating!
CERBERUS uses Gr347 534l!
…
Minato: Crap! My game froze!
My favorite's the third one! You'll best understand the joke if you've/heard of others trying the debug Cerberus! Hope you enjoyed this chapter in all of its three in one splendor!