It's another chapter of Persona 3 Hidden Bloopers! This one has a secret bonus funny in the end, but you'll have to decode it. So find something to write/type what you translate and I'm sure some people might find something familiar with it…
The battle screen starts up as normal; the three shadows, a Brave Wheel, an Elegant Mother, and a Killer Drive (I've never seen these shadows together during a fight but this is a fan fic) look to their foes' leader… and they stared dumbfounded.
Minato, whose eyes seemed very red, pointed his Evoker at the shadows and pulled the trigger multiple times while shouting "Bang" each time. Turning away, the shadows look to Junpei. He was swinging his sword in a circle while singing the scatting part of Loituma. The shadows look away as Junpei screams in pain. Yukari was singing... slurring, a familiar song.
Yukari: On the first day of Drugmas my drug friend gave to me, some dust to drive me crazy PCP!
The shadows turn to the last, and perhaps the most surprising, of the four. Koromaru was actually talking!
Koromaru?: Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate! Yar har fiddle di dee, being a pirate is alright to be, do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pi- AAAAARRRRGH! Bad trip, BAD TRIP!
The shadows couldn't take it anymore and ran away.
Fuuka: NIARB RUOY TAE LL'I! NATAS LIAH!
Back at the dorm…
Ikutsuki: Damn, they found my hidden stash of crack!
Shinjiro: … So that's why your jokes suck balls.
This one was really random… right? Well, here's that secret bonus!
Takaya homelot xaj harj je xo seict jisb xaj end tasb!
Here's how to translate it (The italicized word is the only one you don't translate):
A-U
B-R
C-S
D-T
E-O
F-V
G-W
H-X
I-A
J-Z
K-B
L-C
M-M
N-D
O-E
P-F
Q-G
R-H
S-J
T-K
U-I
V-L
W-N
X-P
Y-Y
Z-Q
Hope this gets at least a chuckle!