I'm kinda worried that the last chapter wasn't all that funny, so I decided to make this chapter which is based on a hilarious joke I found while web surfing. Hope you all enjoy.
The great shadow Fortune thought that its fortune had run out, so it climbed to the very top floor of Tartarus and jumped; intent on committing suicide. However, its fall was interrupted by a fatal gunshot by Aigis. An inspection proved that had Fortune's fall not been interrupted it would have landed on an eagle shadow and still been alive (said shadow did not disclose what kind of eagle shadow it was and instead attacked).
You're probably thinking, 1) this is homicide as Aigis killed Fortune who could have been saved by an eagle shadow, and 2) How could one shot kill a great shadow.
Further inspection shows that Aigis had pointed her guns at her party after being charmed, and a great shadow had predicted this. So it swapped Aigis' usual ammo with a one-hit kill kind of ammo (of unknown name and origin).
Now you're probably thinking, the homicide falls to the great shadow that swapped Aigis' ammo and unknowingly committed friendly fire.
Even further investigation shows that the same great shadow that switched Aigis' ammo climbed to the top of Tartarus, jumped off, and was shot to death on its way down…
The investigation concludes that this was a suicide.
Hope this brought a smile on every readers' faces! The first time I read this joke it was so hilarious I had to share it, but I decided to make it Persona style before doing so! This concludes chapter 5 (And I apologize for how short it was)!