I'm back! This one just HAD to be put up! I thank my bro for encouraging me to put this up on the site! I hope you all enjoy! Warning: This chapter contains excessie swearing, gore, and (un)death.


Minato had just entered the Velvet Room when Igor had told him.

Igor: It appears I made a mistake when I counted all of your potential personas. I overlooked one. I'll just bring it out for you if you'd like.
Minato (thoughts): Sweet! A free persona!

Pulling out the persona, Igor almost had nothing to say about what he saw.

Igor: To be truthful, I had no idea what persona this one is; most likely this one's new… Enjoy your new hangman… Saddam!


It's the 'final' fight with the great shadow Hangman. Minato, Yukari, Junpei, and Koromaru are just a few hits away from defeating the great shadow. Minato slashes Hangman, but it still lives! Junpei slashes it, and even Koromaru, but it still refuses to go down. Turning to Junpei, Hangman prepares a God's Hand… but with a twist.

Junpei: WATASHI NA SHINNEN! SHINNENZU!
Hangman: FAAAALCON, PAAAAAAAWWWNCH!

Too bad for Hangman that Minato had used an Attack Mirror for his entire party…

Minato: YES!


Minato, Yukari, Akihiko, and Ken ventured forth through Tartarus' fifth block, Harabah, when Akihiko asked Yukari…

Akihiko: You've been very quiet lately, Yukari. Is something on your mind?
Yukari: I was just wondering… how come no one thought of using a Recarm skill to bring back Shinji?
Minato: …!
Ken: That's a good point! Why not try it Yukari!

Minato slowly backed away before running from the party as Yukari used Samarecarm to bring back Shinji… but things didn't go out as planned.

Akihiko: OH SHIT! He's a fucking zombie!
Ken: It's Resident Evil!
Yukari: Crap! This can't be good!
Zombie Shinji: Braaains!
Yukari: … Minato! Where's Minato!

Minato watched from a corner as his team stepped back to a dead end as Zombie Shinji stalked towards them.

Akihiko: N-Now what?!
Yukari: I-I don't know!
Ken: I think I pissed myself!...

Even the zombie stepped away from the embarrassed elementary school kid. From the corner; Orpheus, Samael, and Melchizedek whispered amongst themselves.

Melchizedek: Nobody told Isis about Samarecarm's 'glitch', huh?
Orpheus: Judging… no.
Samael: Haha! Those three are zombie food. Let's watch!
Melchizedek: You sick dickhead, we can't let them die!
Samael: And why not?! This is hilarious! Resident Shinjiro, hahaha!
Orpheus: What now, Minato?...

Orpheus looks to Minato, only to see said human tightly holding on to the persona's leg, while shivering like a little chicken baby, as a bloody Zombie Shinjiro, and Zombie Castor, approached the four.

Minato and his personas: … OH FU-!...

So, what was this 'glitch' that Melchizedek mentioned? There's a reason why Recarm skills are for unconscious allies only. It is now required that all personas and persona users learn this warning from memory.

The remaining characters and their personas: Never, EVER, use Recarm skills on dead people… Or else you'll be one undead motherfucker!...
Zombies Minato, Yukari, Akihiko, Ken, Shinji, Orpheus, Samael, Melchizedek and Castor: BRAAAAAINS!

We now leave the dorm as blood curdling screams erupt and all hell breaks loose…


The New Hangman: This joke should be easy to recognize but here's a hint: Hussein.

Captain Hangman: This is self explanatory…

Resident Shinjiro: This idea's been in my mind for a while but I never got around to typing it. I give all credit for the idea of Resident Shinjiro to my brother, ShadowMarkX007! (Of fictionpress . com)

This has been another Persona 3 Hidden Bloopers! Chapter 7 coming whenever a good idea pops up!