I decided that I had the balls (not literally though) to poke fun at deaths in the game, more specifically, Chidori's. In this chapter, Junpei tries to show how saddened he is about Chidori's death… but it doesn't go out as expected. It's supposed to focus on the part when Junpei still has Chidori in his arms. Enjoy the chapter!
After Chidori says her final words, Junpei sadly yells…
Junpei: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Ken: …Uhh, Darth Junpei?
(Cut! Take 2)
Junpei: I should've been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIGHT!
Takaya: … What the hell was that?!
Jin: Ugh, not only was it the wrong line, your voice even cracked!
(Cut! Take 3! [Bonus!])
Hermes transmogrifies into Tresmigistus. Jin charges forward but then…
Jin: WHAT THE FU-!
Tresmigistus: I'm a firin' ma lazor! BWAAAAAAAH!
Takaya and Jin: Oh SHI-!!!
(Cut! Take 4!)
As Junpei is saddened by Chidori's sacrifice, Minato whispers something to Ken. Then, Ken pointed to Junpei and yelled…
Ken: Hey, this asshole ain't one of us! He said he'll fuck a sheep!
Yukari: Ken! This is not the time to quote "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"!
Takaya: So, you like to quote movies?...
Takaya grabs Ken and throws him into the Iwatodai train track (don't ask how he got there that quickly).
Takaya: Oh, (turns to Minato) I saw you whispering to Ken…
Minato: Aww CRAP!
(Cut! Take 5!)
Junpei: No! This isn't happening! There's no reason for me to go on! What… WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOR!
Chidori: …That was terrible…
Junpei: O.O
I hope this brings a smile to every reader's face! The last one is most likely my favorite! This has been chapter 7; you may be you, but I'm Stacey Ster- I mean, BlueDragonFic!