This chapter is another 3 in 1 special, hope you all like! My bro thought of all three of the spoofs. There are perks to having a brother born in the Chinese year of the monkey (I'm just the loyal dog).
---Takaya Leaves The Stove On---
The group arrives at the bridge to see only Takaya with his Persona, Hypnos. Looking around, they see no one else. They practically did a double take when they heard…
Hypnos: *Singing a part of Pika Pika Masai Chu*
Takaya: I said: "What what, in the butt" I said: "What what, in the butt" I said: "What what, in the butt" I said: "What what, in the butt"
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? Let's do it in the butt, OKAY!
The SEES group's faces only turned more shocked when Koromaru answered Takaya's question…
---Grand Theft Junpei---
Junpei ran ahead of the group to reach Chidori first after Fuuka detected her. While running, he sees a shadow driving a car (in the Dark Hour?). He stops the car, drags out the shadow, a lowly Maya, and stabs the motherf***er.
He starts driving the car, even though he doesn't know how to drive. He runs over trash cans, transmogrified people's coffins, and even shadows (oh, I think I saw an Snake!). On the top screen there are two yellow stars.
Junpei: I wonder what's on the radio.
He turns on the radio and cringes when he hears…
Radio: I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world! Wrapped in plastic, it's fantastic!
Junpei stops the car and grabs a nearby crowbar floating in a blue orb of light and bashes the radio before bashing a shadow that looked oddly like a Persian warrior and stole its sub machine guns. Another star appears on the screen.
He rips his shirt off and removes his jacket revealing a tattoo that reads "San Andreas" and blasts a hell of a lot of shadows with the guns. All five stars appear on the screen.
Chidori: Enough of this gratuitous video game violence, Junpei!
Junpei: …
Takaya: Why do I feel like this scene needs a bunch of gay Spartans to be perfect?
---Ryoji's Bringing Sexy Back---
Ryoji: I'm bringing sexy back.
Minato: Yeah
Ryoji: Them other boys don't know how to act.
Junpei: Yeah
Ryoji: I think it's special what's behind your back.
Akihiko: Yeah
Ryoji: So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.
Minato: Take 'em to the bridge!
Ryoji: Dirty babe! You see these shackles baby I'm your slave. I'll let your whip me if I misbehave. It's just that no one makes me feel this way.
Junpei: Take 'em to the chorus!
Ryoji: Come here girl…
Ryoji is then glomped by a mob of girls who heard him singing.
Ryoji: Can't… breathe…
--- Takaya Leaves The Stove On Bonus!---
Takaya: … Let's do it in the butt, OKAY!
The SEES group's faces only turned more shocked when Shinjiro, who's alive, stomps to Takaya with a bloody ax and holding Jin's severed head!
Shinjiro: You don't want to do it in my butt.
And then he slashes Takaya's head off. Fuuka and Yukari faint from the sheer gruesomeness, everyone else but one pukes from the sight, while…
Junpei: AWESOME!
The ending part of Takaya Leaves The Stove On (not the bonus) was actually thought up by me, since my brother refuses to take credit on that part (I must have been really sugar high…). This has been another Persona 3 hidden bloopers chapter! You may be you, but Ryoji's a glomp magnet!