This is no trick of the eyes, it's Chapter 9! This chapter is dedicated to a little something I like to watch on Youtube; Youtube Poop! Specifically if you like the works of… well, you'll see which Youtube Pooper (hint: he was already "mentioned" in the last chapter).

---Chocolate Salty Balls---

In the Shirakawa Boulevard, SEES assembles outside as a self centered Great Shadow stared in the mirror. Hierophant thought it had all the privacy it wanted and decided to sing…

Meanwhile, Minato, Yukari, Mitsuru, and Akihiko make their way to Hierophant.

Mitsuru: Nice of Fuuka to tell us which room the Great Shadow's in.
Akihiko: I hope that Great Shadow made a last will.

The group busted through Hierophant's door and…

Minato: Hey guys, look!
Hierophant: Say everybody have you seen my balls, they're big and salty and brown! If you ever need a quick pick-me-up, just stick my balls in your mouth! Ohh, just suck on my chocolate salty balls, stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of vitamins and good for you! So suck on my balls!

The group stood there with disturbed looks on their faces as an embarrassed Hierophant finally realized he wasn't alone.

Hierophant: Uhh, it's not what you think!

---Virtual Go Fish---

Minato walked into a new game booth in the arcade. Apparently, it's Virtual Go Fish with a Mario program. A microphone is used to tell which card you want to take or when to tell the program to go fish. He started the game and saw the Mario program and everything set up. Things were going normally, but the designers forgot about a flaw in the program…

Minato: Go fish.
Mario: Oh, you got to be f&#*ing with me!

Minato awoke from his half asleep state when he heard that.

Mario: Mario's got to pass gas.

He decided to see if he could get the program to continue the game.

Minato: Mario, go fish!
Mario: You go to hell!

Minato was really getting annoyed; and over a stupid game program in an arcade!

Mario: You suck!

Minato was getting close to pulling out his Evoker, but he's out in public.

Mario: Uh-oh, Mario's got to pass gas again! We're both f&#*ed!
Minato: Go fish!
Mario: I've a got a take a leak!

Then it looked like the Mario program "took a leak" towards the screen!

Mario: Look like Mario leak on you! That's-a goin' online!

Minato's had enough of this! The next day, the news reported a giant eight headed snake that destroyed the arcade. A high school junior was seen with the snake…

---Junpei Gets a Job at a New Iwatodai Station Restaurant---

Cashier: PS3? You want it?
Junpei: Hell yeah!
Cashier: It's yours, as long as you have enough ru- I mean yen!
Junpei: Of course not!
Cashier: Then you're a little piece of s^*%!

Junpei returned to the dorm and told his problem to Minato and Yukari.

Junpei: I can't go online without a PS3.
Minato: Ma boi! This Wii's what all true warriors strive for!... I mean-!... Don't you have a Wii?
Junpei: But I can't use the controller, remember. Koro-chan chewed it to bits. I need a PS3.
Yukari: Get a job!

Junpei thought for a moment…

Manager: Welcome to Minchiten! May I take your order?
Junpei: No, I need a job.
Manager: Okay, you're hired!
Junpei: Great!

Akihiko walks into the restaurant and notices Junpei.

Akihiko: So you did get a job. I thought Minato was joking.

Ignoring that comment…

Junpei: What do you want, senpai?
Akihiko: Can I have some ramen?
Manager: There is no ramen.
Akihiko: What! To hell with this! I'm going to Shinji's diner!

He walks out and Junpei sees that Shinji did in fact work at a diner right next door! The next customer… was Light Yagami from Death Note?

Light: I'll take a potato chip.
Manager: There are no potato chips.
Light: Damn it!

Light then leaves to go to the Shinji's diner. The next customer… Leonidus and his Spartan army?

Junpei: …What would you like to order…
Leonidus: Slavery and death!
Junpei and Manager: Dude, where'd the hell you come from!
Leonidus: This. Is. SPARTA!!!
Junpei: This is Japan.

The Spartans look out the window and see a sign on Shinji's diner that read "Meat Lover's Special Today".

Leonidus: Tonight, we dine in hell!

The Spartans then surge out of the restaurant. The next customer… Dante from Devil May Cry! (Should've seen this one coming)

Dante: I'll take a strawberry sundae.
Junpei: This isn't a kiddy bar.
Dante: Then I'll take a pizza. Make it large, extra cheese, hold the olives.
Manager: We don't serve pizza.
Dante: WHAT THE FU-!

Dante goes Devil Trigger and was about to kill the two when Minato burst through the doors and exclaimed.

Minato: Dude! They're serving free pizza and strawberry sundaes at the diner next door!
Dante: Now that's what I'm talking about!

He reverts to normal and leaves the restaurant. The next customer… Captain Falcon!

Junpei: This is getting really weird. So, what do you want?
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves!
Junpei: What?
Captain Falcon: Come on!
Junpei: Do want something?
Captain Falcon: Yes!
Junpei: What is it?
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves!
Junpei: Oh my god…

Junpei slams his head on the counter and suggests…

Junpei: Hey, do you want to go to the diner over there?
Captain Falcon: Yes!

Captain Falcon stands there for about a minute before Junpei asks.

Junpei: Well, are you going?
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves!
Junpei: Will you get the hell out of here you steroid overdosing, Chuck Norris wannabe, gay motherf&#*er!
Captain Falcon: Falcon… PAAAAAWNCH!

The next day, the restaurant closed down due to the joint burning up and exploding! Junpei's in the hospital and the manager was found dead, as a pile of smoldering ash.

Captain Falcon: Yes!

---Bonus! Ring King Persona Edition---

Minato and Akihiko were the only ones left standing after Yukari and Mitsuru were knocked out by the two Gigas shadows they were currently fighting. Akihiko was about to pull out his Evoker when a DING sounded out.

Akihiko: What is this, a boxing match!

The Gigas apparently thought so as they went to their own "corners". The two guys shrugged and took their own corners as four midget Gigas came out of hiding.

Akihiko: How come we didn't see those shrimps before the fight?
Minato: I don't know. Why are they coming this way?
Akihiko: What's this $&#*#$ doing!

You know in the game Ring King when the boxers go to the corners, with those smaller guys… Apparently boxing isn't about "eye of the tiger"; it's about the "one eyed monster"!

This is probably my longest chapter! Also, here's a video I found of someone beating Nyx Avatar with his only Persona being a Pixie he got out of card shuffle! Here's the link (remember to remove the spaces!): youtube . com/watch?v=RnOt4aN2uyc&fmt=18