Yeah, I'm back! And I brought more bloopers for everyone! Hope these are funny too! Oh, and about last chapter; if anyone followed that link, I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, shortly after submitting the chapter I got Rick Rolled myself… On to the chapter!

Giving A Whole New Meaning To Handjob

At the entrance to Tartarus, Minato picked out his team members; he chose Yukari, Aegis, and Koromaru. But before he left to venture into Tartarus he went up to Akihiko and gave him Evil Gloves.

Akihiko: These look pretty badass. Where'd you get them?

Minato took out his Evoker and summoned… Mara! Akihiko stared with utter horror in his face since he already put on the gloves. He immediately shook off the gloves as everyone laughed at him.

Akihiko: Ugh, that's not funny!

Junpei: Now that's a handjob!

Satan: You Can't Take Him Anywhere...

Minato and Aigis were walking back to the dorm together when Aigis decided to check the inside of the shrine.

Aigis: Can we see the shrine?

Minato gave a nod and Aegis entered first. The newest priest gave a friendly smile… until Minato tried to walk in. He started going all spastic and fell to the floor and convulsed like if he were having a seizure! The priest immediately ran up to Minato and started splashing holy water. You're probably asking, what's going on? This should answer your question!

Satan: AAAHH! Make him stop! MAKE HIM STOP! 'AV MERCY!

Beelzeboss: Persona 3 Style

Minato decided to train in Tartarus by himself, and he was doing pretty well. He was making every shadow in the Adamah block his bitch! He was really showing off his new Lucifer's blade. He was about to take out Satan when Orpheus, who's lyre was replaced with an electric guitar version of his usual instrument, came out instead.

Orpheus: I have a bad feeling about taking out Satan with that blade in your hand.

Minato: You're just acting paranoid. (And where'd all that "though" crap go…)

Minato summoned Satan, and was greeted by Satan's evil laughter. He noticed that Satan was missing a tooth and that's when his Lucifer's Blade levitated to fit as Satan's missing fang.

(NOTE: If you haven't seen Tenacious D's Beelzeboss, here ya go! Remember to remove the spaces! http://www . youtube . com/watch?v=l7hQIBbd3eY&fmt=18

Satan: I am complete!

Minato and Orpheus: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Satan: yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
you brought me the blade and now you shall both die!

Orpheus: Wait! Wait! Wait!
you motherfucker
we challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off!

Satan: Fuck, fuck, fuck
the Persona code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms? What is the catch?

Orpheus: If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell
and also you will have to pay our rent

Satan: And what if "I" win?

Orpheus: then you can take Minato back to hell...

Minato: What?!

Orpheus: trust me Minato; it's the only way,

Minato: What are you talking about?!

Orpheus: to be your little bitch.

Satan: Fine! Let the rock off begin! Ha ha
I'm the devil I love metal!
Check this riff it's fucking tasty
I'm the devil I can do what I want,
whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
I cant wait to take Minato back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

Orpheus: No!
c'mon Minato let's fight his music with our music

Minato: there's just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.

Orpheus: listen to me

Minato: he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man

Orpheus: goddamn-it Minato,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
you're gonna gargle mayonnaise

Minato: no

Orpheus: unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam.
dude, we've been through so much shit,

(Orpheus: Like those Strega assholes?)

(Minato: Stick to the script!)

Minato and Orpheus: now its time to blow this fucker down!

Orpheus: C'mon Minato now it's time to blow doors down

Minato: I hear you Orpheus now it's time to blow doors down

Orpheus: Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown

Minato: We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town

Minato and Orpheus: Now we've got to blow this fucker down

Minato: He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down

Orpheus: C'mon Minato cause it's time to blow doors down

Minato: Oh we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown

Orpheus: Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,

(Beelzebub: Don't relate me with that gay asshole, Satan!)

Orpheus: we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D!

(Minato: Tenacious D?)

(Orpheus: Who else?)

(Minato: No we're not.)

(Orpheus: Whatever…)

Satan: You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Minato, You're coming with me.
Taste my lightning fuckers!

Orpheus: NO!

Orpheus springs into action and reflects the lightning back to Satan with his guitar and knocks off a claw.

Satan: Ow! Fuck!
My fuckin' claw!
oh no!

Orpheus: From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

A pit to hell formed behind Satan and started sucking him in.

Satan: No! Fuck you Minato and Fuck you Orpheus!
I'll get you motherfuckers!

Minato and Orpheus breathed a sigh of relief, until they're forgotten spectator attacked!

Reaper: Megidolaon, bitches!

Looks like things didn't go out so well for Minato and Orpheus… I hope you enjoyed this chapter of Persona 3 Hidden Bloopers! And, as a way to say I'm sorry over last chapter's link, here's some manga pages for Persona 3; it's translated! http://www . onemanga . com/Persona_3/1/00/ You may be you, but I'm BlueDragonFic!