TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND TAKES OUT A LONG LIST I DO NOT OWN SHEGO, KIM, YORI, DRAKKEN, SMARTYMART, RON, WADE, RUFUS, MONKEY FIST, DUFF, GILL, E-BAY, AND ANYBODY ELSE IN THIS STORY. IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT BEEN LISTENING THESE THINGS ARE OWNED BY DISNEY. I DO HOWEVER OWN, THE BANANA TIE, THE BOX, AND THE RAY GUN.

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The two women were frozen, like two animals forced to cage together. Each waited for the other to move, to slip up, or even to breath. Shego was frozen only because she could not predict Yori movements. Yori on the other hand was like the hamster tossed into the snake cage. She did not have any idea of why the snake was interesting with her. Why would Shego care if she were with Ron, she thought, unless the woman had some reason to care? From what Ron had told Yori about Shego was that the woman had some insane reason for doing whatever she did. A thought bubbled through her: Well this hamster has fangs.

The only noise could be heard came from the machines echoing the fact that Ron was alive. The nurses broke the silence and the stature-like positions of the two women. The nurses rolled in another person in the room. They did not pay any heed to the Shego or Yori and set up the machine for the person. A young man raced into the room and held the hand of the other person. The two women glared at the nurse till they left, but the man did not seem to notice them.

Yori looked down at the photo. It was taken late at night. The picture had them entwined in a kiss. Ron's hands were around the ninja slim frame. Yori had pressed the blond grinding him into the wall. The blond was either pressing the ninja into him or trying to get away. His eyes were wide with a start, but hers were in totally content. Yori remember the night very fondly, but that was something to do later right now she had to deal with the snake.

The photo was candid picture taken by Shego herself. She kept taps on the blond because she knew that he would screw up and she would there waiting. Shego could not care less about these two were together but she did care if Kimmie got hurt and that was not to be. The ninja took great care in picking it up. She took a moment to figure out how to speak. The picture slowly fluttered onto the floor. The box from earlier vibrated in her pocket, Shego made a note of it and reminded herself to figure out what it was. She went back over Ron knowing that there had to be a sign of who harmed the buffoon. Shego rubbed a finger on the blond's collar to have a sliver of green slime cover her glove, bingo. Yori grabbed the villainess hand making her look at her.

"YOU were spying on us?" the ninja said with hatred in her voice. She would be ticked if this woman would ruin everything she had worked on.

The ninja took out a knife from under the folds of her outfit and pointed it at Shego. The green hued woman put her hand up in the air, trying to calm the younger woman down. If it got into a fight in the a room this size then she would probably be unable to say to Kim that she had nothing to due with the new injures on Ron's body.

"Not you and him, just him." Shego shrugged, "But the million dollar question is, what the hell were you two doing? Kimmie could get hurt when she hears that buffoon and you were going behind her back. It's betrayal." Shego eyes glowed as she growled, "AND NO ONE HURTS MY PUMPKIN, but me!"

A noise that made both the woman stop in their tracks came from one of the machines. It was a noise that would make anyone in a hospital blood run cold. A scream of sorrow could be heard from the room and the sound of crying.

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In Kim's hands was the blueprint of the attitudinator. Why was Ron keeping this from her? She had told him since it was broken that she was trying to fix it and even said something along the lines of "the blueprints would help". The blond would smile full of content and then when Kim was looking a frown would form, "Well we don't have them, KP let's go gets some nacos". She reached her hand into her pocket trying to touch the metal that had brought her comfort, for the last year and it was gone. Kim crumbled the paper in her hand and sat on the bed. What was she going to do? This emotion rollercoaster that she was on was driving her crazy. It seem that someone was controlling every move she made. (A/N: Dance Puppet, Dance.)

She need time to sort everything out. The hero thought of a place that would be perfect to escape to. She made a short call for a ride and headed out the door. Kim tossed the. Kimmunicator On the bed slamming the door on her way out. She did not want to hear from anyone. For the first time in her life she did not care if the world ended.

The rodent pressed on the keys of the Kimmunicator Wade appeared on the screen confused at first to see a pink face looking at. If Wade had not known the small naked mole rat then it would of taken long for him to follow the orders of the hairless one. Wade muttered "good luck" to the pink one and faded out. Rufus listen as the Kimmunicator began to ring and waited for the other side to pick up.

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Many of the villains that Kim had face over the years were in a room together. Tables were set up with little nametags for each persons, everyone was dressed in their best. The men were in suits and the women were in dresses. Yet each one had their own personality showing through: Duff Killigan had a plaid tie, Motor Ed had his sleeves cut off, and things like that for each person. Every table had the same look except one long table that was elevated so it could look over everyone. The elevated table had three people sitting at it. A woman looking at the people below, and at each side was a man. One held her hand and the other was more interested in thinking about what was to come.

In the middle of the room was a statue of a man with both arms in front, and with a look of angry. A black suit was fitted around the statue, with a tie that had a banana in the center of it. The adjudicator was in the side of the room with its own table. Lights danced off of the helmet giving it the look of value. The adjudicator has had better days but it was complete or as much could be done without the blueprints. Many villains, villainess and henchmen wooed and awed at the helmet. They were excited about how close they were to getting the teen hero.

"…. With that hero out of the way I could like totally take whatever I want…" A villainess said as she planned on what fashion she would have with Kim out of way.

"…. That sidekick went down with a bang... You know it was-" yelled a man who was covered in green oozed.

"Ooooo I will have that rodent on my lab table and then..." DNAmy sputtered.

"I can't believe we have gotten this far…" A man in a Smartymart vest mutter and the comment got him several glares.

A woman stood up from the larger table. "Now my fellow villains" A cough came from the audience. "And of course my fellow villainess. Now that we are working together we will defeat Kim Possible. I as you know am new to the villain side of life, but I will lead you to the defeat of the silly hero."

A cheer came from the crowd.

She spoke on, "but we have lost one of our own to the hero. Shego has joined Kim Possible, but most of us knew this would happen in a matter of time. The one that was suppose to stop that from happen is here with us."

A caged was pushed into the middle of the room next to the stature with a blue man in a fetal position. "Now that the test subject is here, let us begin."

Drakken screamed as he stood up and thrust his arm in the air. "You betrayed me, I had Possible, and the perfect planned!"

The woman who spoke before "Quiet you blue freak" to the henchmen "bring the device."

The henchmen rolled out a device that looks like your usual ray gun. It had several buttons that would make any sane person want to press them, but luckily the room was filled with the insane. The henchmen pointed the ray gun at the statue and Drakken. Drakken ran to the other side of the cage, and plead to the other villains, and villainess to let him out.

Wines of "I'll give you Canada", "You have the candy in my pocket" to "Curse you Kim Possible, you think you are all that, but your not". They just looked on.

The woman in charge of the whole ordeal spoke again, "You, idiot this one is not for you" The crowd laugh, "Just watch and be amazed." She paused and then said. "You see the reason none of us were able to take down Kim Possible was because each of us are part of the same whole. Without all of us then it was not possible for us to get even close. Kim on the other hand, has unconsciously figure this out. On her side she has found: Ron, Rufus, Herself, just to name a few. With all of us working together we will be able to beat Kim! Now turn on the machine so that we greet one of the last to join. In other words: Pull the lever."

Everyone, except Drakken put on their goggles and waited. The henchmen pressed the buttons and of course pulled a lever. A beam of orange and other of blue hit the statute causing it to hum. Drakken looked at the beam and screamed due intensity of it. He rolled on the floor, holding his face.

The stone floated in the air several inches, (A/N: 3.94094488 × 10-8 inches to be exact). The statute arms flexed, the grayish color turned into a flesh color. The man fell to the floor and groaned. He touched every inch to be sure that he was flesh again. He then noticed the people who were crowding around him.

"Monkey Fist, you swear to be loyal to the cause of destroying Kim Possible." The woman from the high table said as she looked at the man. The man moved slowly trying to stand. He slipped and fell back onto the floor. A snicker came from the crowd. One glare from Monkey Fist ended it. He got on all fours, trying to remind his muscle to how to move. The man noticed that he was not in his usual clothes. A banana on the tie, he thought as he looked at it, someone has an odd sense of humor. The crowd waited for him to speak.

"How long was I in that form? " He asked.

"1 year, 5 months, 2 days, 39 hours, 1-" Squealed DNAmy.

"That is enough, now what is the answer?" Ordered the woman.

"And what do I get in return?" Monkey Fist said with a cracked voice. DNAmy moved closer to the man.

"One thing, and it can be anything," The woman placed her hands on her hips.

"I guess banging you is out of the question?" He looked at her with an odd look on his face.

"Err…-" A small amount of rose colored her cheeks. The woman shook her head before anyone realized. Her brunette locks fluttered in her face.

The man beside her stood. His chair made a load noise as it scraped the floor. He thumped the table with both hands. He stared down at Monkey Fist. "NO, banging my wife, that job is mine and mine only. Mr. not as hip as me!" The man on the other side of the woman choked on his drink. "But its true, father." Wined the man.

Monkey Fist found his footing and gazed back at the man into his grey-green eyes. The man sat down and pulled at his signature yellow shirt to get the gaze out of his mind. He then played with the fork as if to say that Monkey Fist was not a challenged. The crowd was quiet to see if what would their leaders do. It was as if they knew that if the correct words were not said then power would switch. The woman fiddled with her band. Monkey Fist thought to himself, "Not a happy marriage I take it. "

Monkey Fist could tell the woman unsure on how to continue so he spoke, "Then what I want is three wishes," He thought it was best to help her out, she interested him. The crowd simmered down and relaxed, it looks like power would stay with the people at the table.

"Oddly, you are the first to ask that," She said gaining her composure, " Fine, what are they?" A groan of 'Why did I not think of that' came from the crowd.

DNAmy saw her opening and moved in for the kill. She launched herself at Monkey Fist. They tumbled to the ground. Monkey Fist was alarm with the new weight on him. He tried every possible way to get out from under the woman. If he was not getting use to moving again then he would of easily slipped from her grasp. Monkey Fist made a mental note get revenge on Hana and brother for imprisoning him in stone. When he had finally freed himself, he smiled as he was about to speak DNAmy grabbed him around the waist. She moved her tail under his chin softly rubbed the side of his face. She looked up at him with a look that could only be described as a fan meeting their object of desire.

He screamed to the woman in charge, "Keep this freak away from me!"

"Done, and the others?" She snapped her fingers and the henchmen moved in to try to pry the two apart. It took cooking oil and the help of many of the male villains to free the poor man. The men were willing to help out DNAmy latest obsessions because at one time or another they were in the same position. Usually it took a secret lair and many months of hiding to stop her. The henchmen dragged the woman away. She glared at the woman in charged and then smiled sweetly to Monkey Fist. DNAmy mutter something along the lines of "Montekins we'll be together soon." The total XY chromosome population cringed at her words.

Monkey Fist prayed to all the monkey gods that that woman never set eyes on him again or his things. She did have a habit of stealing locks of hair (reason why Duff Killigan has a bald spot), underwear and other items that did not need to leave their owners.

When henchmen had dragged her to the end of the hallway "We will be known as Monamy or DNAFist and the fans will be thrilled. There will be 1001 stories of us together on Fanfic!!" She pulled away from the henchmen and with stars in her eyes, "We will be more popular then Kigo that those silly red-suited henchman write."(A/N: Monamy not my favorite slash btw…Kigo and Bonty all the way.)

"What fans?" Came from everyone in the room.

The henchmen stopped so the woman could answer. "Why, who do you think buys your things on E-bay?" With that being said the guards pulled her out of the room. The people could still hear screams "I love you Monty" till it became a whisper and then nothing. Everyone made a mental note that DNAmy was crazy and she was just saying nonsense. (A/N: Little do they know…)

The women were doing their best not to laugh at the scene before them. The men were looking at the door with fright in their eyes watching the doorway that DNAmy was forced out of. They huddled together, prying that they would not be next on her list when she got bored of Monkey Fist.

Monkey Fist gained his sanity and stepped out of the huddle, "I want the Stoppable family" He ran a hand through his hair, the woman at the table blushed again, this time catching his attention, interesting.

"Done," The woman said.

Gill walked toward Monkey Fist. "Well I'll have you know that I have taken care of Ron and allowed him to have the honor of meeting my fists. "

"Someone like you could only injure him if he happen to have knocked himself out". Monkey Fist said calmly wishing that he had more control over his body. His body felt like a wet noodle for lack of a better description.

Gill turned a lighter green. It seem that Monkey Fist struck a nerve. Gill grabbed the martial artist by the color and flung him across the room. Monkey Fist did a flip in the air and land somewhat graceful on the ground.

"You tore my clothes," He said, matter of fact.

The man decided to test his muscle. He raced to the fishman and performed a small move of tai shing pek kwar on Gill. Gill fell to the floor and had to be dragged off by the henchmen to recover. Monkey Fist wobbled a little, that small move caused him too much energy.

"Someone get him out of the oil stain and shattered clothes-" Spoke the woman in charge. She was surprised that she was holding her breath during the short fight scene.

A henchman interrupted her and stuttered as he spoke. "Ma'am, Kim has left the Kimmunicator and is heading east."

"You five will meet her there" The woman pointed to five people, "places everyone, Plan 5…" She walked off of the table into the next room.

"Daughter-In-Law you are doing beautiful with taking over the family business." A man said as he followed her into the next room and her husband trailing behind.

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IF YOU ARE WONDERING ABOUT WHY INCHES ARE 3.94094488 × 10-8 , WELL I CONVERTED MY FAVORITE NUMBER FROM PICOMETERS TO INCHES. GUESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS….

TAI SHING PEK KWAR- MONKEY KUNG FU.

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SOMEDORKYNERD:

interesting turn of plot

There shall be lots of those I hope…it keep things interesting