Co-Writter: GhostKaiser23
Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel
A Web of Love: Rewoven
Chapter 10: A Day In The Life Ben Reilly Parker
Ben yawned as he walked into the main room, rubbing the sleep from his eyes 'Man...those beds are comfy...' Ben thought stretching his limbs. He went into the kitchen to see that Kaine was doing push-ups near the living room.
"One seven four, one seven five, one seven six... Hey Ben." Kaine counted before acknowledging his brother
"Hey Kaine..." Ben rubbed his eyes again.
"Peter asked you to help the Fantastic Four today, they are now called the Future Foundation after Johnny Storm died. He and the 'Amazing Avengers' are helping Ms Marvel, she's proberbly gonna be joining his harem soon, and May's looking after the kids." Kaine said as he continued his workout
"And you?" Ben asked
"On standby with the normal Avenger's as well as any problems with the city. Gonna get a proper 'costume' after my workout and then head out." Kaine replied
"Cool. It's kinda nice that May's joined the family, she gets her father and brother back. With a little extra thrown in." Ben smiled
"Yep. So, go and get to work." Kaine reassured
"Okay, okay." Ben grinned as he went into the kitchen to get his breakfast.
*Some time later*
"Morning Uncle Ben." May smiled
"Hey May. Sleep alright?" Ben asked
"Alright." She shrugged "The kids kept kicking in their sleep though."
"Oh...price for sharing a bed with pre-teens." Ben understood.
"Yeah...but I didn't mind it. It's nice knowing Benjy is here." May explained
"And safe and all that?"
"Yea." She nodded
"Any other plans?" Ben asked
"No not really. Did you know Benjy and Nicky have natural webbing?" May asked
"I think Peter mentioned something like that. Cool right?" Ben asked
"Yea, wish I had it." May chuckled
"I think the other Spider-Girl has natural webbing." Ben shrugged, never meeting this Anya
"Oh come on!" May groaned but laughed
"Sit down and have some cereal." Ben added
"Chocolate animal cereal? Really?" May asked
"It's not for the prize inside. THAT'S for Benjy and Nicky." Ben defended
May laughed at her uncles reply
"What's so funny?" Benjy and Nicky asked
"You're Uncle for one. My bed hair for another." Ben answered with a grin
The two chuckled as they walked over for breakfast
"Enjoying having an older sibling you two?" Ben asked finishing up
"I'm still here Uncle Ben." May smiled
"She's great." Benjy smiled
"She's warm." Nicky added
"Warm? What do you mean warm?" May asked
"You were hugging us all night." Nicky answered
"Yea!" Benjy nodded
"Aww, they wove you." Ben joked
"Uncle Ben..." May blushed
"Well, you three are up." Kaine spoke behind them wiping off his sweat
"Morning Uncle Kaine." the three smiled
"Morning." He nodded
"Well, I need to head out." Ben said
"Aw...really?" Benjy and Nicky frowned
"Hey, don't be sad. You two have an older sister now; she's in charge okay?" Ben rubbed their hair
"Okay..." they answered
"You got a way with kids bro." Kaine smirked getting a drink from the fridge
"Don't drink straight from the bottle." Ben called out
"I wasn't gonna." Kaine answered doing it anyway "Don't tell my brothers 'kay?"
"Okay Uncle Kaine." Benjy and Nick smiled
*with Ben*
Ben was flipping through the air as he swung through New York
"There's nothing like web-slinging around New York." Ben smiled under his mask
"This is a sad day for New York!" a loud mouthed speaker was shouting
"Oh no..." Ben groaned "He's still spouting that out?"
"Not only is there now THREE Spider-Men, but the Wall Crawling Menace has tricked several more Heroines into being his followers AND there is A SECOND Spider-Girl out there!"
"Doesn't Jameson EVER shut up?" Ben sweat-dropped
"Ha, ha, ha!" a female voice laughed following a LOT of bullet shots.
"Who's causing damage now?" Ben asked himself swinging down to the fighting.
As he landed he saw a girl dressed like Deadpool with her long blonde hair tied up in a ponytail firing her submachine guns wildly
"You sneak up on me?! I'll blow your brain out!" The female Deadpool attacked the people who tried to "sneak up" on her.
Ben webbed the guns she was using "Didn't anyone tell you: don't play with guns?"
"Of course they did, I killed them with swords instead!" The female Deadpool retorted unleashing her deadly weapons "Hey writer, my weapons are here!" She yelled at the writer who was staring at her breasts
"Oh no..." Ben deadpanned.
"It's a female Deadpool."
"Hey! It's LADY Deadpool, thank you very much!" She huffed
"Whoa! I'll remember that when you're not trying to cut my head off!" Ben dodged her katana.
"Don't worry... it's not gonna hurt a bit... rargh! It's gonna REALLY hurt!" Lady Deadpool struck out at Ben "I hope you're getting my good side writer!" She called out again
"What're you talking about?" Ben asked before webbing the katana to a building wall. "Just calm down. Bloody hell!" He dodged a grenade launcher projectile
"Stop gluing my stuff to other surfaces!" Lady Deadpool shouted "Ghost outta quit it, or this next one goes right up his ass!"
"Wait..." Lady D frowned, throwing the grenade launcher to the floor... and pulling out a script "Oh! You're Ben Reily! Wait... I LOVE YOU!" she cheered, throwing the script into the air and jumped at Ben hugging him tightly
"You...wait, what?! What's going on?!" Ben shouted as multiple Daily Bugle reporters were swarming towards them. "Argh!" Ben groaned as he an Lady Deadpool web-swung away
"Oh-hoo-hoo! We're flying! We're flying! Take me now Ben!" Lady Deadpool enjoyed the web swinging and wanted to make out with the Scarlet Spider
"Shut up!" Ben snapped lightly as they landed on top of the roof and pushed Lady Deadpool back "What is wrong with you?!"
"I'm in love...! Plus it's also in the script so I jumped at the chance." Lady Deadpool explained
"Script?" Ben asked as Lady Deadpool cuddled up to him "Stop that! What is wrong with you?! I don't even know you!" Ben should pushing her off
"Oh, you want my origin. okay it went a little something like this: A Long Time Ago In A Place Far, Far Away..." Lady Deadpool began to explain
"You're not going to say that you kissed your brother and that your father is a crazed mass murderer are you?" Ben deadpanned
"No! I kissed my double and we both got grossed out by it, but that's beside the point." Lady Deadpool explained then got back on topic...if there was one. "Hey Ghost write something like that again and I'll shoot you in the kneecaps! You'll never adventure again!" she yelled at the writer
"Huh?" Ben was more confused than normal since she was talking to an unknown person.
"Anyway, I come from a land called: CANADA!" Lady Deadpool got back to her origin, inserting the Canadian flag into her background for emphasis.
"Like Wolverine?" He asked with a raised eyebrow
"Yeah exactly! Old Wolvie is the reason I have this." Lady Deadpool explained while aiming a gun into her stomach
"Wait no!" Ben called out but Lady-D shot herself but still stood there.
"See, can't die. His Healing-Factor helped make me." Lady-D explained "So with Wolvie's DNA I became the: Lady Merc with the Mouth! The sexiest, badassassin *trademarked* in my home. Somehow the dingus GhostKaiser23 up there with the wonderful GreyKing46 dropped me here and I met YOU!"
"GreyKing46? GhostKaiser23...?" Ben wondered in confusion "Look, you know who I am. But I know nothing about you."
"Not much to say, I'm me! What you see is what you get! Super-hot, super sexy, super assassin! Seriously, you should see how much porn there is about me on the internet." Lady D explained "My name's Wanda Wilson, I have a healing factor that makes me immortal and you are one of the COOLEST characters out there!"
"Okay...Wanda...Why me?" Ben asked "I'm obviously not your first choice."
"The script said so." Wanda shrugged "GreyKing and GhostKaiser decided to pair me with you because they thought it would he awesome, and I agree! You're hot, you are an awesome character and I'm a massive Spider-Man fan!"
"I'm not Spider-Man. I'm the Scarlet Spider!" Ben proclaimed
"Even better." Lady-D purred "Ever swung on web while making love to a mercenary with the skills of a contortionist?"
"I...err..." Ben stammered thinking about what Wanda was saying.
"I'll take that as a no." She grinned as she unzipped her suit slightly at the chest, showing a hint of her unscarred chest
"I...I...Isn't this going too fast?" Ben asked sweating seeing her semi-exposed chest.
"Trust me..." Wanda pulled her mask up to her nose "I think we'll work something out." Wanda kissed Ben by lifting his mask.
'WHOA! This is weird...but freaking sweet!' Ben thought as he held Wanda closer.
He had one hand gently placed on her hip, the other slowly sliding up her back until he held her head. The whole time his lips glided against her soft pink ones, returning the kiss
'Score! Grey you rock! Ghost...You're still an idiot.' Wanda thought while being coddled by Ben
'I CANNOT believe this is still happening!' Ben thought, not innocently, but caught in this seven minutes of heaven. Even though they've been going at it for eight minutes.
'Don't be padantic Ghost!' Wanda thought in annoyance 'Oh... Oh! His fingers are magic!' She thought, shuddering as Ben's hands massaged her back softly
Wanda moaned pleasurably when Ben traced up her back "Ah...Ah...God..."
"Weak spot is your back, huh?" Ben teased
"Don't...stop..." Wanda moaned again
"Well then...how about we carry on someplace more...private?" Ben teased
'Okay, I owe you two.' Wanda smiled "Oh...yeah..."
*an hour later, a random empty apartment*
Wanda and Ben panted, laying under a blanket, both naked except for their masks
"Was it okay?" Ben asked panting
"You...were...just...I'm glad they got us together." Wanda gasped in pleasure and snuggled close to him
"Yeah...Whoever "they" are...I oughta thank them..." Ben hugged her. That was when Ben's phone rang "Hello?" He said answering
"Ben, where are you? I sent you to the Future Foundation ages ago and, apparently, you haven't shown up yet." Kaine's voice came through
"I...err...got caught up." Ben half-lied
"You "got caught up" right..." Kaine sounded sarcastic
"Hey it's true. I was..." Ben tried to think of a convincing story "going through a tunnel against an unknown trails; okay?"
"Okay which tunnel?" Kaine asked not believing his brother.
"Queen's-Midtown Tunnel." Ben answered then hung up.
"Think that satisfied him?" Wanda asked kissing Ben's chest
"Should think so..." Ben smiled
Ben's phone rang again and again Kaine's voice came through "Did you hang up on me?!"
"I dunno, did it sound something like this? Click!" Ben answered then turned off his phone.
Wanda laughed "Oh you are so awesome! I have to REALLY thank those two for making you my boy."
"Hey... can I see your face?" Ben askes
"... why the hell not?" She shrugged, taking her red and black mask off. That revealing her long blonde hair, her blue eyes and her beautiful unscarred face "Awww Grey, you're so sweet you flatterer." She said with a chuckle
Ben did the same thing, to make Wanda feel comfortable. "Wow...kinky with the mask on, Hugh Jackman without it...Jackpot."
"Ready for "Round Two, sweet checks?" Ben kissed down her porcelain skin and tickled her slightly doing so.
"Hmmmm... oh that feels good babe... sure." She giggled/moaned in pleasure 'Thank you Grey! Thank you Ghost!'
"You're welcome Wanda." Grey grinned from his computer
"No probs Wanda. You're not gonna kill me know are ya?" Ghost asked with a sweat drop down his head
"Probably not. Oh God Babe!" Wanda answered while being played with by Ben
"That's not a final answer...Wanda? Wanda?! Hey!" Ghost called out but she got other HANDS to work with
"Come on Ghost, we're outta here." Grey said, dragging Ghost away