Because of Prank-Calling
(The Victims Side)
by: ShinJinIchi23
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First Number: 8-7000
(Yuu's POV)
I felt frantic. I felt nervous. It was my first day in work as a call center agent for Jollibee. I noticed on my way here that someone was following me. It might be a stalker. It made me more scared and frightened. But I needed this work.Just calm down.
Kring. Kring.
Okay, Yuu, here is it. Your first call. I picked up the phone and answered.
Yuu: "Hello, Jollibee Delivery, how may I help you?"
Other line: "I love you."
Oh. My. God. I really have a stalker! I slammed the phone down. Hard. *click*
Holy crows! Please make them stop!
"Ehem." I looked up and saw the angry face of my supervisor. I shivered and smiled nervously.
"Tobita-san, you're fired!"
*faints*
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Next One: 987-6543
(Koko's POV)
Argh! Permy and I got into an argument! Stupid lip-gloss! I just wanted her to stop applying that lip-gloss and pay more attention to me! Then she got mad and said she was breaking up with me!
Kring. Kring.
It might be Permy! I hope she would forgive me now! I picked up the phone excitedly and…
Koko: "Permy! I'm sorry that I did it, forgive me! I'll never steal your lip-gloss again! Just don't break up with me!
Other line: "Sorry Dai-kun. You had your chance."
My eyes widen, Sumire was cheating on me!
Koko: "WHAT? Who the hell is Dai-kun PERMY! !"
*beep* beep*
She hung up. Damn it! That girl will never change! We better talk about this tomorrow!
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Next. 989-8821
(Tsubasa's POV)
How boring. It was night time and I couldn't sleep.
Kring. Kring.
Oh, so this phone still works? I grinned evilly and picked up the phone.
Tsubasa: "Ni Hao?"
Pfft. I was laughing mentally because of this. That was the only Chinese word that I knew.
Other line: "Wei, Yang Tian Xi."
WHAT? I furrowed my brow. Is this caller really a Chinese? I formulated some random phrase in my head.
Tsubasa: "Ni Shi Shei?"
Other line: "Shan Shi and Ka Wa Li." *beep* *beep*
She hung up. Eh? I wonder if that was a curse. Funny. I never really understood Chinese anyway.
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Next. 123-4567
(Ruka's POV)
Kring. Kring.
I was busy feeding the birds when the phone suddenly rang. I smiled. Maybe another customer.
Other line: "Hello?"
Ruka: "This is Ruka Nogi, can I do anything for you, mam?"
Other line: "Yes Nogi-kun, I would like 567 orders of your famous sushi and - "
Huh? Sushi? This lady is insane. I cut her before she can finish.
Ruka: "Uh…ma'am? This is an animal shop."
Other line: "I know that."
*beep* *beep*
She hung up. Okay, at least she knew that this was an animal shop.
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Next: 324-8356
(Mr. President's POV)
Kring. Kring.
The phone inside my office rang. I wonder who would call me at this time? Ah! Maybe Katie, my secretary. I picked up the phone and answered.
Mr. President: "Yes, Katie?"
Other line: "Mr. President! Mr. President! Hurry! You've got a meeting in Conference Hall in about…two minutes!"
My eyes widen. Why did I forget that? I looked at the clock nervously. OH NO!
Mr. President: "Right! I got it. Thank you, Katie, I forgot that!"
Other line: "No problem, Sir, just doing my job."
*click*
I immediately wore my coat and dashed out my office. My bodyguards followed me but I needed to be fast. Only one more minute! I ran as fast as I could and *SWOOSH* *BAM*
Ouch.
Sirens of ambulance were heard later on.
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Next: 887-8888
(Anna's POV)
Kring. Kring.
Other line: "Hello?"
Anna: "Hi mam, this is Anna of KFC, …"
Other line: "Hi! This is Kentucky Fried Chicken, right? Yes, I was wondering how big your breasts are."
Anna: "They come in medium and extra large.*silence* Wait a minute. What the hell? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY BREASTS? ! IT CAN'T BE FRIED OR EATEN BY YOU AND IT'S NOT FOR SALE NOR AVAILABLE FOR DELIVERY!" I yelled on the phone.
*beep* *beep*
The other line hung up. GRRR! Even girls these days were getting perverted!
Ooops.
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Next: 345-2344
(Natsume's POV)
I was talking to my fiancée about our wedding. Everything was according to my plan. I will be a married man soon. But the damn phone rang.
"Answer it." I commanded and my fiancée followed.
Kring. Kring.
The fiancée: "Hello?"
Other line: "Yes, Is Akira there?"
The fiancée: "I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number."
Other line: "What? He gave me the wrong number? After those beautiful nights we spent together!"
The fiancée: *gasp* Natsume! Our engagement is off! You're cheating on me using the name Akira! Rot to hell!"
"The hell? I'm not Akira! That's insane! Give me that damn phone!" I retorted.
I snatched the phone from her. *beep* *beep*
Damn prank callers!
"I hate you, Natsume! Don't ever come near me again! I don't want to marry you anymore!"
"Wait! Damn." I tried to stop her but she already dashed out my house.
I stared at the phone blankly for the moment. I pushed the memory button and the number showed up on the caller ID. That prank caller is dead. So dead.
I contacted the telephone company to trace where that prank caller lives. Then our private investigator for the details. I'm wealthy and no one can refuse to my demand.
Mikan Sakura from the Sakura residence.
That Mikan Sakura is so dead.
Ends
-Owari-