Gardevoir and Lopunny's Fart Contest

by Yoshizilla-Fan

Gardevoir and Lopunny...these two Team Charm members fart a lot. That's what they get for being so cute and sexy. But now, one question remains. Who's gassier? Gassy Gardevoir or Farting Lopunny?

5. Chapter 5

Gardevoir and Lopunny both laughed as they kept releasing more and more loud farts, with all the other Pokemon on Mt. Coronet watching them.

"Gosh, Lopsy! We sure are farting up a lot of attention around here!" Gardevoir pointed out.

"Well duh, Gar! That's part of the fun of having these fart contests! Having our own little audience at some point!"

Then, all of a sudden, Dialga and Palkia popped up in front of the two gassy Team Charm gals, surprising both of them.

"We would prefer that you two not do that here!" Dialga mentioned.

"Yeah. Arceus is cracking down on us for this as it is. We can't have you polluting the air around this place!" Palkia pointed out.

Lopunny rubbed the back of her head, letting out a cute little poot. "Well how were we supposed to know?"

Dialga simply shook his head. "Whatever. I'm gonna send you two back." Dialga then used the power of time to return Gardevoir and Lopunny back to where they were as both as he and Palkia returned to Spear Pillar.