May and Dawn were both sitting down outside of the Seven Stars Restaurant at the Grand Hotel Lake near Lake Valor, the two of them conversing with one another.
"And that's how I almost won the Sinnoh Grand Festival!" Dawn finished.
"That's quite a story you got there! It's even better than mine!" May stated, giggling a bit.
"Why? What's your story?" Dawn asked.
May looked up. "Well, that girl Bianca from Unova told me something about encountering a gassy Lopunny."
Dawn gawked a bit. "Really? A gassy Lopunny?"
May nodded. "Yeah. She tried to catch it, but it just farted at her and fled!"
Dawn looked up, feeling a bit awestruck. "Wow...a gassy Lopunny. Is that even possible?"
May giggled. "You'd be surprised! We humans can't be the only ones with bad gas!" May lifted her butt cheek, farting a loud, deep pitched fart. "Oh, and speaking of which, Contest Star Lisia from Hoenn taught me how to fart with grace and beauty!" May stood up, bending own with her butt pointed at May. "Check it out!" May farted loudly, several hearts and sparkles emerging from her butt.
"Wow! I wish I could fart like that!" Dawn gasped, amazed by May's stylized flatulence, as she let out a loud, deep pitched poot of her own, disappointed that it wasn't as impressive as May's.
"I could teach you if you want! I learned from the best!" May stated.
"Wow, thanks!" Dawn stated. "And about that farting Lopunny...could Pokemon really be as gassy as we are?"
May shrugged. "It's very possible. I once heard about a Meloetta who got too attached to Ash, and farting was one of its fetishes!"
Dawn looked out towards Lake Valor. "That makes you think, doesn't it?"
"Sure does..." May sat down next to Dawn, joining her.
Meanwhile at Lake Verity, which was across from Lake Valor, Mega Lopunny farted a big one in Mega Gardevoir's face, her gas being strong enough to blow her into the lake as Mega Gardevoir popped out, farting as her gas built up inside her dress, forming giant bubbles as they escaped.
"Oopsies! Guess that one was a bit too strong!" Mega Lopunny giggled, her paw over her mouth as she farted again, her brassy, deep pitched gas smacking Mega Gardevoir in her face.
"Yeah, it was." Mega Gardevoir pulled herself out of the lake, she and Mega Lopunny sitting down, both of them enjoying the fresh air as well as the scenery around the Great Lake.
"Don't you just love the feeling of being out here, the wind blowing in your face while my wind blows in your face?" Mega Lopunny giggled towards the end of her sentence.
Mega Gardevoir shrugged it off and thought for a moment. "Speaking of farts, have you been around humans lately? Because I've noticed that some humans are as gassy as we are!"
Mega Lopunny's cheerful smile disappeared. "Yeah. Hard to believe, but not so hard after hearing that Meloetta got attached to some boy named Ash."
Mega Gardevoir farted a big one that lifted her entire dress, much to her shock as she covered her mouth. "Gosh! I wouldn't be surprised if I ever met a gassy human!"
"Like that one with the blond hair from Unova that has her own line of baked beans?" Mega Lopunny stated.
"Exactly!" Mega Gardevoir remarked.
"Well, just try not to get caught!" Mega Lopunny stated, giving her friend advice, before her butt's next brassy outburst blew her forward and caused her to fall into the lake, Mega Gardevoir laughing as Mega Lopunny resurfaced and laughed along, letting out some fart bubbles that got bigger by the second.
"Get out of my lake!" Mesprit yelled, popping out of the lake's cave, annoyed and awakened by the Charm duo's constant flatulence.
