Bianca from Unova was farting brassy poots as she walked down a trail, relishing each and every one as she smiled with glee.
"Oh how I love to expel such loud, tuba pitched farts from my buttocks!" Bianca claimed as she put her hands on her hips, swaying her big butt back and forth, letting out a brassy poot with each sway. "And they stink to high heaven!"
Then she noticed a nearby bush swaying back and forth nearby, curiously peeking behind it, to see Gardevoir and Lopunny making out behind it.
"Oh, what a cute couple!" Bianca commented, having sparkles in her eyes as she farted a big one that caused one of the trees behind her to topple.
The two of them gasped as they both let out loud farts of their own.
"Oh, stop trying to catch me, you big butted, fart factory!" Lopunny gasped, farting loudly again,
"Can't you see we're busy?" Gardevoir added, letting out an equally loud, brassy fart.
Bianca gasped in delight. "And they fart too? Oh, such cuteness! I couldn't bare to catch with of you!"
"Thank you." Lopunny stated.
"The only other gassy Pokemon I've met is Meloetta, and she sure loves icing!" Bianca added. "Ooh, that reminds me!" Bianca headed back, her butt cheeks swaying and ripping a raunchy, brassy fart every second.
"Finally, we're alone." Gardevoir stated.
"Yup." Lopunny went back to kissing Gardevoir, the two of them releasing brassier, raunchier farts together.