A/N: All dialogue! More later!

"Hello? This is Angel. Who's calling, and do they know it's 6:00 in the morning?"

"Yes. Well, no, actually, I'm in Brazil. This is Spike, you big poof."

"Two questions. First, why are you calling me? Second, how'd you get my number?"

"Fairly easily. And as for the first question... Dru's off on some sort of crazed mission again. Last time she did something like this, it ended in Prague. She's set to kill the Slayer."

"Thanks for the info, but why do you care?"

"Killing the Slayer's my job."

"I should tell Buffy. I won't call you later. Goodbye, Spike."

"Bye."