Mc stared at Rl's body, her limbs were in awkward places, and her clothes were stained red, Mc is a necrophiliac so he got a boner. "What about her?" he pointed.

"I can revive her" Donald said.

"Oh shiet, how?" Mc asked.

"Stand back." Trump stood over Rl's body and proceeded to jack off and cum on her face, Whipple got an erection in his nose. It became a jewish nose. All of Rl's wounds were healed and she was alive, her eyes fluttered. "Magic semen!" Mc said excitedly. Rl gagged and wiped her tongue with her hands, "What the fuck." she looked up at Trump and studied him, his 16 pack abs, his huge bulge, his strong jaw, and fierce eyes. It was overwhelming for Rl, she blushed, "Oh…", and bit her bottom lip, completely forgetting about her democratic husband. Trump held out his hand, Rl took it and pulled herself up.

Rl breathed in and got a mouthful of the semen. She spat it out and it made trees grow everywhere it landed, effectively destroying what was left of the cabin.

"We must go on an adventure" Whipple proudly said "Those other politicians may be dead, but their evil followers are going to resurrect them or something… probably"

In reality, Whipple just didn't want to leave Trump.

Trump nodded, knocked RL unconscious, and mounted his elephant named Fuck Obama. Since his first name was Fuck, it caused him to be bullied at school, until Trump took him in. Now, since then, Fuck has met Jesus, decked PQ, and kissed 403975890234759 girls, 3029 boys, and 487 Aliens.

Trump, Fuck Obama, Mc, Whipple and Nonsense set off on their first stop was a small Mexican bar named "El Pitas de tu madre". Mc was welcomed as one of them, they gave him kisses on his hands, and polished his sombrero while all the other Mexicans gave the rest of the group shitty looks. "One cup of Horchata please" MC said, "and give the rest of these guys dirty Mexican water."

Whipple nearly gagged "Actually do you have Mexican Mountain Dew?"

"Mmm yesh." said the bartender, "It is called 'Donkey Piss'"

"Oh… DONKEY PISS IT IS THEN" Whipple shouted.

Chin Chin lowered his newspaper from his face. He was spying on the Mcican so he could get a batch of pure Immigrant chromosomes to feed his children. "MMM YAAAEEES." he whispered, his nose began rapidly sniffing.

Whipple brought the cup of donkey piss near his mouth. It looked… alright. It was yellow…

Chin Chin crawled up the wall and onto the ceiling, his head twisted upside down to survey the area. He stopped crawling just above Mc, his mouth salivated

Whipple drank his Donkey Piss. It was actually not bad. Suddenly, out of nowhere the door bust open. It was Pq in a pink body suit.

"HELP I'M BEING FORCED TO DO THIS" Pq shouted.

"Wut." said Mc just as Chin Chin dropped from the ceiling onto his body. Chin Chin began sucking MCs chromosomes out of his anus, then he gurgled and scrambled away before Mc could /cum/, he was unsatisfied, "GET BACK HERE AND FINISH!" yelled Mc.

Pq was disappointed that his white boy hipster anus didn't get sucked, "Damn."

Rl woke up from unconsciousness and spotted Pq, she felt instant guilt for looking at another man such as Trump.

Pq also saw Rl, probably because she was very big, "Get away from those republican heathens, Rl!"

"But..." Rl was uncertain of what to do.

"NOW." boomed Pq.

Rl refused, "No! You're stupid as fuck. I'm a republican now."

Pq gasped then cried and ran away. Rl started sucking Trump's dick like a horny whale.

Rl had realised what she had done. Trump was just sitting at the bar now drinking Donkey Piss, and didn't even notice. She left someone who actually paid attention to her. She welled up with tears and shot herself.

Altruvolant the Mesiah, everyone's Lord and savior, came down from Meme Heaven and blessed Donald Trump, not caring about Rl's sudden sudoku. One of the Mexicans spoke, "Somebody get the bleach and incinerate this body!"

Mc gladly carried Rl's body to the incinerator that was in the back room since he was a Mexican and Mexicans do the jobs that no one else wants to.

Pq sat on beside a dumpster full of cat skeletons, he had gone behind the Chinese restaurant across from the Mexican bar. A hobo approached him, "Hey, you poor too?"

"No, but I am a very sad white man who is well nourished and has an education, the world is really dreary, isn't it?" Pq said.

The hobo was quiet.

"I mean, Republicans are trying to have a Christian theocracy and they won't give immigrants a second chance." he continued, "This world sucks, there's war and shit, why can't we stop fighting? Hope is what burns in your heart to make change, don't republicans see that? Of course they don't, they're stupid and ridiculous. There was nothing before the big bang, therefore, it's ridiculous to even consider the possibility of a God. Creationists hold everyone back! Erugh, Trump supporters fucking hurt innocent people on the street. Plus, the LGBT+ community can't even buy a cake!", before Pq could say any more, the hobo interrupted, "Shut the fuck up." the hobo got up, pulled down his pants, and shit on Pq's face. Pq shrieked and threw up on the concrete floor. The hobo then walked away. Pq used his typewriter to write an angry letter to the hobo, except he didn't give it to him because he's a pussy.

Altruvolant teleported to where Pq was, "Fucking hipster." she took a screenshot of the letter.

"The term is hepcat." Pq replied.

"That's something a hipster would say." Altruvolant said. She showed the screenshot to the hobo, the hobo got steamed and beat the shit out of Pq. The whole time PQ was begging the Hobo to not be a dirty racist filth. The hobo had to use caps lock to try and get his point across, "WHEN THERE'S FREEDOM, THERE'S DIFFERENT OPINIONS AND THUS CONFLICT, YOU DIPSTICK." he yelled, "THEY AREN'T GETTING RID OF IMMIGRATION COMPLETELY, YOU CAN STILL IMMIGRATE LEGALLY."

Pq could not comprehend because of his autism, "But they have the hope to change! Hope is the embers of your soul almost dying out but being relit!"

The hobo grabbed the cat skeletons out of the garbage and shoved them down his own throat, he choked and died. Pq didn't care because he's a retarded fuck, he thought that his opinions reigned supreme and that everyone else were arrogant sociopaths.

Now, back at the bar, everyone sat around Rl. She was on fire and the bar wasn't well built, so it was cold. Mc did mexican dances in his sombrero, and Whipple kept refreshing 2k16 election stats on his phone.

Alt crashed in through the ceiling, making it more cold. One of the mexicans got angry and decked her, then a swarm of mexican workers fixed the hole in the roof with their "Mexican spirit". Chin Chin sat on top of the fridge in the kitchen, eating ramen noodles, and PQ was outside, cold. Rl recorded everything for science, despite being dead and on fire.

All was well in El Pitas de tu madre and everyone was tired. Whipple fell asleep refreshing the stats, MC fell asleep but was still dancing in his sleep, and Trump fell asleep with his hand on his gun and his eyes open, so nobody could sneak up on him. Rl was still recording everyone as they fell asleep.

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"MMMMMMNNOOOOOOOOO" Chin Chin yelled from the back room. Everyone woke up. Whipple accidentally decked Alt as he stood upright.

There was a sound of struggle in the kitchen, and then it went silent. Donald Trump tiptoed over to the kitchen door, glocking his gun as he moved. Whipple glocked his ginger hair. Mc moved over to the door and opened it with his sombrero. Inside was Chin Chin, having a seizure.

"My lord Chin Chin" Alt shouted as she ran to the dark lord's side. Chin Chin arched his back and stopped having a seizure for a second.p

"A BAUWS! THE POPA DA GIME DE CANCER ABAOWS, HE DIDND A GIME DA POOZY HE GAME DA CANCA!"

Altruvolant was thoroughly confused. Whipple walked up. "One sec I speak Retard, A WER DID E GO BAOWUS, WHE DIDA POPA GO?"

"E TUKA M CHROMOZOMES ANDA WEN DA DA VACAN CIITY BAOUWS, I A JUSTA WANTED DA POOSY BAOUSWWS."

"ITSA GON BE GOOD BAOUOS I WEL FEED YOUR CHILDDREN ABOAUWS"

"THANKSA BAOUOWS GETMA BACK MA CROMOZOMES"

Whipple stood up. "What did he say?" Alt asked.

"The Pope robbed him of his money and power and went to Vatican City."Whipple Replied

"Wtf how did you get that?"

Whipple glocked his ginger hair. He marched out the door of El Pitas de tu madre and proclaimed he would get back the Chromosomes, and left with Rl's burning body to keep him warm.

Everyone else, deciding not to get involved with this autism, stayed at El Pitas de tu madre, and waited for shit to happen.