OMG! I actually did not think I would get all of these lovely followers or reviews this quickly. I'm so happy! But, when I saw the story, I slapped myself in the face. It looked so damn short, and the title had a typo! Anyway, last time, Shizuo Heiwajima needed to move out of his brother's apartment. He moves to Ikebukuro-Estates, only to find Izaya?

Disclaimer: Damn, I don't own Durarara…rara… ra… ra… but I do own this specific fanfiction!

Chapter 2: Fines

"Ooo, Shizuo! That… hurts…" Izaya smirked wickedly.

"Just a little bit longer… then you'll be out of my hair for good!" Shizuo smiled back. Izaya was pinned against the wall. Shizuo had his hand tightly wrapped around Izaya's neck, strangling him. Mrs. Yamaha, the agent, was trying to pull Shizuo away from Izaya. Or pry him away, rather.

"Mr. Heiwajima! Stop! If you kill him, you'll be tagged as a murderer!" Mrs. Yamaha yelled.

"Yeah, Shizu-chan, listen… to the… old lady!" Izaya mocked. Shizuo finally released Izaya from his death grip. He decided to kill him later, when nobody is around.

"Old lady?! I'm only 25 and I'm trying to help you!" Mrs. Yamaha shouted.

"KEEP IT DOWN!" A voice shouted from the floor above. Shizuo now lived on the 3rd story of 5, so practically everybody could hear them. Mrs. Yamaha sighed.

"Look, I know that you two are enemies, but please try to get along. And, by the way, you need to pay for the damages you've caused just now!" Mrs. Yamaha sighed. Shizuo looked confused and Izaya looked bored.

"Damages…?" Shizuo questioned. They both looked around. Many knives were stuck in the walls. People peeked outside of their doors, frightened and shocked at the two men's behavior. Cracks and holes were formed from Shizuo's rampage. A man looked wide-eyed at Shizuo for busting his door down. "Oh shit." Shizuo mumbled to himself.

"Look what you did, Shizu-chan! The whole floor is destroyed!" Izaya laughed. Shizuo was about to punch Izaya again when the agent yelled for them to stop.

"Find a way to pay," Mrs. Yamaha said, "Or you can kiss your homes goodbye." Shizuo and Izaya were both surprised at the agent's sudden change of personality. Shizuo sighed and went down the hall. He needed to talk to Tom.

Shizuo met with Tom by a pub. They were at the back, so they wouldn't scare customers. Once they started talking, Shizuo explained the whole story to Tom. Tom laughed. "Small world, isn't it?" Tom teased.

"Will you shut the hell up? I'm in a freakin' serious situation here!" Shizuo yelled. He took out a pack of cigarettes that were in his pockets and lit one.

"Did you take out the whole apartment yet?" Tom joked. Shizuo glared at him. Tom finally realized that Shizuo was serious. "Aha… sorry. On the serious side, you didn't take out the apartment complex, right?" Tom asked, worried that his best friend might get arrested.

"Um, I sort of took out the third floor. Our agent got really angry." Shizuo chuckled. Tom looked up and took out his own pack of cigarettes. "I think she said that it costs, maybe 500 dollars." Shizuo said nonchalantly. Tom spat out his lit cigarette.

"500 dollars? What the heck did you, Shizuo?" Tom asked. Shizuo told Tom what happened during the fight, even about the stranger's door and how he might sue Shizuo. Tom shook his head. "Do you expect me to pay? Shizuo, I know you're my best friend, and I'm yours, but I can't do that much for you." Tom said. He looked down on the ground, where his cigarette lay beside his feet. "Damn… that was my last one…" Tom cursed.

Shizuo laughed. He handed Tom his pack. "Here. Have it." Shizuo gestured. Tom smiled and took the pack.

Shizuo stopped smiling. In fact, he scowled. "Smells like shit." He grumbled.

"Shizu-chan! I just knew you would be here!" A voice called. Shizuo looked around. "Shizu-chan! I'm up here!" The voice yelled. Shizuo looked up. Izaya. "Have you found a way to pay for the damage you caused to the building?" He asked.

"It was your own damn fault for pissin' me off in the first place!" Shizuo yelled. "Why are you here anyway?! It was peaceful before you got here!"

"I'm bored. I want to do something fun!" Izaya said, as if it were obvious. Shizuo's vein popped back up, but he refused to lose control.

"Go do it somewhere else. I don't feel like fighting a stupid flea." Shizuo said. Izaya raised his eyebrow and laughed.

"Really? Could it be that Shizu-chan is getting… fat?" Izaya asked. He put a lot of emphasis on "fat". Shizuo threw his cigarette on the ground and stepped on it. Shizuo picked up the dumpster that was about 2 feet away from him and threw it at Izaya.

"Here we go…" Tom sighed.

Shizuo walked back into his apartment room tired. He got charged a fine for 200 dollars when he destroyed half of the pub and scared away customers. "More money added to the list." Shizuo sighed. He went to his living room and slumped down on a chair. "Haa… it's nice to just sit back, and…" Knock Knock Knock…

"Who the hell comes to somebody's door at this time of night?!" Shizuo complained. The person knocked on the door again. Shizuo sighed and opened the door.

"Shizu-cha-" Shizuo slammed the door in Izaya's face. He was tired of that dirty bastard blaming him and teasing him for everything. The knocking started again. Shizuo tried to ignore it, but the knocking got louder and faster. Shizuo opened the door again. Izaya held out a box.

"You know, it was really mean of you to slam the door in my face like that," Izaya whined, "even when I got you this cigarette pack!" Shizuo looked closely at the box. It was his favorite brand. Shizuo squinted his eyes at Izaya.

"You did something to this, didn't you?" Shizuo asked with suspicion. Izaya held up his hands.

"How cruel! I didn't do anything to the pack! It's not even opened." Izaya said as if that was the meanest thing in the world. Shizuo took the pack and went back inside of the house. He threw the pack of cigarettes away.

"Like I'm going to use these." Shizuo snorted. The knocking started once again. Shizuo went back to the door, even though there was a chance that it was Izaya. "What do you want?" Shizuo asked, a little irritated at the bother. Izaya held out a slightly bigger box.

"You can't light the cigarettes without one of these!" Izaya smiled and opened the box. It was a lighter. Shizuo looked confused. Why was the flea being so nice to him?

Shizuo hesitantly took the lighter. "Go home." Shizuo said with a bit of agitation. Shizuo closed the door and walked back to the trash can. He grabbed the unopened pack of cigarettes. Maybe the flea isn't so bad. This is actually something good he's done since we've met. Shizuo mused. The knocking started again. Shizuo walked back to the door.

He opened it to find Izaya, again. "Will you stop it?! I'm trying not to get frustrated!" Shizuo said as calmly as he could. There was a limit to how much you could bother a tired man, even if you give him good presents. Izaya held out a bigger box, almost the size of a DVD case. "What's this?" Shizuo asked.

Izaya smiled. "You'll find out!" Izaya went across to his own room. Shizuo went back inside his own home, too. He opened to find himself getting even more pissed than he already was. There was a DVD inside. It said: "Stronger Men! Lose Belly Fat in Less Than 1 Month! 2 disc DVD…"

"The hell…?" Shizuo questioned. Then he remembered what happened earlier today. Shizuo chuckled softly. It was a deep, dark chuckle. "That bastard…" Shizuo threw the DVD in the trash. The knocking sound came once again. Shizuo swung the door open and yelled, "What the hell do you want?!" Only, it wasn't Izaya. It was a small looking boy with glasses on. He looked like the owner of the door that Shizuo busted down. "Oh! Uh…" Shizuo stuttered. He didn't want to hurt anybody that he didn't know. The boy ran screaming.

Shizuo went back inside of his apartment. "Oops…" He chided himself.

Izaya skipped back to his room, humming. "He should have freaked out by now!" Izaya laughed. He would have stayed to see Shizuo's reaction, but he didn't feel like meeting any other sidetracks like fines or other useless humans. He looked at his game board and stopped smiling. Then he started smiling again. "Oh, Shizu-chan, I have another game we can play!" Izaya swiped all of the game pieces onto the floor.

He picked up a white king and placed it on one side of the board. "Here, Shizzy, this is you. Your heart is still so pure; I can't afford for you to be the black king." Izaya smirked. He picked up the black king. "My past is very fitting for this role." He said and placed the king on the opposite side of the board. He picked up a white queen. Tom. He was like the right-hand man to Shizuo. He picked up the black queen. Shinra. Even though he wasn't very useful, he could still be used in upcoming events. He put other pieces on the board, making sure that everybody played a role.

"Well, well, let's see how we survive in this new game. I'll start first, tomorrow." Izaya laughed. He made the perfect game of endurance between him and Shizuo. He was going to make sure that one of them was in checkmate, and it wasn't going to be Izaya. Izaya walked out of his room to go to bed. Starting tomorrow, he was going to see just how far he could push the limits of Shizuo Heiwajima.

Dum Da Dum! Well, I dunno if it calls for that. From here, it may get a little slow before the good action, angst, and of course, yaoi! That's probably the main reason why you lovelies clicked on this story. Well, I will see you lovelies next week with a brand new chapter! BTW, how do you think Shizuo and Izaya are going to pay the fines?

*Shizuo's name is actually pretty ironic, compared to his personality. Heiwa means "peaceful" and Jima means "island". Shizu means "quiet", while O means "hero". So, Peaceful Island and Quiet Hero. What a way to express Shizuo.