Hi hi, Lovlies! Wow, it's been months. Ha… haha…. WRETCH

Well you know what? I was actually thinking of discontinuing this story since I don't think it's that… ah… good. But, I have to think about the few people who actually read this. Even if there's only one person who like the story, then I'll cater to that one person. I'll be replying to comments below the chapter, too. By the way, to the people who are reading this one, I think you'll love the one that's coming out soon huehue. In the previous chapter, Izaya plans to get rid of Shizuo once and for all, but in a way that's different than the 'norm'. So he's moved his piece, what will Shizuo do to move his own?

Disclaimer: I wish…..

Chapter 6: Revenge on a Silver Platter

"He…. He kissed you? As in kissed you? On the lips?" Tom made a face like he was smelling garbage for the first time. Shizuo ran his fingers through his hair, groaning at the memory. He sighed as he pulled out another cigarette.

"Yeah," Shizuo drawled, "The little bastard turned me around and before I knew it, I was being kissed by him. Of all people." Tom leaned back in his chair. They were at another pub, where the music was pretty low and they could have a good drink. He came over after Shizuo called him, complaining about needing a drink and needing to talk. Of course he complied, there was no problem there. He was just surprised that it was Izaya, of all people.

"I thought he hated you. Thought you were annoying?" Tom asked as he took a sip of his drink. Shizuo grumbled as he chugged his own down.

"Yeah, well, I guess not…" Shizuo trailed off. He couldn't believe that off all things that little flea could have done, it had to be that. He refused to believe it. Ten years of mocking, ten years of hate, and ten years of endurance could not boil down to that ugly piece of shit liking him.

"Well as they say, sometimes, when a person likes someone, they get under their skin. Get them on edge. Annoy them as much as possible. I don't know about wanting to do that for a decade, but hey, people are different." Tom shrugged. Shizuo groaned for the tenth time that night, and then put his head down. Tom patted his back. "You could always get revenge!" Tom laughed. Shizuo's head shot up at Tom's words. "H-hey now, don't-"

"Tom, that's a great idea!" Shizuo shouted, making customers look back at them. Tom sweatdropped as he looked at Shizuo.

"No, I was only joki-" Tom was interrupted by his friend again. Shizuo smiled angrily as he conjured up plans in his mind.

"Thanks a million, Tom! I'm gonna get that bastard." Shizuo hopped off of the barstool and rushed to the exit. Tom pinched the bridge of his nose as he realized his mistake. He tried one more time to stop him.

"Wait! Shizu….o…" Tom's voice faltered as he saw that Shizuo was gone. Oops…Tom thought.

Izaya spun around in his chair as he read over one of his client's reports. "So he's having an affair with his wife? I don't see why he wants me to jump in, his wife will most likely leave him anyway." Izaya giggled at the thought of his client begging his wife to stay with him, but his wife leaving anyway. He immediately grew bored of the subject and threw the report to the side. "Huu…. And now I'm bored again. Izaya sighed as he leaned back in his chair. He looked over to his right, where Shizuo should be living. "I wonder what he's doing? That idiotic protozoan is off from work, isn't he? He's been here for a month already, so I believe I've got his schedule right."

Izaya grabbed his coat and headed for the door. "I haven't paid him a visit in about a week since I've moved my piece, so maybe he needs a little push." Izaya happily skipped a few steps out of his doorway and turned right to Shizuo's door. He knocked a few times, waiting for the faux blonde to answer. Once he saw the door open, he snaked his way inside, quickly. He turned to see an extremely angry Shizuo glaring at him.

"Get out of my room." Shizuo said as calmly as he could. Izaya stood there as Shizuo held the door open.

"Why, Shizu-chan? It's been days since we last seen each other, never mind talk. Why can't I be in here with you?" Izaya put on his best 'cute' face and pouted.

"Izaya-kun…" Shizuo grumbled in a dangerously low voice. Shizuo still held the door open, breaking the doorknob as he glared. He didn't want to cause trouble since he already owes 700 dollars in fines, not including the poor doorknob.

He is so dumb. Izaya thought. He'll be rushing to fight me in a moment. I just have to make him as annoyed as possible. I can't get him to destroy his room to the point where it's not livable, though. Then I wouldn't be able to catch him. Let's see… what to do~

"Shizu-chan, you won't answer me?" Izaya looked down. "Oh look, how rude of me. I haven't even removed my shoes." Izaya smirked and went on as he pranced around in Shizuo's apartment. "Wow, Shizu-chan, it doesn't reek of cigarettes in here! I was sure that it would, what with your habit and all." Izaya wondered why Shizuo didn't hit him, why it was so quiet. He looked behind him, and Shizuo wasn't there. …when did the door close…? Izaya felt a sharp pull, and almost yelped.

Shizuo pulled him in for a kiss, which surprised Izaya. Izaya moved back, only for Shizuo to grab him again. "Hck…. Shi..shi-" Izaya tried to talk, which only made it worse. Shizuo took that moment to let his tongue travel inside of Izaya's mouth, making Izaya gasp. "Ahn-! St..sto-" Izaya couldn't do anything under Shizuo's brute force. Sure, a vending machine to the head was nothing. But Shizuo's full on attack made it difficult.

Izaya quickly grabbed for a knife in his pocket, only for it to be knocked away by Shizuo. "What do you think you're doing?" Shizuo growled in Izaya's ear as he pushed Izaya against the wall and held his arms up with one hand, and grabbed his waist with the other. He pushed up against him, making the other shiver with excitement. Izaya couldn't help it, but for the first time ever, he felt good. He despised it. All this time he never really had a romantic or sexual interest in humans. So why did it feel as great as his body was letting on?

Izaya moaned as Shizuo played with his tongue, almost not wanting to stop. He breathed into the taller male's mouth, as Shizuo did the same. Disgusting…Izaya thought. It's not good. It's not….Izaya lost it when Shizuo groaned against him, making him even more excited. He almost wanted more, but then, Shizuo stopped. He pulled back, staring at Izaya's flushed face, and wiping off the saliva that trailed down his chin.

"N…" Izaya stopped himself there. He looked down in thought, wide-eyed at what he was about to say. Was I really about to say no to him stopping? What… Izaya didn't get to finish his thoughts, because Shizuo cut them off. He looked at the man, who was breathing ruggedly just as he was.

"Paying you back…" Shizuo rasped, "…for that kiss I didn't give you. How rude of me." Izaya wiped his mouth, then went to the door. He opened it, then looked back halfway.

"…Apologies for the intrusion." He only said that, then shut the door behind him. He immediately ran to his complex next door, where he went to the room with his chess board. He laughed loudly and ran his fingers through his hair.

"Aw Shizu-chan, you idiot! Such a stupid way to play the game!" He smiled wickedly as he felt his face return to its normal temperature. "Using one king to attack another from across the board?! I knew he was stupid. That one doesn't count, you idiotic protozoan!" Izaya knocked the pieces to the floor, then picked up the black and white kings. He set them down to where they were on space apart, with the black king on its side, and the white king on the other. "But you caught me today," Izaya giggled, "so I'll play by your rules." He looked at the pieces on the floor, still breathing unnaturally.

"Now then." Izaya looked at the two kings placed in the middle of the board. "I meant to move slowly, practically, but I suppose that's not your style. So I'll play exactly as you do. My turn."

Shizuo went outside, taking his cigarettes with him. Wow, I meant to only rile him up. Didn't expect him to actually respond like that. Shizuo lit the cigarette, then blew out the smoke. Didn't expect myself to react like that either. That actually felt…. Shizuo didn't dare finish the thought. The mere thought of him… enjoying the flea's touch made him sick. "Was worth the reaction, though. I don't think I've ever seen him like that before." Shizuo chuckled as he remembered Izaya's shocked face, and how red it was, too.

"Well, I wouldn't mind if I saw him like that more often." Shizuo hid a dark smile from the passerby walking down the streets. "I'd be nice if I wasn't the one getting the short end of the stick." Shizuo chuckled darkly, looking up to where Izaya lived.

"Alright, Izaya-kun, it's on."

Whew! I can finally get stuff started between the two. So how was this chapter? Good? Bad? I liked writing this chapter, and I think I'll love writing the ones to come. Sorry this chapter is sort of short, but there will be more things to come. Yum! Please R&R! Thanks!