Nico
Percy
Ugh this book is so big!
Why are there so many word?!
Why can't I understand these words?
'When the hurlyburly's done,
When the battle's lost and won.'
Really? Who speaks like this anymore?
That's kinda the point. It is a book, of Shakespeare work. There are going to be a lot words, big words. Like hurlyburly, which is like disorder.
It's saying they are going to meet after all the turmoil is over. The next part is a paradox. It's talking about a battle being one by one armies POV but in the other's POV they lost.
Why couldn't they just say something like 'We will meet after the fucking war'
Because times were much more sophisticated back then
More like complicated and used too many big words!
Lol how have you gotten along this long without reading at least one of Shakespeare's works?
Well I slept through English and my ex was really super smart so she pretty muched dumbed everything down for me. Then I took a year off to move here and settle in, then I started college and got slapped in the face with Shakespeare and no super smart girl to dumb down my work
Must be really hard to not have a smart girl instead you get stuck with a me :P
I can live with that. You've already proven a friggin genius
How so?
By translating whatever the hell that was earlier! Lol
English, it was English. I guess can't expect a simple surfer dude to understand lol
Oh that would be nice! Put it in surfer language! 'Let's hang ten dude!' 'Wipe out!'
*rolls eyes* I will not stoop to your simplistic ways
Oh gods I can just imagine you trying to write a story in surfer lingo. That would be hilarious
I think that would be the day I stop writing
Fair enough lol
Ugh so many thou's!
I think it's time for a lunch break
Lunch sounds nice. I've been writing all morning. I guess I'll have Mexican today
I don't know what I want. Hmm most my friends are in class..
Wait! Frank just showed up. Guess I'm having In and Out :D
Nice. I'm going alone Bianca is at work being an adult and all -_-
Bianca? Is that your sister? I hate going out to eat alone. It's so boring
Yes she is. I don't go out much but if I do I am alone. It doesn't bother me
You need to get out more, see the beach, get some sun!
I like my house. It's nice and comfy and I don't have to see people
We need to work on that
Work on what?
Your people skills cuz clearly you don't have any
-_- some people like to keep to themselves you know
Blah blah. Everyone needs friends
Luckily you have me
I will bring you from your shell and make you a people person yet
Mhmm whatever you say
Just watch me
Yup as soon as you find me
I have my ways…
Gum and duct tape aren't going to help you much here I'm afraid
-_- I'll have to devise a new plan. One worthy of even Athena's praise
Something tells me you will never get that lol
Hurtful. I'll drown my sorrows in these fries, smothered in perfection
Ew. I prefer them plain tbh
However these chips and salsa are hitting the spot
You would like them plain, you are a plain man lol jkjk
If you think those are good you should of went to the place Leo took me. It was a little hole in the wall mom and pop place but it was AMAZING
Nice. I stick to my usual place. It's a little hole in the wall too
Really? What's it called?
La Luna
… Really?
Yea, is something wrong with that?
No it's just… that's where Leo took me the other day
Really now? That's interesting..
Interesting?! That means we live close by each other!
Or I just travel really far to eat
I don't need my gum and duct tape machine, I can just stake out all the Italian places along with La Luna and eventually find you!
One, you wouldn't even know if you found me
Two, if I saw you I could just walk away seeing as to how I know what you look like
Three, I'll just stay home and cook for a while. I'm sure you will give up eventually
You clearly don't know me. I will not give up until I get what I want!
If you say so. I'm sure you have to go to class at some point though lol
-_- don't remind me
I have another class tonight
You poor unfortunate soul
Did you just Little Mermaid me? And it's the Literature class, that hitman is sounding real nice right about now…
You wish and yes, yes I did. Go forth and learn the words of wisdom written by those who actually knew what they were doing
Disney ftw! I don't want to learn! I want to curl up in a ball and sleep!
Disney is pretty great… Maybe if you wouldn't of slept through high school this wouldn't be so hard. Just saying lol
What? and Depressing like Disney?! Has the world stopped spinning? Am I in an alternate universe? We don't speak of high school.. It was a different time lol
Yea yea, make fun of me. It's my guilty pleasure… High school was hell though, I will give you that but I didn't sleep through class!
Some of us learn, some of us sleep *shrugs* it's the order of life. Ok then, what's your fav Disney movie then?
That's a hard one. I like Hercules because of Hades but I don't like their portrayal of Zeus he was irl, for lack of a better work, a fuckboy. Then Mulan, don't really know why I've just always liked it lol
Were you a fuckboy in high school? You seem like it xD
What Frozen isn't on that list? It was like the best! I do agree with you on the Zeus part. He was a dick but Disney couldn't do that, it would ruin kids hopes and dreams. Mulan was good but Peter Pan is where it's at. Never growing old and fighting pirates for life while fighting? Now that's my cup of tea
I was not a fuckboy! I just get bored easily -_-
Percy listen to me about this whole Frozen thing.. You need to let it go…
Did you just…
Really?!
xD I couldn't help it. I saw the opportunity and I took it
I think you're the fuckboy here
You know what, just for that I won't help you with your paper anymore
How do you like that?
What?! Nonononononooooo
I take it back!
You are a god!
You are not a fuckboy!
I am not worthy!
Too late
'And, which is worse, all you have done
Hath been but for a wayward son,
Spiteful and wrathful, who, as others do,
Loves for his own ends, not for you.'
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
You will never know
No I won't because I'm going to curl up in a ball and cry now
Ok *shrugs*
You are so mean *sobs*
I only grow stronger with your sorrow
See I'm helping you, why can't you help me
Cuz you called me a fuckboy
You called me on first
No I said you sounded like you were one in high school
Same thing
Different thing
Na uh
Now you sound like a child. What's next, sticking out your tongue and calling me names?
Oh wait, you already did that
I haven't stuck my tongue out yet :P
There now I have
I'm moving you on the list
What?! That's a stalker list. Me acting like a child shouldn't move me!
I control the list and what I say goes
That's unfair!
Life's unfair
You're lucky I have to go to class now
I think you're lucky. I was only growing stronger with you loss
I didn't lose!
Whatever you say number 95
I will not lose my spot!
This is an injustice!
I demand a trial of my peers
Don't ignore me!
I'm sorry. What was that? I just woke up from this great nap
Oo sure, rub it in!
We have more pressing issues though
I refuse to be 95
*yawn* Refuse all you want, I control the list
This is not just! It's a stalker list. I didn't do anything wrong!
You called me names
Now you sound like the child lol
I'm allowed to. My list
-_- I will.. I will….
You will what?
I will tell everyone your Tumblr name
Do it
But remember
You swore on the River Styx you wouldn't
So let the curses flow
Damn it!
Called your bluff
You see the key to a good bluff,
You have to have to have the better hand
Ok poker guru -_-
So you are now back to square one and in position 95
I hate you /3
I get that a lot
Then maybe I need to try a different approach
Oo yea? Like what?
Maybe love and happiness is the way to go
Maybe if I smother you in those you will grow week and be forced to move me back
Oo no, happiness and love, my weaknesses
That's my new plan
-picture of a puppy-
-baby kittens-
-hearts-
3 3 3 3
Fine! Stop you win! Number 75 it is -_-
Ha I knew it!
For that, even more pain and heartbreak
What does that mean?
I might not be able to move you on the list but I can use my writing powers for more sorrow
I take it back!
Too late
Nick doesn't deserve that! He deserves to be happy!
You did this. I'll make sure to tell the readers also
You wouldn't! They would kill me!
Saves me some money
… You are worse than Hades
*shrugs*
We still haven't solved the original problem here…
And that was?
MACBETH!
What about him?
I need your help
I feel my brain turning to mush
Isn't that normal for you?
Har har…
Halp
Plz?!
I'll hate you forever
Well when you ask so nicely…
Nope
Why?!
Because it's funny to watch you beg
You are a sadist -_-
*shrugs*
Plz Nico?!
Pretty plz with a skull on top?!
If I say yes, you stop begging and where the fun in that
Uhh the fun is I get to pass my final?
See, beneficial to you but not to me
I gave you a writing idea
… Fair point
See I am useful at times!
Fine
Tomorrow
I have some things to take care of in the morning
I can live with that
G'night!
Night
Morning
Hello little ray of death
Ugh
You told me you would help me. It's noon
I think you are just messing with me
Trying to see how long it takes me to break
Well I'm breaking
And I'm starving
But that's besides the point
I NEED HELP
I don't think I can afford that kind of help, sorry
Also I told you I had some stuff to take care of
Meeting ran a bit long, not my fault
THERE YOU ARE
IT'S 2PM!
I thought you had abandoned me forever
If you keep talking like that I might
I'm sorry. I take it back!
That's better
Lol what kind of meeting did you have?
A business one
Business? You work?
Don't sound so shocked
I just thought.. I don't know what I thought really
Well I do. It's more of a 'stay at home and go in when I have something' type of job though
As little human interaction as possible. So like you lol
You are catching on lol
I'm not slow all the time!
Yes he is. Don't let him lie to you
I figured at much lol
Sorry that was my stupid surfer friend. He thinks he's funny. We just let him believe that
Lol what a great friendship
I would like to think so ^^
Lol how goes the paper?
Well I had to put it to the side. I have some homework to catch up on that's due like tomorrow
Slacker
Just a bit but it's easy. It's for economics. Just some definitions
Ew sounds bad
Not really. The class is chill and the teachers really cool
That's a plus I guess
Yea. So what are you up too?
Writing
Nick and Apollo?!
Uh no something else
Like what?
Like a book..
You're writing a book?! That's soo cool!
I might have already written a few books…
That's what your meeting was over wasn't it? You're a writer irl!
It's no big deal really. I needed money to live
It's kind of a big deal! What have you written? Maybe I've read it
I'm sure you haven't..
Just tell me the name
Plz?
*sigh* Fine
Mason Jax and the Lightning Thief
YOU WROTE THE LIGHTING THIEF SERIES?!
ALDKFJALDHAOPHGDAOHGDAOHG;AJHD;
Again with the not speaking english
I'm sorry.. It's just.. I really am in the presence of a god o.O
Those books are amazing! I read them all! I'm waiting for your new series to come out!
That's what the meeting was over. We are going into the proofreading stage and had to make sure everything was in order
I..I don't even know what to say..
Why?
Because your books are phenomenal and and.. Well I didn't think I would find you on a fanfiction site tbh
Well I can't really publish gay smutty gods now can I?
I guess not lol
It's just crazy
Wait so all that on the back of the book about the author..
It's made up. I didn't want my identity to get out. It's a pen name.
That's crazy!
Are you going to go all starstruck on me?
No..
Maybe..
Just a little…
I'll give you a signed copy of the book if you don't
That's only going to make my fanboy-ness worse!
So no signed copy?..
NO! I want it!
Are you going to hand deliver it?!
Ha nope. I'll have it mailed to you
You don't know my address
Well I know your name is Percy and you live near me. I assume you live in the dorms at the college in town. I'm sure it won't be too hard to track you down
I think you are the number one stalker
That's why I will never be number one
You will always be at the top of the list
I'm not a stalker.. I just get things done
Yea sure, if that's what you wanna call it….
Ok it is in the mail
Um wut?
A signed copy of the Lightning Thief is it's on way to you
Unless you wanted one of the other books?
No I'm just shocked
You actually found me lol
I told you it wouldn't be that hard. I just called the school and told them I had a fan by the name of Percy and he attended college there and I would make a donation to their library if they so kindly delivered the a special book to him when it arrived
They gladly gave me your name and agreed
Be expecting more Shakespeare to arrive in the library soon
Really? You couldn't like send something like Captain Underpants?
Please tell me you did not just say that…
It was a joke! I kid!
I was really going to disown you then
But really, Shakespeare? You did that in spite of me
I also made sure Dantes Inferno and some Edgar Allen Poe were among that. Everything else I left up to my manger. No telling what he will throw on that list
Hopefully something worthwhile -_-
Dantes Inferno is a great read
Yea if you can read it..
It's not that bad. You are so dramatic
Your point?
That you need to quit being a baby :P
I will be a baby if I want to! They get to eat and sleep all day without a care in the world
Yea they also can't talk, can't walk, and use the bathroom on themselves
Valid point….
I know it is
Smart ass
I try
You don't have to try hard -_-
I'll just use magnanimous words, how does that sound?
Sounds like a headache :(
Lol you make it so easy
I don't try!
I know, that's what makes it fun ha
Mean :.(
What to make for dinner?
I say you go to La Luna
Why is that?
So I can drag Leo along and ambush you
That would be a negative. I told you, I was staying in so you couldn't find me
This isn't fair
You know where I live and my name
Yet I know nothing about you
And you call yourself a stalker
I say slacker
-_- I'm trying! My amazing stalking device is failing me :/
Maybe you need some new gum lol
Maybe I just need you to tell me
Nope. Pizza for dinner it is
Pizza for breakfast. La Luna for dinner :D
Negative ghost rider
*pouts* Fine. I guess I'll find something else to eat
Ramen noodles it is…
Ew. Those are nasty
It's a feast befitting a college kid
Glad I skipped that part .
It's not that bad in all its plastic goodness
Pizza has been ordered and it should be here soon
Tease -_-
You have ramen
It's really not that great ok.. I hate it :/
What happened to its plastic appeal?
It's really cheap and easy to make
I guess you would need something childproof to make
Ha ha you are just the joker aren't you
Well when the butt of the joke is you, you pretty much make fun of yourself
I would go cry in a corner but that would only fuel you so instead I'm going to dance around my room to uh
Let's see
Maroon 5
You have fun with that. I would have pegged you more for a NSYNC kinda guy xD
Maybe I am
You will never know
Just hit me with the truth,
Now boy you know you're more than welcome to
So, give me one good reason
Baby come on
Knew it :P
Just goes to show that you you like them too
Or I could have just googled the lyrics and sent them to you
Oh so now I'm just another player in your game for two?
Don't really wanna make it tough but I've had enough
All that surround you are secrets and lies
I will not be your strength and I will not give you hope
HA proves my point! You like NSYNC. No way you could reply that fast if you were googling it
What does that say about you really tho? Like we already know I'm gay
… Can I plead the fifth?
Too late
I know your secret
I'm going to tell everyone
You don't talk to anyone so I think I'm safe
I'll tell all my readers
They don't know me so I'm fine
Oo I forgot, I'll add your Tumblr and tell them you are single and ready to mingle
That's evil -_-
I guess I'll have to tell them..
Uh
Nothing, you have nothing on me xD
I could tell them you wrote the Lightning Thief
And they wouldn't believe you
Pizza's here!
Yea yea rub it in x.x
Mhhm pineapples and pepper pizza
UH WUT
Don't knock it till you try it
I think I'll stick to simple pepperoni for me. Thanks anyway
*shrugs* More for me :D
NOM NOM
I still haven't gotten up to make my noodles
The kitchen is too far
And these covers have accepted me as one of their own
If I leave now, I fear they will not take me back
You call me strange for writing in pj's
You think the blankets are actual friends
Wait
Is that who Leo and Frank are? Are they just blankets you take with you everywhere?
No -_- they are real people. Look
-picture of Percy, Frank, and Leo at the beach-
Huh? All I see are you and two blankets..
Maybe you really do need help
Very funny! Ha ha
I'm too busy with this pizza to care
Jerk. I can't even cry about it
Sucks to suck
Rude :.( now I really am going to cry
Good. Now I have pizza and your tears to sustain me
….
Keep em coming. I'm on my third slice of pizza. All this power, I don't know what to do with it
… There was a knock on my door… I don't wanna get up
My roommate is gone tho
I have to get up
Lazy ass…
So the strangest thing just happened…
You actually moved?
Ha ha yes but no
A pepperoni pizza just showed up at my door
Paid for
You wouldn't know anything about that would you?
… Nope nothing at all. I've been eating my pizza too busy to care about you tbh
Then why are there NSYNC lyrics on the box?
Hmm maybe the pizza place knew you were gay?
I'm not gay just because I like NSYNC! Straight men can like it too
Kind of like how all the members were 'straight'?
… I'm just going to eat my pizza in the safety of my blanket fort
You would
You're just jelly
I am not a sandwich spread
Hey I could be peanut butter and you could be jelly and we would make for a nommy sandwich ^^
I'd rather not thanks
Hater. You're not allowed into my blanket fort…
Don't tell me you actually have one…
… no …
Maybe
I put a desk chair in between mine and my roommates beds and then ran blankets from it to each bed and over the desk. Then I threw all the pillows and the rest of the blankets on the floor and made a fort…
-picture of Percy on a bunch of pillows under a blanket with a slice of pizza-
Wooooow are you like 5?
No.. I'm 20 thank you and I'm quite comfy also
I'm just relaxing on my couch eating pizza and trying to find something to watch. I'm quite comfy in my pj's with my fuzzy blanket
Always with the pj's
Ooooo if you are on Netflix then watch uh.. what's it called.. something No Kiss List
Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List?
Yes that's the one
Can I please just make a comment about how there is a GAY guy in it?
The concept it good! And I like Victoria Justice!
If this is bad then I will be very upset with you
It's good I promise!
I'll hold you too that
Hold on!
Don't start it!
I wanna watch it with you!
How are you going to watch it with me?
We are going to hit play at the same time. Duh!
You realize there is going to be a delay right?
Ugh you make this so complicated. Fine then. Here is my number -insert number- call me and we will hit play at the same time :P
Hello?
Nico!
You really do yell in real life.
I get excite.. You know what, ignore that. You are just gonna call me a chihuahua again.
You do learn quick. Ha.
You're voice is really deep, like I was not expecting that.
And you're just as I pictured.
I'm not even going to ask. Are you ready to hit play?
I've been ready. I was rudely interrupted though.
I wanted to watch the movie too!
Then let's get a move on.
Okay, okay. On three we hit play.
One.
Two.
Three.
Okay it's starting.
Same here, now to snuggle up in this fort and enjoy the show.
I think I'll stick to my couch. Less work and I don't have to tear it down later.
I won't have to tear it down. I might actually sleep in it.
What about your roommate?
What about him? I'll give him some pillows and he can have a blanket and he can sleep in the fort too!
I feel sorry for him.
Why?
Having to put up with a roommate like you.
Hurtful. I mean at first we didn't get along but now we're best friends!
I think it might take someone as slow as you to actually put up with you.
That's not nice! He's a good guy.
I'm not deny that fact. I'm just saying he must be special also.
Haha good one. Watch the movie. You're distracting me.
You're the one taking.
SHHH.
The two start to watch the movie, making a few comments here and there but mostly watching the show. Near the end the line goes silent as both boys fall asleep, Percy snoring lightly and Nico sleeping silently as death.
A/N: Aww lookie! They talked on the phone! Gods this chapter was super long. However I just finished chapter 8 and Gods that was even worse. I never thought it would end! So anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed!
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