Welcome Back, Wally

Chapter 4

"so… let me get this straight… Zoom impersonated Wally and is locked up in the Watchtower while the REAL Wally is actually in Central City?" Batman asked

"yes" Wally answered

"Wally; what's your favourite Lionel Richie song?" Huntress asked

"Hello" Flash answered

"who joined the Brooklyn Dodgers in the 40s?" Huntress asked

"Jackie Robinson" Flash said

"who performed My Heart Will Go On?" Huntress asked

"Celine Dion" Flash answered, a bell ringing, applause echoing

"it's him! It's the real Wally Prince" Hush announced, as it suddenly started raining tons and tons of dollars

"what the?" Green Arrow asked before getting buried in a mound of gold coins

"so… what about Zoom?" Hawkgirl asked

"don't worry guys. WE can take care of him, right bro?" Wally asked

"you betcha. It's good to have you back" Barry said happily

"well… see you in a… oh, you get it" Wally groaned, him and Barry dashing off

…

"so… Caitlin, you look great" Hawkgirl exclaimed

"thanks! I feel 30 pounds lighter after havin' the baby" Killer Frost said warmly

"ok, so… at least we can make it on foot, right?" Green Arrow asked

…

"you and your ideas" Batman growled, glowering angrily at Green Arrow

"just shut your mouth and keep walking" Green Arrow deadpanned

"are we there yet?" Kara asked

"that's it. I'm jumping off the bridge" Green Arrow groaned, before Batman grabbed him by the ear and dragged him forward

…

"hegahdserfhgaFREEFGHRHNTNRDIDDFNGGHIJHJIH" Zoom gibbered as soon as Barry and Wally answered

"uh… Hunter? Are… you ok? In… more mental terms?" Wally asked nervously as soon as Zoom's brain oozed out of his ear and splattered on the floor

"oh God…" Barry retched, before vomiting on the floor in disgust and horror

"oh will you suck it up, it's just a… oh Jesus Christ Superstar, what the heck IS that thing?" Wally gasped in horror

"um… Zoom's dead" Neron said

"what?" Wally asked

"Zoom's dead, baby, Zoom's dead" Neron said, sounding like Ving Rhames from Pulp Fiction

"…what kind of a comeback is THAT?" Wally asked incredulously

"a kind of comeback from AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE" Superman bellowed

"WHAT?" Wally, Barry and Neron gasped in shock

"Really?" Neron said

…

"Wally, wake up, for God's sakes" Two-Face yelled, beating Wally over the head with a pillow

"what? What is it?" Wally asked, waking up

"you alright?" Hippolyta asked

"I… I had the weirdest dream Zoom impersonated me, and Batman moved in with Barry and Caitlyn, and-and there was this brain on the floor…and something about Neron joining the JLA" Wally babbled, everyone absorbing this before bursting into hysterical laughter

"well I guess it was a dopey dream, anyway" Flash murmured, laying back down before shrieking as Zoom laid next to him

"hiiii" Zoom said creepily

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Wally screamed

"Hehehehehe I'm a real bastard, alright" Batman snickered to the camera