Title: "School Project"

Chapter: 2 – The Bastard, the Bitch and Destiny

Author: Uke

Rating: T

Pairing(s): Ryo x Edo (Zane x Aster), Manjyome x Shou (Chazz x Syrus), and Johan x Judai (Jesse x Jaden).

Genre: Humor, crack and romance.

A/N: I wanted to get this chapter up earlier yesterday, but that just didn't happen. xx; Ah well, I promised that I would get this up over the weekend so it's still over the weekend and that means it's all good!! Before anything I just wanted to say thank you so much for all of your reviews!! I feel REALLY special and I'm glad that all of you like this story!! This is the most reviews I ever got on a story before, hehe. So thank you, all of you, again. I love you all of you so much!! Free hugs and cookies to all!!! This chapter is dedicated to my stuffed animal, Mr. Bunny, who was sadly chewed up by my ugly MONSTER of a dog, Dakota. RIP Mr. Bunny, Uke loves you.

Warnings: Shounen-ai (BOY x BOY relationships), sexual themes, cursing, crack, EXTREMELY gay and heterophobic boys, and OOC-ness.

Disclaimer: I really wish I owned Yugioh GX but I know I never will…

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In the house of Edo Phoenix, Edo and his boyfriend were seen, sitting side by side on the living room couch. Currently, Ryo was glaring angrily at a wall as his boyfriend sat beside him, the mechanical baby from school in his arms.

"Hm…what do you think of this outfit for her?" Asked Edo. Ryo turned to see that the "baby" was dressed in a black and white Lolita-styled dress, complete with the black frills and white lace. Ryo's jaw nearly dropped, "What the fuck is that!?" He asked, shocked that he was actually seeing this.

Edo stared blankly at Ryo's reaction, thinking that it was unnecessary. "What the fuck does it look like?" Imitating Ryo's tone. "I dressed her up! I didn't like the clothes that she came with, so I decided that I would change them. Do you like it?" Ryo shook his head to try and rid himself of the shock. "Like it!? No, now I think you're completely insane. Why the HELL would you dress the damn thing!? It's not even real!! The thing could stay in a freezer completely naked and it wouldn't know the damn difference." Edo glared at the bluenette, "Do you WANT me to keep the 'thing' naked?" Ryo folded his arms and looked away, "…It has a plastic vagina so no, not really. But if you keep it in the freezer I won't really care. At least I won't see it."

Edo rolled his eyes and then glared. "Well too fucking bad, I'm not going to keep Destiny in the freezer!! I'm going to dress her up and take care of her like we're SUPPOSED to!!" Ryo glared down at the teen right back, "You're having fun with this stupid project, aren't you!?" Edo stuck his tongue out cutely, "Well yes. I am, actually." He smiled at the mechanical baby in his arms, "Dressing her up is fun…and I like taking care of her." Ryo looked annoyed, "Can you stop calling it 'her' and 'Destiny'?! It's making me sick, that THING isn't alive!!"

Edo seemed to look angrier at Ryo's words, "Well this THING happens to be a girl, and this THING's name happens to be Destiny!!" Ryo clenched his fists though he knew very well that he'd never hit Edo in a million years and wasn't planning on doing it now. "You really are completely insane." He decided, "You officially lost your mind." Edo narrowed his eyes at Ryo, "At least I actually care about this project. You don't seem to care about it at all!!" "Good job!! I DON'T!! It's a stupid project and it's wasting my time!!" Ryo hated this project from the moment it was assigned and he wanted to make it known. He never wanted to be a father, and he certainly didn't want to pretend to be a father with a plastic doll that cried on its own. He was above this…or so he thought.

Edo knew how stubborn Ryo was so he just held Destiny close, and turned away from him. "Well if it's such a waste of your time then why are you even at my house anyway?! If you're so busy and all!!!" Ryo stared at the silver-haired teen and then suddenly felt pathetic and a little stupid. He knew that even if they didn't have this project he'd still be at the house with Edo. He sighed and looked away stubbornly, "…Just because I hate this project doesn't mean I hate you." Edo flipped his hair, "Well if you don't hate me then stop complaining and actually help me out like you're supposed to!"

Ryo just mumbled and put his arm around Edo as if to say that he would. This caused Edo to smirk at feel proud of himself.

But the quiet didn't last long because the next thing the two teens knew the mechanical baby started to cry.

Ryo twitched and stared at the "baby". "What.The.Fuck, make it stop!" Edo glared up at Ryo, "Don't be a moron, you knew that this is what the baby does!! And besides, this is YOUR fault!! It's probably crying because it heard what a bastard you were being!" Edo flipped his hair again. Ryo glared down at his boyfriend, "Are you kidding me!? This isn't my fault at all! It's probably crying because you're a bitch!!" Edo stood up, in front of Ryo to show just how angry he was at the bluenette's comment. "EXCUSE me?! Well this BITCH is taking care of this baby better than you are!! Now shut the fuck up and why don't YOU make her stop crying for once!?" With that, Edo roughly shoved the mechanical child into Ryo's arms.

Ryo just stared at the "baby" before glaring at Edo yet again. And was it just him or did the "baby" seem to cry even louder when Edo did so?

"Give me the damn keys for it." Ryo said, in almost a mumble. Edo just handed him the set of keys roughly, without saying anything. He stared up at the bluenette, almost interested at how he was going to handle this. Ryo nearly ripped the keys out of Edo's hand and randomly shoved the "sleep" key into Destiny's back. Nothing.

He then tried the "food", key. Still nothing.

Now annoyed, he mumbled something right before trying the "diaper", "burp", "play", and "attention" keys into her back in that order. Still nothing.

Ryo was really angry now. This "baby" was ticking him off even MORE. "This thing isn't going to fucking stop!!" He shoved the "emergency" key into the baby's back but the crying still didn't stop.

Ryo's patience was finished. "This thing is broken, I KNEW it was good for nothing!!" He threw the "baby" onto the floor while growling.

Edo glared up at Ryo, shocked that Ryo would actually do that. "YOU'RE the one who's good for nothing, and don't you dare throw Destiny!!" He picked the mechanical baby up. "Obviously you don't know what the hell you're doing, let ME handle me." Edo stared at the baby with a concentrated expression on his face. Taking the keys from Ryo he then slid the "food", "burp", and "sleep" keys into Destiny's back. As soon as he was finished, the "baby" stopped crying.

Edo smiled, obviously proud of himself. "See? That's all there is to it! It's simple, you just need to show her a little love." Ryo was shocked that Edo was able to do it so easily. WHY was it that Edo could beat Ryo in everything!? He was now frustrated that he couldn't do it, annoyed because he was hating this project more and more every second, and even a little jealous that Edo was able to make the baby stop crying when Ryo couldn't.

"…I'm finished." Ryo got up from the couch and turned his back from Edo as if he was going to walk away. Edo glared at Ryo, and the bluenette was able to feel the intensity of the younger teen's glare against his back. "Where do you think you're going!?" Yelled Edo in an accusing voice. Ryo turned to Edo again and glared at him right back. "Where do you THINK I'm going!? I'm leaving!! I can't take this damn project anymore!!!"

Edo pouted slightly before glaring again. He held Destiny close against his chest, "Well fine, then!!!" He said, "Leave me here alone with your child!!!"

Ryo paused at these words and his eyes widened slightly. He stared at Edo half disturbed and half shocked. "…My child?" He asked, "…Edo, you know that thing isn't my kid, right?" Edo pouted again and looked away from the taller boy. "Of course I know, I'm not stupid!! But for this project it IS our child and I'm trying to treat it like that." He looked up at Ryo was his cutest face to try and make the bluenette feel guilty. "Now why don't you just leave already!? I don't need you!! I could easily be a single parent!! You just BETTER pay me child support, you bastard!!!"

Ryo stared at the silver-haired teen in shock. Edo really did go insane. There was no more doubt left in Ryo's mind of that.

But still, Ryo knew that he'd feel bad if he left the house now, fake baby or not. He couldn't do this to Edo and though he knew Edo would be able to manage this project on his own without any help from Ryo at all, he didn't want to just leave without even trying. Ryo was never one to give up and he wasn't going to start now.

He sighed and placed his hands on Edo's slender shoulders. "Fine. Whatever. I'll stay, alright? I'll stay and help you with…Destiny."

Edo smiled, feeling proud of himself yet again. "Great! I knew you'd see things my way!" Ryo's sea-blue eyes narrowed at the teen, he knew very well that this was Edo's plan all along and it got him angry again but he knew better than to act on his anger.

Ryo sat back down on the couch, with Edo joining him and stared blankly down at Destiny. "I just don't get why you're so into this damn project. You never care about school before, you never even try. You already have a friggin' PHD so you don't even have to be in school right now." Edo blinked up at his boyfriend. "Well I just think that it's stupid not to get into this project. It's easy and I'll feel bad failing something that's so easy." Ryo just stared at Edo. "…Taking care of a pretend baby is anything but easy." Edo smiled again and poked Ryo's cheek. "Just because you can't do it Bastard-kun, doesn't mean that it's not easy."

Ryo's eyes narrowed again with Edo's words, but he decided to just drop it. With a sigh he leaned down and kissed Edo's forehead and put his arm around the younger teen once more. "…I guess I'll try my best. And if worst comes to worst we still have you for this project." Edo smiled and leaned his head against Ryo's shoulder. "Thank you, Ryo-kun! That's all I wanted to hear from you today…I just wanted you to say that you'd try."

Ryo actually smiled too and felt a lot happier and more relaxed now. He placed a hand on Edo's chin to slowly lift Edo's face up so he'd look at him. Leaning in, Ryo got ready to kiss the smaller teen. Edo started to lean up and in too, their lips inches apart…

And just then the "baby" started to cry again. Edo quickly pulled away from Ryo, "I think she probably wants to play now." Edo smiled and pulled the keys out again, getting ready to treat Destiny.

Ryo just sat there, frozen in position. Was Edo actually SERIOUS?! He stopped in the middle of a kiss with Ryo just to stop a mechanical baby from crying!? Ryo couldn't believe it and he strongly felt that Edo's priorities were off at this moment.

Ryo folded his arms and looked away again, feeling let down, angry and annoyed once more. He mumbled under his breath feeling jealous again that Edo didn't even notice, "I think this baby is going to force us apart."

-END OF CHAPTER 2-

A/N: I hope you all liked that!! I tried my best…Ryo and Edo were fighting the whole chapter. XD Please R&R and wait patiently for Chapter 3!!