Title: "School Project"
Chapter: 4 – Gravity Sucks
Author: Uke
Rating: T
Pairing(s): Ryo x Edo (Zane x Aster), Manjyome x Shou (Chazz x Syrus), and Johan x Judai (Jesse x Jaden).
Genre: Humor, crack and romance.
A/N: And finally…the moment you've all been waiting for…how Johan and Judai are doing with their kid!! I know all of you are Spiritshippers…half of the world are Spiritshippers, I swear. XD Anyway, I'm sorry I didn't get this chapter up sooner…I wanted to do it last week because I was trying to set a goal of updating this every weekend, but that just didn't happen obviously. D: And then all this week I've been busy, lazy and distracted…so I never got the right moment to update this. But I hope that this chapter was worth the wait anyway!! Please continue to R&R!!
Warnings: Shounen-ai (BOY x BOY relationships), sexual themes, cursing, crack, EXTREMELY gay and heterophobic boys, and OOC-ness.
Disclaimer: If I owned Yugioh GX it would probably be rated XXX. :D
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It was a beautiful morning. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, the streets were quiet, and everything was peaceful and relaxed.
As you looked down a certain block in a certain neighborhood…things seemed to be as normal and as quiet as could be. No noise, no chaos, nothing unusual at all…
And as you neared a certain house at the very end of the certain block in the certain neighborhood, things seemed to stay normal. The outside of the house looked like the outside of any house. It had a door, windows, some bushes and a tree in the front lawn…
It was when you stepped inside this said house that you would see that here; everything was the exact opposite of quiet, chaos-free and peaceful.
The house of Judai and Johan.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Was the sound that was heard as soon as you stepped foot into the house. A loud, annoying, piercing sound that could only belong to that of the mechanical baby from school, that was named "Ruby", by the two boys who nearly mirrored each other completely. So you would think that one of the two boys would take out the keys and try to make it stop crying, right?
"HEY, JOHAN!!!" Said Judai's voice, outgoing and happy as always. "LET'S PLAY CATCH AGAIN!!! THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!" Johan grinned happily and quickly nodded, "Good thinking, Juuchan!! I think Ruby likes it too!!" Judai nodded too, happily grinning in agreement, "Of course he does!! Playing catch is so much fun!!"
The two boys then got into position, standing at different sides of the room. Johan rushed over to the couch, scooping the crying mechanical baby in his arms. He took his stance, and stood there across from Judai. "Are you ready, Judai?" Judai nodded and smiled excitedly, putting his arms out. "Ready!"
Johan threw the "baby" across to Judai, causing Judai to jump up and catch it. Judai giggled, "I caught it, I caught it!" Johan giggled too, "Good job, Juuchan! You're really good at this game!" Judai felt proud of himself, and got ready to throw Ruby back to Johan. "Your turn now!! Try and catch THIS!!" He threw the "baby" as hard as he could across the room and Johan had to run a bit back to try and catch it. He did, though, and smiled feeling successful.
"Wow, Judai, good throw!!" Judai did his usual hand-symbol, "Gotcha!" He exclaimed, using his usual trademark. And all the while Ruby could do nothing but cry, not ceasing the "tears" especially from what Judai and Johan were doing with him.
The game went on for a few minutes, the mechanical baby being tossed back and fourth…back and fourth…back and fourth…both boys trying to win a game that couldn't really be won anyway.
It was Johan's turn to throw Ruby again. "Okay Juuchan, get ready…!!! This time I'm going to throw it even better than before, so good luck!!" Judai backed up to get himself prepared, and held out his arms again. "I'm ready for anything!!" Johan smiled happily and then threw the mechanical baby up over his head as hard as he could.
Judai desperately tried his hardest to catch it but the thing came at him too fast. Next thing he knew the "baby" crashed into the lamp instead, and Judai fell over from surprise.
Instead of worrying about the fact that a lamp had just been broken from throwing a mechanical baby around, Johan completely ignored the crash and ran over to Judai's side. "Juuchan! Are you okay?" He held out his hand to his little uke. Judai nodded and smiled, taking Johan's hand to get back up. "I'm fine…" He laughed while rubbing the back of his neck. "I guess I couldn't catch it that time…" Judai pouted slightly. Johan laughed and then pat the brunette on the head, "Its okay, Judai, there's always next time!"
Judai smiled and nodded, "Of course!! And next time I'll get YOU!!" Johan giggled, "Is that a promise?" "Of course it is!!" Judai and Johan then looked at each other very closely. "Hm…are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Asked Judai. Johan nodded, "Let's go eat!!" And with that the two boys linked their arms and skipped off in unison to find something to eat in the kitchen.
It was then that Ruby stopped crying, his program realizing that he wasn't going to get attended to. Though, either way, the two "clones" didn't notice a difference.
A few hours went by and soon enough the mechanical baby started to cry again. Johan and Judai, who were busy having a staring contest in the bedroom, both looked up when they heard the sound. "Do you hear that, Johan-kun?" Asked Judai, looking up to his bluenette boyfriend. Johan nodded, "I do…that sounds like Ruby!" He took Judai's hand, "C'mon! We hafta make him stop crying!" The two boys ran at full speed back into the room where the neglected "child" was laying on the floor.
Judai was the one that picked Ruby up. He held it up over his head, staring at it closely. "Hm…yup! He's definitely crying!" Johan giggled, "Good observation, Judai!" He said, "But how are we supposed to make it stop?" Both boys stared at the "baby", trying to think of what it could possibly want. Suddenly, Judai got an idea. He jumped up and down excitedly, "OH! OH!" He said, grinning at Johan. "Ruby's probably hungry! He probably saw us eating after we played catch, so he got jealous and now wants to eat too!" Johan stared at Judai in amazement, "That's so true!!" He said, "Poor Ruby…we didn't even think to get him food!!"
Judai made a sad face at that, "Does that mean we're bad parents?" Johan twitched slightly at Judai's sadness, "N-no, of course not!" He smiled brightly, "We're the best parents EVER and Ruby loves us!!" Judai couldn't help but smile now too, "Do you really think so?" Johan nodded, "I KNOW so!" Judai giggled, feeling much better at Johan's words. "Well in that case…let's go give Ruby-chan some food and prove what good parents we are!"
The two boys then ran into the kitchen, and Judai threw the "baby" onto the table. Both boys then started rustling through the fridge, drawers, cupboards…every spot in the kitchen to find food for Ruby. "What do babies eat?" Judai asked, looking up at Johan. Johan pulled out a small container of vanilla pudding. "They eat soft stuff! Like pudding!" Judai's eyes light up, "That baby has good taste! Pudding is yummy!" After getting out a spoon, Johan opened up the container of pudding and started to try and feed the "baby". He then pouted when he did, "Aaw…Ruby's not opening his mouth…he's not eating!" Judai pouted too, "But why? Does he not like pudding?"
Johan seemed shocked, "But everyone likes pudding!" Judai nodded, "That's true…maybe Ruby wasn't hungry anyway." Johan stared at the "baby" closely again and then his eyes widened. "Wait a second…Judai! We're not supposed to REALLY feed the baby!" He giggled, "We're supposed to use the keys to make his crying stop!!" Judai found great amusement at what Johan said and immediately started laughing, "You're right!! What were we thinking?!"
Johan, who was still giggling, pulled the set of keys for the baby out of his pants pocket. "Let's try this again!" He said, pulling up Ruby's shirt to find the slot for the keys. "Hm…now…" Johan looked extremely concentrated, "We need the…food one!" He held up the key successfully and shoved it into Ruby's back. The crying didn't stop.
Judai frowned, "But…but…!! Ruby's still crying!" Johan flailed, not understanding what he could've done wrong. "Let me try the other keys…" Johan tried all of them…attention, play, burp, diaper and then finally emergency. Still nothing.
Judai looked shocked, "YOU can't make it stop crying!?" Johan felt defeated and bad that he couldn't do it. "…I guess I'm not a good parent after all…" He looked down sadly. Judai felt horrible that the bluenette now looked sad so he took Ruby from him, glaring at the "baby" in his arms.
"You're bad!! Bad, bad, bad!! Johan-kun is MAGICAL and his magic didn't affect you!? And now you made him sad!! How can you make a boy that loves rainbows SAD!?" Obviously the "baby" didn't say anything and just continued to cry. Judai started to get frustrated, "Why don't you answer me?! Do you just hate us both!? What did we ever do to you!? We even played catch with you!!" The crying continued.
Johan couldn't help but smile at how hard Judai was trying. "Aw, don't worry about him, Judai!! He probably is just mad at us for some reason. I'm okay! See? See?" He grinned brightly to show the brunette that he was happy again. Judai smiled too, "Okaaaay…if you're sure." But we have to do one last thing…Judai then lifted the mechanical baby's shirt again and found the battery case underneath the slot. Opening it, he pulled out the batteries and the crying stopped right away. Judai grinned, feeling proud of himself, "I did it!!" He said, "I made the crying stop!!"
Johan giggled, "But Judai…you just took the batteries out!!" Judai nodded, "I did but Ruby's throat was probably hurting from all of that crying anyway…I'm sure he feels a lot better now!" Johan's emerald eyes widened in amazement, "You're right!!" Judai placed a finger to his lips in thought, "Still…I wonder why Ruby was crying so much…"
Johan sat down on a chair at the kitchen table and leaned his head on his hand to think too. "Hm…I wonder too…" It was then that Johan thought of something, "Wait a second! I think I know!!" Judai tilted his head to the side questioningly, "You do?" He asked. Johan smiled, "Maybe Ruby's like a baby bird!! You know when the baby bird is chirping a lot and then its mom pushes it out of the nest and the baby bird flies away and stops chirping?" Judai's eyes widened, "RUBY WANTS TO FLY!!" Johan stood up again and flailed excitedly, "YES, YES, EXACTLY!!!" Judai picked the "baby" up again, "But do you think Ruby-chan's ready to fly, yet?"
Johan started to walk upstairs with Judai following him. Johan then opened up the blinds and opened the window, "There's only one way to find out…right? Besides, I think he is. And if worse comes to worse, the rainbow will always save him!" Judai smiled happily, completely believing in his lover. "Then let's give it a try!! I'm sure that Ruby will be happy that we're at least letting him try!!" Johan quickly nodded, "Uh huh, uh huh!" He then took the "baby" from Judai and held him out the window. "Are you ready Ruby-chan?" Johan asked with a smile. Obviously the mechanical baby didn't say a word.
Together, both boys spoke. "One…two…THREE!" And at the sound, Johan dropped the baby from his arms letting the baby fall out the window. But instead of flying away like the two boys expected…
The baby dropped straight to the pavement.
Johan and Judai just stared, not saying a word with, their eyes completely widened and their jaws dropped. Finally, Judai spoke. "I…don't think that Ruby was ready to fly yet." Johan nodded, "…I don't think so either…"
Johan and Judai stared out the window a little longer and then slowly looked back up, staring at each other with the blankest face either of them could ever manage.
"…Uh oh…"
-END OF CHAPTER 4-
A/N: The moral of this story is…don't let Judai and Johan EVER watch your kids. Baaad things will happen. XD;; I guess the real question is this; WHY would anyone leave Johan and Judai alone in a house together anyway? x-x; I had a lot of fun writing this chapter too and I hope that you guys liked it and aren't TOO angry at me for having to wait so long for it. Please stay tune for chapter five, we'll get to see a follow up for Ryo, Edo, and Destiny!!