Title: "School Project"

Chapter: 6 – It's Suki SANDA!!

Author: Uke

Rating: T

Pairing(s): Ryo x Edo (Zane x Aster), Manjyome x Shou (Chazz x Syrus), and Johan x Judai (Jesse x Jaden).

Genre: Humor, crack and romance.

A/N: What's this? A-a...u-update!? Oh my GOD, the world must be ending!! XDDD Yeah, like I said in Chapter 5 I SUCK with chapter stories. My mind just doesn't let me do them. Whenever I write one I end up getting other ideas instead and then I don't feel like writing the next chapter but I feel too bad to write my other ideas so instead my account just dies and the plot bunnies eat my brains and leave my lifeless body for the worms. Dx I don't have any real reason for not writing this story other than laziness. But though this story takes forever to be updated, I am determined to finish it!! So here we go. :3

Warnings: Shounen-ai (BOY x BOY relationships), sexual themes, cursing, crack, EXTREMELY gay and heterophobic boys, and OOC-ness.

Disclaimer: Now if I didn't own Yugioh GX in the other chapters, why would I suddenly own it now?

Manjyome sat down on his bed with a sigh, a picture of him and Shou in his hands. In the picture, he was lifting Shou up and the bluenette was smiling down at him while blushing, his arms wrapped tightly around Manjyome's neck so that he wouldn't fall. They were both looking at each other, both looking so happy and carefree. Like nothing could go wrong...

Shou-chan...what happened to us...? Things were so perfect...!! And now... He put the picture down and glanced at the doorway where he could see Shou in the other room staring at his stomach in the other room and pouting. Ever since that project they were given in Sex Ed. Shou was OBSESSED with the idea of child birth, and even more obsessed with that damned mechanical infant.

Manjyome loved Shou. He did, that was his soul mate and he wanted nothing more than to be with him and only him. He liked being with him...it would always put a smile on the raven-haired teen's face when Shou was around. The way he would tease him and they'd end up getting into a huge fight, only to be ended so quickly by Manjyome who had the ability to talk Shou into forgetting that they were even fighting at all. Then Shou would be clinging to him for the rest of the day, only for Manjyome to start up the process all over again.

That was just one of Manjyome's Shou-based hobbies. Another favorite was saying as many things as he could to see how embarrassed and shy he could make his little bluenette boyfriend. This was an especially easy game because the second he even kissed Shou, the boy would start blushing and looking away. It was like Shou was an untouched virgin...which led Manjyome to his third hobby. He just loved picking Shou up into his arms whenever he pleased, carrying Shou to the bedroom, placing him down onto the bed, and then ravishing the boy creating a rated-X show for the furniture of the room.

But all of this was gone now.

This week was going by slower than ever. If Shou wasn't obsessing over the mechanical baby, he'd be whining over pregnancy tests that came back negative, complaining over things such as weird food cravings that Manjyome knew were just in Shou's mind, or demanding Manjyome to get him knocked up.

...Manjyome didn't mind that last one because he got free sex but...it was still pretty bad when he realized the whole reason of why he was getting that free sex.

All hopes of getting it through Shou's head that he was a boy and he'd NEVER get pregnant were pretty much gone. Though Manjyome was still inclined to try. That was his uke, after all. He had to try and help him. And this time, the way to help him was to get it through his head that he could never get pregnant.

"Manjyome-kun..." Said a small voice from the doorway. Manjyome looked up to see a pouting Marufuji brother, the mechanical baby gently cradled in his arms. Manjyome immediately sat up, smiling nervously at the thought of what Shou was possibly going to say this time. "W-what is it, Shou-chan?" Manjyome asked, trying his best not to glare at the mechanical baby in the smaller boy's arms.

"Manjyome, be honest...do you think something's wrong with me? No matter how many times we try, I just can't get pregnant!! My body is just fighting it off...s-should I go see a doctor?" Manjyome stared at Shou with the blankest face. "Shou...I told you this a million times already, I don't know how I could get you to understand..." He stood up so he was directly in front of the smaller boy and gently (so Shou wouldn't get angry) took the mechanical baby from him to place it on the bed.

Shou just blinked up at him, as Manjyome sighed. "Shou...guess what; you're a BOY. Meaning..." He trailed his hands down Shou's chest through his shirt, "You DON'T have boobs. You don't get your period, and most of all..." He lightly groped the spot between Shou's legs, "You have a PENIS. People that have penises are boys. They can't get pregnant." Shou glared slightly and pushed Manjyome's hand away, "Manjyome-kun, you only did that as an excuse to feel me up!" Manjyome looked away innocently, "...No..."

Shaking his head, Shou looked back up at him again. "But I don't see your point. Just because I'm a boy doesn't mean anything. Even though I'm a boy, you love me!! So gender doesn't matter...I could get pregnant if I want to!!" Manjyome couldn't believe how stuck on this the boy was. WHY did the teacher give Shou Marufuji, out of ALL the uke boys out there, this project to do?! Didn't she know that Shou was the ukest boy of all!? Didn't she know that Shou was going to take this project way too seriously!? Didn't she know that Shou was going to start believing that he really WAS a mother!? Did she have ANY idea that Shou was going to start asking Manjyome, every chance he got to get him knocked up!?

Manjyome held Shou's face, "That's the thing, Shou-chan, with this...gender DOES matter. If you were a girl, then I would say sure, because it's completely possible. But because you're a boy, it'll NEVER happen!! Even if you got a sex change, you STILL wouldn't be able to get pregnant because you would have the right...things...for it." Shou began to glare cutely at him, "Oh! So now you want me to be a girl, huh!? I know you're bi, but I thought you loved me anyway even though I'm NOT a girl!! Manjyome-kun you're a JERK!"

Manjyome's face went blank again. He was used to hearing the smaller boy call him a 'jerk' but the reason for it this time made Manjyome question what was going on in the world. "Did I ever say that!? No! I'm just trying to tell you that you can't get pregnant!! If you like this project, that's fine!! But YOU won't ever have a baby!!" With this, Shou looked down sadly. "But..." He said in a small voice, "I want to..."

Feeling slightly bad, Manjyome lightly kissed Shou on the forehead. "I know you want to...but sometimes we can't have what we want." Shou paused for a while, but then slowly looked back up at Manjyome, a big smile on his face, looking extremely determined. "But...I bet I could if I try!!" Manjyome stopped, "W-what...?" Shou continued to smile, "So maybe boys can't get pregnant...but I'm going to be the first!!"

Manjyome sweatdropped, and a combination of both nervous and disturbed came over him. "No, you're not getting it...you CAN'T!! You actually CAN'T!" Shou giggled, "Yes I can if we try hard enough!! Besides, didn't you hear about the pregnant man on Oprah?" Manjyome was even more disturbed at hearing that Shou watched Oprah, but he decided to just ignore that. "Shou, you know that really wasn't a guy, right? It was just a girl on male hormones, so she still had all of her girl parts, but just looked like a guy." "So?" Shou asked, "Maybe I won't be like her...but I'll be the FIRST real pregnant boy!"

Manjyome half-flailed, "B-but Shou...!! You—" Shou just ignored him, "Thank you sooo much, Manjyome-kun!! You made me feel so much better!!" He leaned up and gently kissed Manjyome on the cheek before skipping off, "I'm going to go take a shower, now, okay? Will you watch Suki-chan for me?" Without even waiting for a response, Shou skipped off towards the bathroom.

Manjyome stood there, as still as a statue. What.The.Fuck. It was official, Shou was completely insane. Manjyome wasn't sure if he should just live on like this and pray that this was a weird phase Shou was going through, or just send Shou to a mental asylum now.

Glancing over at "Suki", who was dressed in pink and blue clothing on their bed, made Manjyome's second option look like the best idea. Sighing, Manjyome went to sit on the bed beside the mechanical baby. He held it up by one of its plastic arms and just stared at it closely. "What did you do to my uke?" He asked with another sigh. "Did you hypnotize Shou-chan or something? I know the boy could be gender confused at times, but this is taking it a step too far. You're making Shou think that he's a MOTHER for Christ's sake!"

Obviously the "baby" didn't answer and it made Manjyome twitch as he dropped the plastic doll onto the floor. Great, now I seem just as insane as Shou. I'm sitting here talking to a freakin' mechanical baby...that's just fucking wonderful. Almost the second Manjyome's thoughts were completed; the "baby" began crying. Manjyome cringed at the sound. "WHY?!" He asked, "Why do you have to choose NOW to start crying!? Couldn't you at least wait until my crazy boyfriend is out of the shower!?"

It was almost as if the "baby's" cries grew louder. Manjyome twitched. What the hell was he supposed to do?! He thought of just leaving the baby there. But he knew that when Shou found out that his "child" was neglected at some point during the week, the look on his face would be unbearable for the taller teen. Shou's eyes would fill with tears, he'd look both desperate and pathetic...and non-intentional puppy eyes would form. Yeah, Manjyome couldn't handle seeing that face from his little lover and so he knew he had to do something before that happened.

Picking Suki up he grabbed the keys to her that were conveniently placed on the nightstand. He read the labels on all of the keys carefully, Which one to use...which one to use... He eyed the "attention" key. Without thinking twice he slid the key into Suki's back, hearing that wonderful "click" sound. Almost instantly, the baby stopped crying.

Blinking several times, Manjyome held the mechanical baby up in the air. "I...did it. Heh, that wasn't as hard as I thought. I guess watching that idiot uke mine obsess over this damn thing did SOMETHING good."

"Thanks for calling me an idiot, jerk-face." Said a squeaky voice that could only belong to one boy. Slowly, Manjyome turned around, Suki still in his hands to see Shou in the door way. Shou was wearing his pajamas and had a pale blue towel wrapped around his shoulders, his hair damp with beads of water. "Hey Shou-chan, heh..." Manjyome said, not even processing what was going on. Shou shook his head and smiled as he began walking closer to the other boy.

"I heard Suki-chan crying after I turned off the shower so I rushed to get dressed. I was sure that you weren't going to do anything for her because you hate parent-hood so much." Manjyome sweatdropped and his face went blank at once again hearing more proof that Shou was taking all of this way too seriously. "But...you didn't let her cry. You helped her!" Shou finished, smiling up at him.

Seeing how happy Shou looked right now made Manjyome smile too. Placing Suki back down on the bed he walked over to Shou. "Heh, I didn't want you to be sad when you found out what happened. Plus that thing is annoying...I had to shut her up SOMEHOW. I didn't actually think that what I did would work but who knew? I guess I'm better at this than I thought...well, I AM Manjyome-sanda, after all." Ignoring his final comment, Shou suddenly threw his arms around Manjyome's chest, hugging himself against him tightly.

"Manjyome-kun, you're the best! I always had faith in you!!" He nuzzled at Manjyome's chest a bit before blushing slightly as he looked up at the boy, his large silver eyes glistening behind his cute little glasses. Manjyome smiled as well, wrapping his arms tightly around Shou's waist. This was another thing Manjyome loved to do...he loved making Shou happy and seeing him smile like this.

Manjyome leaned down, resting his forehead against the smaller boy's. This only caused Shou to blush darker. "T-thank you..." Shou whispered. Manjyome smirked, "You don't have to thank me...if it makes you look like this I'll do it again and again. You're fucking adorable when you're this happy."

Shou's smile brightened and he giggled slightly. "If you're willing to that then I just KNOW you'll be ready when we have a real kid together!" Manjyome's face went blank again and he just sighed. "Shou...shut up and kiss me before you completely ruin the moment."

Leaning down and in, Manjyome gently kissed Shou, pulling him even closer against his body to deepen it. Right now things seemed completely normal, and with this one kiss all thoughts of Shou's baby insanity had faded away.

For now anyway.

-END OF CHAPTER 6-

A/N: Nyaaah, I like the way this turned out. It's so cracky and retarded. XD I like making Shou baby-obsessed. Anyway, next chapter (hopefully it'll be up soon) will be the exciting continuation of everyone's favorite couple; JOHAN AND JUDAI! 8D